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Sooners fall again,  
Longhorns rise in morning light,  
Burnt orange shines bright.

Cotton Bowl sun sets
Hallowed stadium half full
Orange all that remains

Ewers gets the start,

Tuddies trigger all oldies,

Longhorns dominate.

 

 

 

Oklahoma sucks

Venables, Switzer, and Stoops 

Oklahoma Sucks

Crimson fucks are sad

Georgia on the horizon

SEC fucks off

Edited by Doc Daneeka
I can’t count syllables

Elsewhere, teeth are good

But incest and meth use aren't

Your state sucks so hard

 

Twelve Shiners by noon,

Drunk eyes squint toward the hot sun,

"Texas!" "Fight!" "TEXAS!!!...

 

hoping this one makes in on the broadcast

 

smokey fires! now meth

stained teeth drenched in salty mix

of tears and semen

OU is real gay

I mean really fucking gay

Also they suck hard 

ou band plays boomer

but no wins are coming soon

never had a chance

This is my haiku

It is in "five seven five"

OU fucking sucks

 

The Eyes of Texas

are 'pon you, all th'live long day.

Land thieves can't escape.

Sooners' defense falls
Longhorns' stampede runs rampant
Oklahoma needs lube

 

AI assisted.

OU sucks. OU

Sucks. OU sucks. OU sucks.

OU sucks sucks sucks

 

Gabriel, hold your

horn a bit while we make these

dirt burglars eat shit

Blow U fucking sucks

Their fans gobble cocks daily

As do their coaches

 

 

Edited by Dennis Taylor

37 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

OU sucks. OU

Sucks. OU sucks. OU sucks.

OU sucks sucks sucks

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TEXAS number 1

ou sucks the dick all day

BV leads the way. 

Sooners suck much cock
Methlords fuck their sisterwives
Devastation soon

Bags of dicks for all

Oklahoma sooner fans

Longhorns kick bitch ass

fuck you sooners fuck

you sooners fuck you sooners

fuck you sooner cunts

Corn dog cup o beer

Horns feed schooner bag o dicks 

Yes oh you still sucks 

 

Sisters getting plowed

Skoal, Keystones, meth, and fatness

Here come the sooners

 

Fucking bastard cunts

With their god damned two-note song

I hate them so much

 

We are gonna win

By so many freaking points

Go home loser chodes

 

Edited by TexArcher

The sun will come up

Texas sucks

Water is wet 

 

Texas, Texas Yee-

Hah, those Sooners really suck

Mudhole to the face

rancid rotting breath

degenerate land thieving

OU always sucks

a big bag of dicks

is Venables best loved meal

he gobbles them down

4 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

The sun will come up

Texas sucks

Water is wet 

 

Do they not teach haikus in oklahoma? 

 

Nvm. Buncha dumbasses. 

What two things comprise

Oklahoma GDP?

Homes with wheels and meth 

Boomer means Squatter
Fuck that fucking stupid song
Sooner means Cheater

Four coupon beer please

Two Fletcher dogs with mustard 

Smegma for sooners

Big ass swinging dick

Fucking Venables in ass

Tranny cheerleader

No more signs to steal

Poor Brent won't know what to do

Texas in a romp

Feedlot aromas
And smell of lingering meth
The Sooners are here


Why doesn't Texas
Slide right on into the Gulf?
Because OU sucks


Brent is an asshole
That is clearly obvious
So what else is new?

Joe Don was loony
And Peterson was a thug
Sooners forever

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