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12 minutes ago, immamac said:

Missed the titties. Searching now. 

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    I'm no bitch.  I'm taking the loss, as painful as it is.  If I had a hat, I'd tip it to Vandy, with a 17th century flourish, their coaches, players, students, band, fans, all.  We are 4-1, headed God

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With the way Georgia came storming back, it wasnt a huge surprise to me that Alabama was going to lose 2 or 3 times this season but I’m shocked it was Vandy that hung one on them.

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Is a….Clemson fan trying to talk shit? In the year 2024?

Hey! I'm just saying, spread the love in the playoffs because the Big 10 is absolutely horrifically overrated and the secsecsec is obviously overrated as well. 

I'd rather see ACC #2 or Big 12 #2 than fucking SEC #4 Missouri or Big 10 #3 Wisconsin. Fuck that shit just because they are the "big boys" 

6 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I hope DeBoer enjoys his time as the transitional coach at Bama.  It probably won’t last long.

Really?  This is the take at game 5?

2 minutes ago, TXpride said:

Vandy is clearly a solid team, but Saban never had a loss like this once he got going. The aggy/Ole Miss teams that beat him at least had some elite talent. This feels the end of an era. Not saying Bama will suck from now on, but they aren't going to dominate CFB like they once did. You don't replace Saban.

The Bama offense is ridiculous and the defense is suspect as fuck. They’re like a B12 team from when the B12 was fun. 

1 minute ago, F250 said:

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Can’t wait for the next one. 

14 minutes ago, Juke_Em said:

Bye bye Bama. The beginning of the end for them this season...they will lose a few more games this year and not even be in the playoff discussion. 

And this should clear the path for College Gameday to come to Austin on October 19 now for the Georgia game instead of Alabama/Tennessee

Milroe is garbage without Williams 

SEC Shorts is going to be epic this week.

3 minutes ago, Iceman said:

  Humiliation has no effect...

It truly is amazing the things the human body can build up a tolerance to.  That one guy who is invulnerable to snake venom, aggy to embarrassment, etc.

Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

I don’t know if you get in trouble for that but they shouldn’t. 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Milroe is garbage without Williams 


no he’s not. He throws a great deep ball. And he threw a great deep ball last season when Ryan Williams was in 11th grade. 

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Asked before. What bitch move did #13 do?

Kicked the ball after a kneel down play

5 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Hey! I'm just saying, spread the love in the playoffs because the Big 10 is absolutely horrifically overrated and the secsecsec is obviously overrated as well. 

I'd rather see ACC #2 or Big 12 #2 than fucking SEC #4 Missouri or Big 10 #3 Wisconsin. Fuck that shit just because they are the "big boys" 

Might want to focus on the FSU game. I'm not saying you're wrong, but ACC has a lot of depth issues too.

Edit - its way, way too early too.. but adding fuel to your fire USC struggling early with the Gophers.

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Kicked the ball. 

like at someone? into the stands? His mom?

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Really?  This is the take at game 5?

How old are you.  I know it's been almost 20 years since they had a loss this bad but Bama fans don't handle these things well.  

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Asked before. What bitch move did #13 do?

He started by throwing his mouth guard like 15 yards to the other side of the LOS. Then gestured st his teammates and flailed about … then walked up to the LOS and kicked the ball that was on the ground about 10 yards. It was quite the display 

4 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Hey! I'm just saying, spread the love in the playoffs because the Big 10 is absolutely horrifically overrated and the secsecsec is obviously overrated as well. 

I'd rather see ACC #2 or Big 12 #2 than fucking SEC #4 Missouri or Big 10 #3 Wisconsin. Fuck that shit just because they are the "big boys" 

Nobody here is saying the SEC #4 would or should be in the playoffs. That said if you want to see the ACC #2 there they should probably stop fucking sucking?

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Might want to focus on the FSU game. I'm not saying you're wrong, but ACC has a lot of depth issues too.

No DJU equals a dogfight 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


no he’s not. He throws a great deep ball. And he threw a great deep ball last season when Ryan Williams was in 11th grade. 

I do agree he throws a beautiful deep ball, but he's inconsistent. He'll obviously get better by next year, just like Quinn did. But this year in a new system he's still learning. 

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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

How old are you.  I know it's been almost 20 years since they had a loss this bad but Bama fans don't handle these things well.  

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3 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

I was told there would be titties.

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Ryan Williams is nutty good. 

He's like a generational player. Some hyperbole, but as a 17 year old going against grown men and doing what he does, it's  incredible 

 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Ryan Williams is nutty good. 

Maybe we should throw some NIL $$$ at him. 🤣

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I do agree he throws a beautiful deep ball, but he's inconsistent. He'll obviously get better by next year, just like Quinn did. But this year in a new system he's still learning. 


he’s going to the NFL after this season and will be a 1st or 2nd round pick. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


he’s going to the NFL after this season and will be a 1st or 2nd round pick. 

Poor fan base who gets him a year or 2 early. 

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

 

I didn’t see him try to hurt Pavia and I still can’t because twitter can’t handle traffic… 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Nobody here is saying the SEC #4 would or should be in the playoffs. That said if you want to see the ACC #2 there they should probably stop fucking sucking?

You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


he’s going to the NFL after this season and will be a 1st or 2nd round pick. 

Is he? I really didn't know that. I don't think he's 1st rd talent, but Will Levis and Daniel Jones makes me remember NFL GM's are DB af. He's definitely a 2md rd dude. 

10 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


no he’s not. He throws a great deep ball. And he threw a great deep ball last season when Ryan Williams was in 11th grade. 

A great deep ball does not make a great QB.

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12 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Asked before. What bitch move did #13 do?

He was a bitch and kicked the ball while a Vandy player was still on the ground when he knew it was over. 

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Nobody here is saying the SEC #4 would or should be in the playoffs. That said if you want to see the ACC #2 there they should probably stop fucking sucking?

This year? I feel like it’s pretty much guaranteed that the top 4 SEC teams get in. B1G will be lucky to get 2. ACC will be lucky to get 2. B12 will get 1. G5 gets 1… we’re still only at 10 of 12. What am I missing? 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

who do we want to poach from Bama like we do every year? Justice Haynes, and which recruits?

#2 seems like a pretty good little player

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

#2 seems like a pretty good little player

I will sell a kidney and a nut on the black market if we could poach him. 

1 minute ago, Alien Octopus said:

A great deep ball does not make a great QB.


the idea that “Milroe is garbage” is ridiculous. That was the post I responded to. 

9 minutes ago, F250 said:

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Fair (and funny point) but that was to Oklahoma.  They don't like it of course but that isn't as ignominious as taking a number 1 ranking into Nashville facing the perennial bottom dweller of the conference and one of the weakest historical P4 teams and coming away with a loss in a game they never had a moment of control in.  

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