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13 minutes ago, ousux said:

The novelty of such a thing would be off the charts, and although I'm a traditionalist, I'd be down for it being a one time thing.

Of course if we actually did this thing at night the City of Dallas wouldn't allow it to happen again...so no real danger of that becoming default.

I would love for SMU to play a regular season game there again at somepoint. Fan interest is trending in the right direction for that to potentially be doable ticket-sales wise. Especially if it was an OOC game against someone like OU, aggy, Baylor etc.

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9 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I mean, a pick 6 off of him in the first OT would be pretty laughable too.

What injury does Derek Williams have? I know I’ve asked it before, but I can’t remember.

Strained hammy 

Once again...100,000 people leaving a stadium at the same time are never going to be in danger.  I don't know where this "it's too dangerous" bullshit comes from.

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9 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Once again...100,000 people leaving a stadium at the same time are never going to be in danger.  I don't know where this "it's too dangerous" bullshit comes from.

The 100,000 people after 12+ hours of drinking ARE the danger

Goofy ass wife thinks we can get that in.   Just might try it 
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Put it in your prison wallet.
Once again...100,000 people leaving a stadium at the same time are never going to be in danger.  I don't know where this "it's too dangerous" bullshit comes from.

I mean, I was at the fair last year when they started fucking shooting inside the damn thing.
2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I mean, I was at the fair last year when they started fucking shooting inside the damn thing.

Which happened after an 11AM start….

51 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I would love for SMU to play a regular season game there again at somepoint. Fan interest is trending in the right direction for that to potentially be doable ticket-sales wise. Especially if it was an OOC game against someone like OU, aggy, Baylor etc.

I was there in the stands for the 1991 game Texas played and smoked SMU in the Cotton Bowl. 

Temps in the 40s F (The box score weather conditions are jacked.... it was never anywhere near "62F" that day!), windy, and I had the entire visitor-side upper deck to myself, so I sat in the first row (bottom row) at the 50-yard line, turned on my waterproof radio underneath my backpacking poncho and winter coat, and watched Texas roll, 34 - 0.

That asshole Mobilehoma ref Joe Thomas worked that game, and SMU sucked so bad there was no way he could save them.

The "my-little-pony" band didn't play in the rain at Halftime, but the Longhorn band was unaffected by rain and played great in their orange ponchos for Halftime.

Despite the box score reporting 26,000 attendance (sold-tickets), there were barely enough people there to make it feel like a high-school-sized crowd.

Good times!

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47 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I mean, I was at the fair last year when they started fucking shooting inside the damn thing.

Damn. I did know this. When did it happen?

Which happened after an 11AM start….

I don’t know what time the fair opened. I’m pretty sure the day it happened wasn’t game day. I think it was the weekend after. It was cooler.
Damn. I did know this. When did it happen?

October 14. We had just gotten to the car and pulled out of the lot. Started getting blown up by people that knew we were there.
32 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


October 14. We had just gotten to the car and pulled out of the lot. Started getting blown up by people that knew we were there.

Wow. What a piece is human trash 


October 14. We had just gotten to the car and pulled out of the lot. Started getting blown up by people that knew we were there.
That was some Dallas gang beef that somehow made it inside the fairgrounds. All these years I've been going to the OU game or concerts there and never had an issue, but it can't be denied that isn't a great neighborhood.
5 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

Goofy ass wife thinks we can get that in.   Just might try it

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3 hours ago, PilotsError said:

Once again...100,000 people leaving a stadium at the same time are never going to be in danger.

What about 50k leaving at halftime because Texas is up 31-7?

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1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

October 14. We had just gotten to the car and pulled out of the lot. Started getting blown up by people that knew we were there.

That was some Dallas gang beef that somehow made it inside the fairgrounds. All these years I've been going to the OU game or concerts there and never had an issue, but it can't be denied that isn't a great neighborhood.

That's why a night game there is bad news.

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Pretty sure Stoops is staying at my hotel.

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23 hours ago, statsman said:

I listened to the Sooner ON3 podcast wishcast how Texas is worse on offense and defense than last year. Here is how:

1. A lot of guys on offense drafted. 
2. Ewers and OL no better than last year (“We handled them before! We’ll do it again”). 
3. A lot of guys on defense drafted. 
4. New guys and returners aren’t better because…”I don’t think they’re better”. 
5. Also, Michigan losing to Minnesota means the Wolverines suck. 
 
Of course, this analysis method requires you to ignore Texas’ performance to date (such as only one TD surrendered in the first half through five games). 

It's news to me that Minnesota beat Michigan.

 

7 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I wonder when the sec steps In and wants a prime time 7pm game. Under the lights at the cotton bowl during the fair would be bad ass. So many drunk tards and chicks flashing tits. It would be epic 

Never gonna happen.

20 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It's news to me that Minnesota beat Michigan.

 

Never gonna happen.

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Question. I'm staying downtown - historic district. Plan on going to the fair around 9; but looking for a quick egress to head back to Austin.  Should i park in the private lots outside the fair lot, or take the train or bus to and from  downtown?

I don't mind walking. I've always packed in west campus for football and Crown for b ball vs sitting in traffic.

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Just checked the line and it's gone up from 14 to 15.5 in the past few hours. Wouldn't be surprised if it was at 17 by gameday tomorrow. 

12 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I’m so confident, I’ll be sitting in an OU section. 

Enjoy the meth big guy.

From mean streets of Hillsboro, OR, doing big rails. TEXAS! f7d92cc659d12398376b305c9bc24544.jpg

Yeah, I'm 48 years old and I can't fall back asleep.

 

We get to blast ou today.

 

LET'S FUCKING DO THIS THING.

Yeah I know right. Pumped

3 hours ago, MajorMajor said:

From mean streets of Hillsboro, OR, doing big rails. TEXAS! f7d92cc659d12398376b305c9bc24544.jpg

Is that funnel cake sugar?

37 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, I'm 48 years old and I can't fall back asleep.

 

We get to blast ou today.

 

LET'S FUCKING DO THIS THING.

lol, I’m 48 and have been awake since 3:30.  I can’t go back to sleep either.

47 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, I'm 48 years old and I can't fall back asleep.

 

We get to blast ou today.

 

LET'S FUCKING DO THIS THING.

This is me at 5:50 am

17 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

lol, I’m 48 and have been awake since 3:30.  I can’t go back to sleep either.

It’s like Christmas Eve/morning, but for adults

4 hours ago, MajorMajor said:

From mean streets of Hillsboro, OR, doing big rails. TEXAS! f7d92cc659d12398376b305c9bc24544.jpg

Hookers only thing missing from the shot

Even when the game is at 11 those 4 hours at the fair before kickoff feel like an eternity. Today is gonna be hot af and an extra 3 hours of looking at all the ou shit stains.

Utah got beat again last night. Why is that relevant to TX OU? There were reportedly four teams last year that were video cheating like Michigan. Two have been identified: Clemson and Utah. Another potential team? OU because of Venable’s tie to Clemson. 

Michigan, Utah, and OU all look significantly worse than last year, now that there are headset communications. Texas ought to be able to be better today if they were in fact cheating last year. 

19 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Utah got beat again last night. Why is that relevant to TX OU? There were reportedly four teams last year that were video cheating like Michigan. Two have been identified: Clemson and Utah. Another potential team? OU because of Venable’s tie to Clemson. 

Michigan, Utah, and OU all look significantly worse than last year, now that there are headset communications. Texas ought to be able to be better today if they were in fact cheating last year. 

There may be something to this- I don’t mean just those 4 teams. It seems like the polls are having a difficult time finding the actual best top 25 teams. Teams that people thought were on pace to do really well (Mizzou, Utah, Oklahoma state, Michigan, USC, Oklahoma, Florida State) have absolutely sucked. 

What time is too early for day drinking? It is 7:10 am on my island? Too early for a shot in my coffee?

6 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

What time is too early for day drinking? It is 7:10 am on my island? Too early for a shot in my coffee?

When it is game day and especially Texas-OU game day it’s like you are transiting international terminals - time and its zones are irrelevant for when you should determine the start of alcohol consumption. 

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Now that it's game day:

Fuck Bob Stoops

Fuck Barry Switzer

Fuck Brent Venables

Fuck Jackson Arnold

Fuck Michael Hawkins JR

Fuck Dillon Gabriel

Fuck Billy Simms

Fuck The Boz 

Fuck Adrian Peterson 

Fuck Gary Gibbs

Fuck Toby Keith 

Fuck Baker Mayfield 

Fuck Kyler Murray

Fuck Cale Gundy

Fuck Jason White

Fuck Josh Heupel

Fuck Mark Clayton

Fuck Rhett Bomar

Fuck Lincoln Riley 

Fuck Spencer Rattler

Fuck Caleb Williams

Fuck Marvin Mims 

Fuck Drake Stoops

Fuck Nic Anderson 

Fuck the entire state of Oklahoma

and finally Fuck Curly McLane and that stupid musical too

9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Now that it's game day:

Fuck Bob Stoops

Fuck Barry Switzer

Fuck Brent Venables

Fuck Jackson Arnold

Fuck Michael Hawkins JR

Fuck Dillon Gabriel

Fuck Billy Simms

Fuck The Boz 

Fuck Adrian Peterson 

Fuck Gary Gibbs

Fuck Toby Keith 

Fuck Baker Mayfield 

Fuck Kyler Murray

Fuck Cale Gundy

Fuck Jason White

Fuck Josh Heupel

Fuck Mark Clayton

Fuck Rhett Bomar

Fuck Lincoln Riley 

Fuck Spencer Rattler

Fuck Caleb Williams

Fuck Marvin Mims 

Fuck Drake Stoops

Fuck Nic Anderson 

Fuck the entire state of Oklahoma

and finally Fuck Curly McLane and that stupid musical too

You left out Teddy Lehman, Roy Williams, Rocky Calmus and Spencer Tillman.

34 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

What time is too early for day drinking? It is 7:10 am on my island? Too early for a shot in my coffee?

You can’t drink all day, if you don’t start in the morning. Get to it. 🤘🏼

It's 7:53AM on game day.

OU still sucks.

15 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

We know who it is ... those white people scared by Fox News and living in suburbia ... probably in gated communities with McMansions.  (No CR)

Are there any good neighborhoods around there? Looked like a real shit hole when I parked there is 2003

Leaving my house now. Gonna eat a corn dog and walk around then hit up those infinity massage chairs before going inside the cotton bowl. Those bad boys are fucking amazing.

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