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#101

Swayman can go fuck himself. What a fucking douchebag. This is why the Bruins didn’t want to pay him. He fucked around all offseason to get his bag for him to look like this?? 

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  • Fucking hell of a tournament by the NHL. Hats off to both nations for giving us two great games. 

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    lol, of course you do. enjoy the season everyone, but seriously fuck all your teams. Go Stars!

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#103
1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

They have much bigger problems than Swayman.

Yeah, the fact that nobody other than Pastrnak can fucking score goals. But Swayman isn’t fucking helping. Especially after this offseason. 

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#109

Alright, if we shit the bed against the goddamn Blue Jackets tonight, Monty should be fired in the locker room. Enough of this fucking horrible misery. Hire Todd McLellan and turn this shit show around. 

#115
FWIW, the @Capitals say that they should have an update on Alex Ovechkin later today.


Smart money is on “lower body injury” …

#117

Sounds like Monty might be out, rumor is Sacco will be taking over.

 

Scoops: Jim Montgomery out, Joe Sacco to take over.

 

#120
NHL Winter Classic threads just dropped ❄️Who has the better set up??📸: @NHL

 

#121
22 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

Just now official. Sweeney is the next guy out after this season ends. 

Inshallah!  I don't think it will happen, but goddamn it should.  Neely too - and he's my all-time favorite B.  Those two are the problem, despite the last couple of regular seasons' worth of success.

Arturs Silovs played this entire sequence WITHOUT HIS BLOCKER 🤯👏

 

#123
1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Neely too - and he's my all-time favorite B.  Those two are the problem, despite the last couple of regular seasons' worth of success.

This feels like when I say something smart about a game and the guy calling the game immediately says the same thing:

The NHL has a problem.Former players are put into these management positions and get given the keys to the kingdom.So many of them underdeliver… but they get away with a longer leash because of who they were as players and how much they are beloved by the fan base https://t.co/LyIL7RTwMx

 

#124

I have always wondered why the NHL is the only league where franchises insist on hiring former players to management positions.

#125
17 hours ago, Mittens said:

This feels like when I say something smart about a game and the guy calling the game immediately says the same thing:

The NHL has a problem.Former players are put into these management positions and get given the keys to the kingdom.So many of them underdeliver… but they get away with a longer leash because of who they were as players and how much they are beloved by the fan base https://t.co/LyIL7RTwMx

 

The Boston duo and Rob Blake are probably the two biggest examples of this right now. Hell I'd argue what Blake did to the Kings in the middle of their rebuild is somehow worse since Boston has at least been good from a competitive standpoint for a while until seemingly this year. 

#126

yooooooo, fuck all that

Headline: 'Massive dent' in Mats Zuccarello's cup after puck ruptured his testicleThe horrifying details delivered by Marcus Foligno on @93xhams this morning. Story: https://t.co/u6USrnigbR

 

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#127
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yooooooo, fuck all that

Headline: 'Massive dent' in Mats Zuccarello's cup after puck ruptured his testicleThe horrifying details delivered by Marcus Foligno on @93xhams this morning. Story: https://t.co/u6USrnigbR

 

Fuck, he literally busted a nut. 

#129
BREAKING NEWS: Drew Bannister has been relieved of his coaching duties. Jim Montgomery has been named the 28th head coach in franchise history. https://t.co/72NdjNpjaw #stlblues
Wow. #stlblues have fired Drew Bannister and hired Jim Montgomery.Montgomery returns to St. Louis, where he previously served as an assistant, just five days after being fired in Boston.

He was on the market 5 days. 

#130

Boston is gonna regret that one. Time to sell everything and start the rebuild. What a dumpster fire. Reminds me of those awful years where Stars had no owner and basically no management. this is different in that this is incompetence vs leadership vacuum 

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#131
21 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Boston is gonna regret that one. Time to sell everything and start the rebuild. What a dumpster fire. Reminds me of those awful years where Stars had no owner and basically no management. this is different in that this is incompetence vs leadership vacuum 

Going to miss Monty because he’s a good coach and it’s unfortunate that he was the easiest option to can instead of firing that douchebag Sweeney. But at this point as long as someone can fucking put the puck in the back of the net, I don’t give a fuck who’s coaching this team. Even with how awful a start to this season, we still sit in the second wildcard spot. Think we start seeing a team playing an “I don’t give a fuck” type of game and we bring back the old Big Bad Bruins style of hockey. Our next 5-6 games are against weaker opponents which I’m hoping helps build confidence. 

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#132

Poetic justice watching DeBrusk score on his former team that decided not to re-sign him and now cannot score goals if their lives depended on it. 

#134
14 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

The Jets unraveling is coming sooner than I thought.

no team was going to keep up that pace. hell, we may never see another regular season team like BOS from a couple years where they went 65-12-5. I always tell myself a 2:1 win/loss ratio is what the standard should be. Anything below that an you will be battling for a playoff spot. The Jets are 5-5 in their last 10, which only proves them human. Plenty of runway left - to take off or crash. that's what makes it all so fun

#135
The Flames brought the Gaudreau family on the ice for a ceremonial face off with the Blue Jackets in townRIP Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau

 

#138

Tom Wilson tough?

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Took a puck to the jaw on a shot by teammate Jakob Chychrun mid-way thru P1, missed 4 minutes, then returned to help erase a 2 goal Montreal lead by scoring the game tying and game winning goals.

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#139
On 12/6/2024 at 4:04 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Trouba to the Ducks. Lol, why? For either team, really?

For the Rangers, it frees up cap space so they can make moves now to right their quickly sinking ship. For the Ducks, another tough defender to protect their soft ass forward group. 

#140

Avs upgrading their goaltending.  Badly needed as Gerogiev was not cutting it.

We have traded Alexandar Georgiev and Nikolai Kovalenko to the San Jose Sharks in exchange for Mackenzie Blackwood and Givani Smith.

 

#142
13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so now they have two backups? I don't really get that move. other than basically telling Georgiev to get fucked, I guess.

Blackwood isn't great, but he's an upgrade over Georgiev (low bar, I know).  That's the point.

#143

If I hadn't seen a lot of Georgiev this season, the phrase "upgrading with McKenzie Blackwood" would make me guffaw.

#144
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

If I hadn't seen a lot of Georgiev this season, the phrase "upgrading with McKenzie Blackwood" would make me guffaw.

Yeah, like I said it's a low bar.  But Blackwood should definitely be an upgrade.

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#145
9 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Avs upgrading their goaltending.  Badly needed as Gerogiev was not cutting it.

We have traded Alexandar Georgiev and Nikolai Kovalenko to the San Jose Sharks in exchange for Mackenzie Blackwood and Givani Smith.

 

Don’t like that the Avs gave up Kovalenko. I’ve watched him play a few times and he’s a really good young player. Seemed to be getting more comfortable with the North American style game. The Avs need to develop good forwards from within with MacKinnon and soon to be Rantanen taking up so much cap space. 

#146
12 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

Don’t like that the Avs gave up Kovalenko. I’ve watched him play a few times and he’s a really good young player. Seemed to be getting more comfortable with the North American style game. The Avs need to develop good forwards from within with MacKinnon and soon to be Rantanen taking up so much cap space. 

100% agreed on Kovalenko, but they had to give up something with upside in order to dump Georgie.

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#148
58 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

@Vertuzzi both of our teams can't lose tonight, can they?

You guys already win. No way we can score more than 3 goals. 

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