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#752

My best for Fletcher's corny dogs before kickoff is 6.  Anyone doing better than that today?

#754
8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They are scanning tickets at the fair entrance. Never seen this before. It is an absolute shitshow and trampling risk has felt real by the DART tracks. Ridiculous. 

Wtf? So not scanning tickets at the cotton bowl?

#755
10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They are scanning tickets at the fair entrance. Never seen this before. It is an absolute shitshow and trampling risk has felt real by the DART tracks. Ridiculous. 

They didn’t scan mine at 8:45 just wanted to see them. 

#756

The gate I entered didn’t even look at the tickets, although it was still a shit show

#757
3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Best part of 2:30 kickoff

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jay-z BBQ in Grand Prairie

I hope it isn't all lone star light. Because that would be fucked up.

#758
3 hours ago, Celery Man said:

My 10 month old son just took his first steps, wearing burnt orange. 🤘🤘let’s gooooo

Hopefully I can tell my newborn that the first longhorn game he was alive for was a curbstomping of OU on the way to a national championship.

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#759

All ousucks fans think we’re cocky yet keep saying they’ll win today. Kinda weird to have that take yet say you’re a lock today all based off last years upset. I’ll be surprised if the OU offense can muster up points. They are horrific.

#760
Press box at Red River is going to be extra spicy. https://t.co/xP7STC1ZUC

 

#761
1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

All ousucks fans think we’re cocky yet keep saying they’ll win today. Kinda weird to have that take yet say you’re a lock today all based off last years upset. I’ll be surprised if the OU offense can muster up points. They are horrific.

 

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#762
49 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


That’s not near enough

It's just me, but no argument.

#763

Once I got to the front of the logjam, it was the fact that they only had two security lines. After that, they just wanted to see the tickets. It’s a shitshow and took forever but they thankfully weren’t actually scanning. 

#764
52 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


That’s not near enough

Threw one more skewer on.  My dog's prospects are looking up...

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#765
1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Hook em Horns! Enjoy yall. Sadly I have to attend a funeral but I can’t wait to catch up on this game later.

50,000 Texas fans will be attending a funeral at the Cotton Bowl today.

#766
34 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

My current cap is undefeated.  I feel where you're coming from.

You people are just poking at the gods... you need to keep your traps shut or at least speak in code... :)

#767
3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Threw one more skewer on.  My dog's prospects are looking up...

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What's the bacon wrapped around?

#769
On 10/9/2024 at 5:14 PM, Foosters said:

I quit drinking in 2008. I had to watch the ensuing 15 years dry as a bone. Come to think of it, I should get a special chip for that or something

Try 1997.

#770
7 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

What's the bacon wrapped around?

Yardbird tenders.  I left all my dove down at the ranch.

#771
On 10/9/2024 at 3:14 PM, Foosters said:

I quit drinking in 2008. I had to watch the ensuing 15 years dry as a bone. Come to think of it, I should get a special chip for that or something

I wouldn't think the alcohol would've made it any better. Adding a depressant after watching a depressing team? Hard pass.

#772
It was stupid easy to get in at 9:00…no line at Fletchers….got a feeling that everyone arriving after 10 is fucked
Arrived 9:30ish, was fine. I can already tell it's gonna be a warm one. Spf 50 spray may not save me.
#773

Anyone know of a good place to catch game in Memphis? Some kinda Texas Ex thing would be good. 

#776
14 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Anyone know of a good place to catch game in Memphis? Some kinda Texas Ex thing would be good. 

Just go to any sports bar there and ask to watch “The Real UT game”. 

#777
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

They are scanning tickets at the fair entrance. Never seen this before. It is an absolute shitshow and trampling risk has felt real by the DART tracks. Ridiculous. 

Jesus christ that sounds terrible. Last time I was at the shootout we took the DART and that entrance was awful. Tons of fights and shoving for people "cutting in line"

#779
29 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I wouldn't think the alcohol would've made it any better. Adding a depressant after watching a depressing team? Hard pass.

Tell me without telling me that you are a normal drinker.  

#780
3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Tell me without telling me that you are a normal drinker.  

I'm a quitter, mostly

#781

Deep in SEC country here in Jacksonville Florida, but I got the whole bar deputized as honorary Longhorns for 4 hours this afternoon.

Fuck ou

#783
Texas' Jaydon Blue "OR" Quintrevion Wisner listed as the starter at RB for the #Longhorns on the Texas-OU depth chart.

I know... fuck CB but its something to mention before the game

#784
50 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I wouldn't think the alcohol would've made it any better. Adding a depressant after watching a depressing team? Hard pass.

It made it better insofar as there are a lot of games from 2014-2022 that I don't remember. Unfortunately I wasn't drinking yet from 2010-2014. 

#785
7 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:
Texas' Jaydon Blue "OR" Quintrevion Wisner listed as the starter at RB for the #Longhorns on the Texas-OU depth chart.

I know... fuck CB but its something to mention before the game

Is Gibson healthy?  Was surprised he got so few carries last game.  

#786

The font is very small...

Blue better improve his ball security OR Wisner is going to take all of his carries.

#788

Gentlemen, I urge you to use this remaining time before the kickoff to double check all your memes, gifs, ice, chow, drink.  Perhaps politely ask wimenz to leave the room( @Nicole44 gets a pass).  Inform the neighbors that the screaming and yelling is NOT a murder, but our excitement to see the dirt burglars in their suffering.   Use a designated driver if necessary and travel safely.  

 

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#789
GET YOUR MINDS RIGHT, PEOPLE.
 
IT'S HERE.
 
Corny dogs, alcohol and the Texas heat are doing all my mind thinking stuff right now.

I'm behind the wheel of my body but not driving. Of course none of that changes the fact that it's 1:20pm and OU still sucks!
#792

Mix in some water and some shade you assholes. Im not interested in scraping any of you off the pavement. 
 

 

#793
Bevo is quite literally locked in ahead of Texas-Oklahoma 🔥 @Rivals | @orangebloods_

 

#794
4 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Anyone have a link to a stream to watch the game?  I’m in Canada and my DIRECTV app is now saying abc is blacked out for me.  

There’s a stream to the east.  A surge of sports

#797

Little brother - Junior at Texas - an early arrival. 

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#798
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

At Woodrow’s in EaDo if anyone who owes me drinks wants to cash in

At Woodrow’s in San Antonio in Stone Oak, official Texas Ex’s watch party and got surrounded by tables of sooner fans…. Like is there no sooner official watch party in San Antonio?  

#799
30 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Gentlemen, I urge you to use this remaining time before the kickoff to double check all your memes, gifs, ice, chow, drink.  Perhaps politely ask wimenz to leave the room( @Nicole44 gets a pass).  Inform the neighbors that the screaming and yelling is NOT a murder, but our excitement to see the dirt burglars in their suffering.   Use a designated driver if necessary and travel safely.  

 

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You left our "focusness"

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