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This game is always unpredictable and OU might be up for it because they have the chance to knock off us as the #1 team in the country. We still make enough plays to win, but it's gonna be close.

Either 35-27 Texas or 24-14 Texas

200 rush yards Texas 

189 rush yards OU 

Texas   38

Sucks   21

 

Rushing

Texas    128

Sucks    112

 

 

Spoiler

What's the first thing a sooner does every day?

Brushes his tooth. 

 

OUSux. It is known. 

Edited by DoobieWah

34-13

 

TX - 167

OU - 104

Spread 63

31-16, good guys. Texas covers the spread over the cockgobblers. 

Rushing: Texas 138, blOwU with 167 (-25 spread). I think UT could outrush them but Quinn will be hesitant to go full speed rushing.

TEXAS -  41

Cockgobblers -  20

 

TEXAS  :157 Rush yds 

Cocksmackers  117 yds

 

Teaxs + 40 yards 

Texas  38

OU 16

Texas Rushing yards  176

OU rushing yards   92

spread  84

Texas 36

Gay okie fuckbags 16

Horns rush for 147

Okie goes 115

Texas 33

ou       18 (Yeah, I know but something weird always happens in this game)

Texas rushing 208

ou rushing       127

spread             81

 

TEXAS-42

Blowu-17

Fuck all that combined yardage spread bullshit.

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fuck all that combined yardage spread bullshit.

I agree.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I agree.

Was told no maff dammit!

35-13, but only bc of a garbage time TD. Their bullshit offense will get two FGs in the first 3 quarters 

TEXAS  41

okies 13

UT rushing = 192

0u rushing = 106

Edited by DFW Horn

Merry fuckin Hatemas.

59-10. Texas paves a new parking lot north of the Red River for the biggest Buccees to ever be built.

*edit: not that any honest Texan would actually put their property in that area. What, with all the cheating, lying, stealing, and murdering they are so boastful about.

 

 

Goddamn I hate everything about everything they choose to be. I would prefer to have a meal with the taliban than anyone from oklahoma.

Edited by HOOK'EMHOOAH
clarification

Had a pretty foreboding nightmare about this game last night. I think blOU will mirror MSU's gameplan from two weeks ago with all their WRs out and Arnold's inconsistency.

blOU 27, Texas 24

58 rushing yards for UT, 199 for blOU.

29 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Had a pretty foreboding nightmare about this game last night. I think blOU will mirror MSU's gameplan from two weeks ago with all their WRs out and Arnold's inconsistency.

blOU 27, Texas 24

58 rushing yards for UT, 199 for blOU.

This is a bit overboard even for you.

OU sucks. Grow a pair.

34 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Had a pretty foreboding nightmare about this game last night. I think blOU will mirror MSU's gameplan from two weeks ago with all their WRs out and Arnold's inconsistency.

blOU 27, Texas 24

58 rushing yards for UT, 199 for blOU.

Arnold?

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Had a pretty foreboding nightmare about this game last night. I think blOU will mirror MSU's gameplan from two weeks ago with all their WRs out and Arnold's inconsistency.

blOU 27, Texas 24

58 rushing yards for UT, 199 for blOU.

Nah. Not even nah. Stop hitting the sativa. Go find some coffee. You need to wake the fuck up.

 

 

Whatever peyote you've been tripping on is not helping you find your path back to reality.

On 10/6/2024 at 9:57 PM, gernblansten said:

UT-31

OU-6

UT 123 rushing

OU 73 rushing 

50 spread 

pretty pretty good

21 hours ago, jTower said:

pretty pretty good

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Did I win? Where do I pick up my bus ticket for the all expense paid trip to Lake Texhoma? Do I have to pay taxes on the winnings? This is so exciting. 

3 hours ago, gernblansten said:

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Did I win? Where do I pick up my bus ticket for the all expense paid trip to Lake Texhoma? Do I have to pay taxes on the winnings? This is so exciting. 

Yup, well done Mr. Martin. You were the closest.

There was only one poster who predicted a Texas loss.

Averaging all predictions, for 110 entries, surlyhorns predicted :

Texas 37.9

ousux 16.1

 

 

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On 10/6/2024 at 7:27 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

Texas 45, OU 13. 


we win this game in a walk, reminiscent of the last time we brought in a focused group of dominant studs that were looking for revenge and they brought in a collection of no talent ass clowns considerably worst than the normal collection of ass clowns they roll with (2005). 


This game just sets up like that for us to stomp them. Yes, I know, it’s a rivalry game and anything can and will happen, but I’m going to choose not to take counsel  of my fears as it relates to this team and enjoy the ride. 
 

Prop- rushing yards for both team- graded on closest to spread and if that ties closest to the total. Team that wins this almost always wins the game. 
Texas 194 yards rushing

OU- 78 yards rushing. 
spread- 116 yards 

 

On 10/6/2024 at 8:01 PM, WBT said:

Texas 42

ou 6

Texas 135, ou 111

 

On 10/6/2024 at 9:57 PM, gernblansten said:

UT-31

OU-6

UT 123 rushing

OU 73 rushing 

50 spread 

 

On 10/7/2024 at 6:37 AM, Rudy Rutabaga said:

Horns 41

OU sux 10

Texas 160 rushing 

Sux 120

40 spread

 

On 10/7/2024 at 12:55 PM, jetsfan76 said:

Texas - 44

OU - 12

Texas - 201 rushing, OU - 113

 

On 10/12/2024 at 10:37 AM, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Texas: 44

ousux: 13

Texas: 158

blowu: 127

spread :+31

These were the closest to getting the difference in score right between the teams- either nailed the 31 point or missed it by 1.  Remember- scoring is 2 points for every number off the spread and one for ever number off the total.  @WBTgets the shout out for having the lowest (real) OU score prediction I think with 6.

I think @Rudy Rutabagais the winner at 14 points -maybe highest total of the year?

If I missed one lower let me know.

Running yardage prop next. 

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On 10/6/2024 at 7:39 PM, jettrink said:

I think it all depends on the glass man.  Quinn makes Colt look like Colossus!  Not that I don't Arch will beat OU's ass, it just a matter of score.

UT Quinn-56

OU-17

 

UT Arch-38

OU-24

UT-217 yds

OU- 123 yds

You figure the spread!

 

On 10/6/2024 at 7:53 PM, CoachTex said:

Texas 42

OU 17

Rush yards

Texas 187

Ou 91

Spread 96 yards

 

On 10/7/2024 at 6:29 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Texas-33

Thieves-13

T-175

O-90

85 difference

 

On 10/7/2024 at 7:23 AM, jTower said:

TEXAS 42-13

TEXAS Rush yds 195

Spread 80 yds

 

On 10/7/2024 at 8:52 AM, msucolt45 said:

Texas - 34
Boomer - 16

Rushing:
UT - 177
OU - 83
Diff = 94

Hook’em!!!

 

On 10/7/2024 at 10:50 AM, Valmy77 said:

Texas 33

OU 20

Texas 175 rushing yards

OU 95

Spread 80

 

On 10/7/2024 at 12:17 PM, theorangeblood said:

Texas 35 OU 20

 

Texas 175 rushing, OU 90. 265 total rushing yards

 

On 10/7/2024 at 12:55 PM, jetsfan76 said:

Texas - 44

OU - 12

Texas - 201 rushing, OU - 113

 

On 10/9/2024 at 4:08 PM, lilMAC25 said:

I’m feeling 38-17 Texas. 
 

OU will rush for about 120 yds.

Spread 87 yds. (Texas rushes for 207).

 

over/under on screeching curse words by me? 87

 

On 10/9/2024 at 4:15 PM, MrX said:

Texas 34, OU 16

Texas - 169 yards rushing

OU - 90 yards rushing 

Spread - 79 yards rushing. 

 

On 10/9/2024 at 8:06 PM, TheAuditor said:

Tex- 38

178 rush

OU - 13

90 rush

88 delta.  

 

On 10/10/2024 at 5:42 AM, Dr.Dre said:

Texas 38

OU 13

Texas Rushing 186

OU Rushing 88


its 5:41 am and OU still sucks.

 

On 10/10/2024 at 7:44 AM, Tylerocks said:

Texas-34

OU-21

Texas out rushes OU by 90.

Rushing Tex-184

OU-94

 

 

On 10/10/2024 at 8:26 AM, dhornf said:

Horns 52
ou      13

Horns 217yds
ou       129yds
spread 88yds

 

On 10/11/2024 at 8:54 PM, bborange said:

Texas  38

OU 16

Texas Rushing yards  176

OU rushing yards   92

spread  84

 

On 10/11/2024 at 9:07 PM, Crapinon said:

Texas 33

ou       18 (Yeah, I know but something weird always happens in this game)

Texas rushing 208

ou rushing       127

spread             81

 

 

On 10/11/2024 at 11:30 PM, Drifterwood said:

Texas 41
OU 16
UT rushing yards 205
OUsucks 108
+97

 

On 10/12/2024 at 4:49 AM, BigHorn'13 said:

TEXAS 42 (205 rush)

Fuckers up north 10 (128 rush)

77 spread

 

All the props within 10 yards- good job

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@TheAuditorwith an amazeball performance. Nails the spread exactly and misses the total by 1 yard for each team.  Congrats to him for winning the prop contest. 

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2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Damn, I had 175-90...missed it by 3 damned yards. 

That was really good. I was pretty sure you were going to win, and then I saw the actual winner and was like- damn

57 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

 

 

 

 

 

These were the closest to getting the difference in score right between the teams- either nailed the 31 point or missed it by 1.  Remember- scoring is 2 points for every number off the spread and one for ever number off the total.  @WBTgets the shout out for having the lowest (real) OU score prediction I think with 6.

I think @Rudy Rutabagais the winner at 14 points -maybe highest total of the year?

If I missed one lower let me know.

Running yardage prop next. 

Check @gernblansten.  Hit the total dead on and missed the spread by 6.  12 points?

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10 minutes ago, jTower said:

Check @gernblansten.  Hit the total dead on and missed the spread by 6.  12 points?

 

10 minutes ago, jTower said:

Check @gernblansten.  Hit the total dead on and missed the spread by 6.  12 points?

You are correct- thanks!  Somehow I missed the fact that his total was perfect... 

@gernblanstenit is you are the winner.

@Rudy Rutabagabetter luck next time. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

@TheAuditorwith an amazeball performance. Nails the spread exactly and misses the total by 1 yard for each team.  Congrats to him for winning the prop contest. 

Wow!

@Wulaw Horn   Thanks for doing this each week and sorting the winners.   Always a fun exercise  each week.  I’ll nominate sacks and qb pressures for future props.  

16 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Damn, I had 175-90...missed it by 3 damned yards. 

I was about to call you out for stolen valor... then realized I made the exact same prediction after yours. Great minds think alike, sir. 

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