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#701
50 minutes ago, Droopy said:

You can’t drink all day, if you don’t start in the morning. Get to it. 🤘🏼

Words to live by.

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  • If Casey Thompson were to come in and lead them to victory in the Cotton Bowl, I'd probably never watch football ever again.

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#704

I always like to tell gooner fans this, "at the end of the day it's not the Texas fans with their tails between their legs going to a game being played at the Oklahoma state fair.""

#707
40 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

My 10 month old son just took his first steps, wearing burnt orange. 🤘🤘let’s gooooo

Ball security next month

#708
9 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Just checked the line and it's gone up from 14 to 15.5 in the past few hours. Wouldn't be surprised if it was at 17 by gameday tomorrow. 

It's up to 16.5

#709

I find I’m so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it’s the excitement only a fan of the #1 team in the country can feel, a drunk man at the start of a long day whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope the Horns make it across the goal line a dozen times. I hope to celebrate with friends and expensive tequila. I hope the Sooner tears as plentiful as they have been in my dreams. I hope...

#712
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

geez I think Toby Keiths been through enough, that was an unnecessary stray 

fuck that ice cube GIF

#714
33 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Hell, we gotta watch SEC Nation to get pregame live from the State Fair.

Furk

All you really gotta do is live and die

f those yokels

#716

Do they have a watch party worth going to inside the fair? I enjoy the atmosphere but to be honest I've been to the game so many times I don't really care if I'm in the stadium anymore. Would be just as happy watching it at a watch party in the fair if they do anything like that. 

#718
1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

My 10 month old son just took his first steps, wearing burnt orange. 🤘🤘let’s gooooo

Was it to the fridge to get another coldie?

#719
19 minutes ago, WBT said:

All you really gotta do is live and die

f those yokels

True

I like the blonde on their SEC Nation set, but her allure is more than offset by dick-with-ears, Finebaum, on the right.

#720

Want to walk away today completely obliterating that team that program those fans entire morale. 

Leave no doubt dammit

#721
31 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

No

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I had to lookup where Anson, TX was, that’s way out in BFE.  

#722

It was stupid easy to get in at 9:00…no line at Fletchers….got a feeling that everyone arriving after 10 is fucked

#725
3 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

 

Let’s hope @Wulaw Horn has a good internet connection at sea.

 

and the drink package 

I’m at sea right now up near Prince Edward Island and I don’t know if they will show the game on the ship I am on.  Gonna try and stream it so hopefully that works.  Don’t want to miss the ass whooping that OU has coming to them.  

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#726

How this day is shaping up.  Wife is at my sisters for the day.  Win for me.  Our at home kid is in Arkansas this weekend.  Win for me.  Fajitas and stuffed jalapenos are waiting for the BBQ pit.  Win for me and the dog.  Plenty of liquor and fresh tea.  Win for me.  TEXAS kicks ou in the nads for the victory.  That is a win for all Horns everywhere.  

 

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#727
🚨 Breaking News 🚨Jesus has been quoted saying “Thou shalt Hook’Em and thy OU sucks”

 

#729

Headed to the Texas Ex’s watch party at the Stone Oak Little Woodrow’s in San Antonio later.  If anyone is going, yell Muledick and I’ll by you a shot.  

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#732
23 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

 

Let’s hope @Wulaw Horn has a good internet connection at sea.

 

and the drink package 

They are playing the game on the big TV on the lido deck. I have 15 drinks today before they cut me off. I’m happy!  

#733
31 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

It was stupid easy to get in at 9:00…no line at Fletchers….got a feeling that everyone arriving after 10 is fucked

The late kick lulls people into a sense of safety in showing up a bit later. Its a mistake every time. 

#734
17 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
🚨 Breaking News 🚨Jesus has been quoted saying “Thou shalt Hook’Em and thy OU sucks”

 

While Jesus was having dinner at Matthew’s house, many tax collectors and sinners came and ate with him and his disciples. When the Pharisees saw this, they asked his disciples, “Why does your teacher eat with tax collectors and sinners?”

On hearing this, Jesus said, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. But go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy, not sacrifice.’ For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.”

The Pharisees then asked him, “But what about OU fans?” Jesus answered, “Nah, fuck them.”

#735

Hook em Horns! Enjoy yall. Sadly I have to attend a funeral but I can’t wait to catch up on this game later.

#740
9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Gates to cotton bowl gonna be shitshow due to constructuon. Get into the stadium early

 

everyone gonna be bitching about it, post game

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#741
12 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Hook em Horns! Enjoy yall. Sadly I have to attend a funeral but I can’t wait to catch up on this game later.

Who schedules a funeral on OU Weekend?

 

 

 

 

Kidding, sorry to hear, T&Ps.

#742

Last year, I forgot to wear my Sam Ehlinger jersey once. For one game. Guess which game it was? Texas-OU, the one regular-season game we lost. I explained this to my wife while I picked it up to put it on this morning.

"COINCIDENCE!" she barked at me.

"What, are you meaning to tell me that what I choose to wear has no impact on the actions of 44-odd men on a field in a stadium a thousand miles away from here?"

Been with her nearly 30 years and she still knows nothing about football.

#743
45 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Up to 17 

Damn. I know this game in particular gets a lot of late money dumped in from the sharps but that's wild.

If we don't win something will have gone horribly horribly wrong. 

#744
1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

It was stupid easy to get in at 9:00…no line at Fletchers….got a feeling that everyone arriving after 10 is fucked

Yep.  Train from S Dallas, then walked right in.  Watching Bama at one of the shaded patios.

#746
52 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I’m at sea right now up near Prince Edward Island and I don’t know if they will show the game on the ship I am on.  Gonna try and stream it so hopefully that works.  Don’t want to miss the ass whooping that OU has coming to them.  

If you have crappy internet you could try and listen to Craig Way. 

https://texas.leanplayer.com/mobile

#748
18 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Last year, I forgot to wear my Sam Ehlinger jersey once. For one game. Guess which game it was? Texas-OU, the one regular-season game we lost. I explained this to my wife while I picked it up to put it on this morning.

"COINCIDENCE!" she barked at me.

"What, are you meaning to tell me that what I choose to wear has no impact on the actions of 44-odd men on a field in a stadium a thousand miles away from here?"

Been with her nearly 30 years and she still knows nothing about football.

My current cap is undefeated.  I feel where you're coming from.

#749
50 minutes ago, Constant said:

The late kick lulls people into a sense of safety in showing up a bit later. Its a mistake every time. 

Hit the fair at 8:30 instead of 7.  But yeah I hear you.

#750

They are scanning tickets at the fair entrance. Never seen this before. It is an absolute shitshow and trampling risk has felt real by the DART tracks. Ridiculous. 

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