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#2

Sooners fall again,  
Longhorns rise in morning light,  
Burnt orange shines bright.

#3

Cotton Bowl sun sets
Hallowed stadium half full
Orange all that remains

#5

Oklahoma sucks

Venables, Switzer, and Stoops 

Oklahoma Sucks

#6

Crimson fucks are sad

Georgia on the horizon

SEC fucks off

Edited by Doc Daneeka
I can’t count syllables

#11

hoping this one makes in on the broadcast

 

smokey fires! now meth

stained teeth drenched in salty mix

of tears and semen

#33

Sisters getting plowed

Skoal, Keystones, meth, and fatness

Here come the sooners

 

Fucking bastard cunts

With their god damned two-note song

I hate them so much

 

We are gonna win

By so many freaking points

Go home loser chodes

 

Edited by TexArcher

#37

rancid rotting breath

degenerate land thieving

OU always sucks

#41
4 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

The sun will come up

Texas sucks

Water is wet 

 

Do they not teach haikus in oklahoma? 

 

Nvm. Buncha dumbasses. 

#45

Four coupon beer please

Two Fletcher dogs with mustard 

Smegma for sooners

#48

No more signs to steal

Poor Brent won't know what to do

Texas in a romp

#49

Feedlot aromas
And smell of lingering meth
The Sooners are here


Why doesn't Texas
Slide right on into the Gulf?
Because OU sucks


Brent is an asshole
That is clearly obvious
So what else is new?

Joe Don was loony
And Peterson was a thug
Sooners forever

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