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David De Gea stopped 2 penalties for Fiorentina against AC Milan yesterday in a 2-1 win. His treatment by United was shameful so I’m glad to see him doing well. 

14 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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So goes Italy 🇮🇹, so goes Argentina 🇦🇷.

Organized crime and politicians. Where do you think the politicians get their “muscle” when they need it?

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Nations league needs to get in the bin. Club World Cup needs to get in the bin. Carabao Cup needs to be Championship and lower teams. 
 

 

Been very pleasantly surprised by Italy's gradual improvement under Spalletti.  Had France easily handled.  24' and we're up 2-0 on Belgium.  I'm still shell-shocked from our post-Euro collapse and the WC misses but its progress.

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16 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Been very pleasantly surprised by Italy's gradual improvement under Spalletti.  Had France easily handled.  24' and we're up 2-0 on Belgium.  I'm still shell-shocked from our post-Euro collapse and the WC misses but its progress.


 

Season 7 Nbc GIF by The Office
 

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29 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

Season 7 Nbc GIF by The Office
 

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Yeah, tell me about it.  I got on a call with a customer and then saw a notification about a red card and a goal.  WTF.  No clue what happened...

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1 hour ago, Derka said:

 


Remember when he won player of the year over Rodri last season? Pepperidge Farms remembers. 

3 Stuttgart starters for Die Mannschaft vs Bosnia & Herzegovina

 

Hell yeah, baby!  Announcers just called Germany VfB Deutschland.  Love it! 

 

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14 hours ago, Derka said:

 


I love this shit. A reason John Cena is on my Mount Rushmore of pro athletes is all the stuff he does for Make a Wish. 

Yeah, that's good shit.

 

VfB Stuttgart have now scored all 3 goals for Die Mannschaft so far in Nations League play.  Leweling had 2, but the 1st was disallowed by VAR for the slimmest of offsides.

 

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The worst penalty in soccer is when the attacking player nips in at the last tenth of a second when the opposing player is in possession and swinging a leg to clear the ball. 

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I guess I’m just not able to watch the Bundesliga. Soft penalties for both Leverkusen and Frankfurt in the first 15 minutes. 

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Is Pulisic currently playing better than any American player, ever?

 

I’d say yes. 

On 10/15/2024 at 2:28 PM, Jive Turkey said:

 

Well this chant is gonna be awkward. 
 

 

On 10/19/2024 at 11:22 AM, Firemans4Horn said:

Is Pulisic currently playing better than any American player, ever?

 

I’d say yes. 

best transfer move ever for an American.  match made in heaven.  Pulisic is absolutely destroying, and Milan fans love him.

early Champions League match today against Brugge at 11:45.

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

best transfer move ever for an American.  match made in heaven.  Pulisic is absolutely destroying, and Milan fans love him.

early Champions League match today against Brugge at 11:45.

Isn't leaving Chelsea ALWAYS the right move?

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

best transfer move ever for an American.  match made in heaven.  Pulisic is absolutely destroying, and Milan fans love him.

early Champions League match today against Brugge at 11:45.

 

On 10/19/2024 at 11:22 AM, Firemans4Horn said:

Is Pulisic currently playing better than any American player, ever?

 

I’d say yes. 

Yeah I'm pretty sure he is and I think it's a very short list you could even compare against him. 

26 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

Oh. Um. 

Yes - to answer your question.

His corners have been amazing for Milan.

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Lewandowski is the most underrated player of his generation. 
 

bullshit he didn’t win the Balon D’Or during 2020. 

Feel like doing a little gambling on the EPL today, so let's throw some shit at the wall and hope it sticks.

 

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Just popped in to see if anyone is watching Spain & Denmark and saw that daddy took away the car and the credit card. 

Denmark gave Spain a good run at the end, but not enough... 2-1 final. 

¿Alguien?  Spain v. Switzerland?

Spain takes it 3-2. Bryson Zaragoza (ex Granada forward) was both the villain -penalty resulting in equalizer, and hero when he was fouled and kicked the gane winner. Swiss came back for a failed drive in minute 4/4 added time. Helluva end to this one. 

Talk about redemption for Zaragoza. Goes from nearly costing Spain the game to winning it for them.

On 11/18/2024 at 3:42 PM, beer said:

Spain takes it 3-2. Bryson Zaragoza (ex Granada forward) was both the villain -penalty resulting in equalizer, and hero when he was fouled and kicked the gane winner. Swiss came back for a failed drive in minute 4/4 added time. Helluva end to this one. 

 

21 hours ago, Shanee said:

Talk about redemption for Zaragoza. Goes from nearly costing Spain the game to winning it for them.


I drove through Zaragoza  when I drove from Madrid to Pamplona in a VW Polo (1.0 liter engine) my 2nd day in Europe when I did a 3 1/2 month backpacking trip through the continent in my younger days, so this hits close to home.

Shit, is Zaragoza from Zaragoza? And somehow I typed Bryson instead of Bryan.  That would be so meta.

That's a cool part of the country. Literally.  I'm in Torrox area now, highs in 70s and old Dutch men in shorts and black socks walking the strand. 

Granada's shitty little team somehow got promoted 2 years ago, and he (Zaragoza) was a loaner from Bayern or RMA I think. He was instantly Granadas star player. They didn't win anymore the rest of the season after they recalled him if I remember right and are now relegated.....again. 

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Guess we'll put nations league here?  It's penalty day. Germany just got one, and Spain up on Netherlands 1-0 with a penalty kick too. 

Spain have conceded a penalty now, Memphis made it an aggregate tie 

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So absolutely no man city fans in here or did I miss the thread? 

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Serie A title to be decided in the next 1.5 hours. Inter up 1-0 at Como, Napoli tied at home to Cagliari. Napoli wins the league with a win. 

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