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David De Gea stopped 2 penalties for Fiorentina against AC Milan yesterday in a 2-1 win. His treatment by United was shameful so I’m glad to see him doing well. 

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Italian police questioned Inter Milan manager Simone Inzaghi on Wednesday as part of a criminal investigation on links between the club's ultras and organised crime groups, two sources with knowledge of the matter said.More 👇 https://t.co/XHcuQidTVx

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14 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Italian police questioned Inter Milan manager Simone Inzaghi on Wednesday as part of a criminal investigation on links between the club's ultras and organised crime groups, two sources with knowledge of the matter said.More 👇 https://t.co/XHcuQidTVx

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So goes Italy 🇮🇹, so goes Argentina 🇦🇷.

Organized crime and politicians. Where do you think the politicians get their “muscle” when they need it?

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#5

Nations league needs to get in the bin. Club World Cup needs to get in the bin. Carabao Cup needs to be Championship and lower teams. 
 

 

#6

Been very pleasantly surprised by Italy's gradual improvement under Spalletti.  Had France easily handled.  24' and we're up 2-0 on Belgium.  I'm still shell-shocked from our post-Euro collapse and the WC misses but its progress.

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#7
16 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Been very pleasantly surprised by Italy's gradual improvement under Spalletti.  Had France easily handled.  24' and we're up 2-0 on Belgium.  I'm still shell-shocked from our post-Euro collapse and the WC misses but its progress.


 

Season 7 Nbc GIF by The Office
 

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29 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

Season 7 Nbc GIF by The Office
 

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Yeah, tell me about it.  I got on a call with a customer and then saw a notification about a red card and a goal.  WTF.  No clue what happened...

#10
Phil Foden last 15 games for England:0 goals0 assistsIt's been over a year since he has an international G/A.

 

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#11
1 hour ago, Derka said:
Phil Foden last 15 games for England:0 goals0 assistsIt's been over a year since he has an international G/A.

 


Remember when he won player of the year over Rodri last season? Pepperidge Farms remembers. 

#12

3 Stuttgart starters for Die Mannschaft vs Bosnia & Herzegovina

Team news is in 😍#DFB #GermanFootball #GermanMNT #NationsLeague #BIHGER📸 DFB/Thomas Böcker

 

#13

Hell yeah, baby!  Announcers just called Germany VfB Deutschland.  Love it! 

Two up at the interval thanks to a Deniz Undav brace ⚽️⚽️#DFB #GermanFootball #GermanMNT #BIHGER📸 DFB/ Philipp Reinhard

 

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#15
14 hours ago, Derka said:

 


I love this shit. A reason John Cena is on my Mount Rushmore of pro athletes is all the stuff he does for Make a Wish. 

#16

Yeah, that's good shit.

 

VfB Stuttgart have now scored all 3 goals for Die Mannschaft so far in Nations League play.  Leweling had 2, but the 1st was disallowed by VAR for the slimmest of offsides.

A Jamie Leweling debut goal seals the 3 points for us 🙌#DFB #GermanFootball #GermanMNT #NationsLeague #GERNED 📸 DFB/ Philipp Reinhard

 

#17
The most Italian video you'll ever seehttps://t.co/smUgOr8Unf

 

#18
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel has completed the agreement to become new England manager.Terms agreed, contract set to be signed with an official statement expected soon.Tuchel opened doors to England job in July and it’s now a done deal, as @TimesSport reported.Here we go ✨

 

#19

Bonkers story 

 

Quincy Promes, a former star player for Ajax Amsterdam and the Netherlands, became a major cocaine trafficker and has found refuge in the United Arab Emirates, where he continues to play. https://t.co/zMJu8GgS3E

 

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#20

The worst penalty in soccer is when the attacking player nips in at the last tenth of a second when the opposing player is in possession and swinging a leg to clear the ball. 

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#21

I guess I’m just not able to watch the Bundesliga. Soft penalties for both Leverkusen and Frankfurt in the first 15 minutes. 

#23
On 10/15/2024 at 2:28 PM, Jive Turkey said:
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel has completed the agreement to become new England manager.Terms agreed, contract set to be signed with an official statement expected soon.Tuchel opened doors to England job in July and it’s now a done deal, as @TimesSport reported.Here we go ✨

 

Well this chant is gonna be awkward. 
 

 

#24
Division 4 in women's football is crazy. Ängelholms FF went invincible and didn't concede a goal during the season and still didn't win the league.

 

#25
On 10/19/2024 at 11:22 AM, Firemans4Horn said:

Is Pulisic currently playing better than any American player, ever?

 

I’d say yes. 

best transfer move ever for an American.  match made in heaven.  Pulisic is absolutely destroying, and Milan fans love him.

early Champions League match today against Brugge at 11:45.

#26
1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

best transfer move ever for an American.  match made in heaven.  Pulisic is absolutely destroying, and Milan fans love him.

early Champions League match today against Brugge at 11:45.

Isn't leaving Chelsea ALWAYS the right move?

#27
2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

best transfer move ever for an American.  match made in heaven.  Pulisic is absolutely destroying, and Milan fans love him.

early Champions League match today against Brugge at 11:45.

PULISIC SCORES STRAIGHT FROM A CORNER BECAUSE HE IS HIM https://t.co/Onv0ljyRA6

 

#29
On 10/19/2024 at 11:22 AM, Firemans4Horn said:

Is Pulisic currently playing better than any American player, ever?

 

I’d say yes. 

Yeah I'm pretty sure he is and I think it's a very short list you could even compare against him. 

26 minutes ago, Mittens said:
PULISIC SCORES STRAIGHT FROM A CORNER BECAUSE HE IS HIM https://t.co/Onv0ljyRA6

 

Oh. Um. 

Yes - to answer your question.

His corners have been amazing for Milan.

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#30

Lewandowski is the most underrated player of his generation. 
 

bullshit he didn’t win the Balon D’Or during 2020. 

#31

Feel like doing a little gambling on the EPL today, so let's throw some shit at the wall and hope it sticks.

 

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#34
🚨⚠️ Official: Olympique Lyonnais have been handed a provisional Ligue 2 relegation.It also includes a transfer BAN due to their financial situation.

 

#35

Just popped in to see if anyone is watching Spain & Denmark and saw that daddy took away the car and the credit card. 

#36

Denmark gave Spain a good run at the end, but not enough... 2-1 final. 

#39

Spain takes it 3-2. Bryson Zaragoza (ex Granada forward) was both the villain -penalty resulting in equalizer, and hero when he was fouled and kicked the gane winner. Swiss came back for a failed drive in minute 4/4 added time. Helluva end to this one. 

#40

Talk about redemption for Zaragoza. Goes from nearly costing Spain the game to winning it for them.

#41
On 11/18/2024 at 3:42 PM, beer said:

Spain takes it 3-2. Bryson Zaragoza (ex Granada forward) was both the villain -penalty resulting in equalizer, and hero when he was fouled and kicked the gane winner. Swiss came back for a failed drive in minute 4/4 added time. Helluva end to this one. 

 

21 hours ago, Shanee said:

Talk about redemption for Zaragoza. Goes from nearly costing Spain the game to winning it for them.


I drove through Zaragoza  when I drove from Madrid to Pamplona in a VW Polo (1.0 liter engine) my 2nd day in Europe when I did a 3 1/2 month backpacking trip through the continent in my younger days, so this hits close to home.

#42

Shit, is Zaragoza from Zaragoza? And somehow I typed Bryson instead of Bryan.  That would be so meta.

That's a cool part of the country. Literally.  I'm in Torrox area now, highs in 70s and old Dutch men in shorts and black socks walking the strand. 

Granada's shitty little team somehow got promoted 2 years ago, and he (Zaragoza) was a loaner from Bayern or RMA I think. He was instantly Granadas star player. They didn't win anymore the rest of the season after they recalled him if I remember right and are now relegated.....again. 

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#44
Lazio have parted ways with falconer Juan Bernabe after the instructor of "Olympia"


 

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#45

Guess we'll put nations league here?  It's penalty day. Germany just got one, and Spain up on Netherlands 1-0 with a penalty kick too. 

#48

Spain have conceded a penalty now, Memphis made it an aggregate tie 

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#49

So absolutely no man city fans in here or did I miss the thread? 

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#50

Serie A title to be decided in the next 1.5 hours. Inter up 1-0 at Como, Napoli tied at home to Cagliari. Napoli wins the league with a win. 

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