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  • Fucking hell of a tournament by the NHL. Hats off to both nations for giving us two great games. 

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    lol, of course you do. enjoy the season everyone, but seriously fuck all your teams. Go Stars!

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13 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I heard he was at the hospital but I didn't hear why. Hope it's not too serious. Lotta bad shit going around.

Saying it’s an infection related to an UBI. Probably a skate cut or something that got infected. Big loss for the US as McAvoy is tough as shit and throws his body around. 

11 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Saying it’s an infection related to an UBI. Probably a skate cut or something that got infected. Big loss for the US as McAvoy is tough as shit and throws his body around. 

Yeah what I saw just now.

 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

how fucked is the US squad? seems like they're pretty banged up right now 

I keep expecting to see Jason Robertson added to the team.

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58 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I keep expecting to see Jason Robertson added to the team.

He wouldn’t sniff this team. He’s basically the American Elias Pettersson. 

Gotta quit watching all the Miracle edits on social media today.  Someone superimposed all the US player names and teams over the guys as they skate suicides until Eruzione finally yells he plays for the United States of America and now I gotta get my shit together.

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Can the political douchebags just once in their miserable cunt lives not ruin a cool thing? I’m fucking pumped for the game tonight but reading all of this bullshit that’s getting attached to this fucking sucks. This is a fucking hockey game between the best players from the US and Canada. It’s not a fucking proxy war. People that make politics their entire personality fucking blow dick and need to stop bringing that shit into every goddamn cocksucking event that takes place. 

1 minute ago, Vertuzzi said:

Can the political douchebags just once in their miserable cunt lives not ruin a cool thing? I’m fucking pumped for the game tonight but reading all of this bullshit that’s getting attached to this fucking sucks. This is a fucking hockey game between the best players from the US and Canada. It’s not a fucking proxy war. People that make politics their entire personality fucking blow dick and need to stop bringing that shit into every goddamn cocksucking event that takes place. 

You're not wrong, but I get it from the Canadian perspective.  

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4 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

You're not wrong, but I get it from the Canadian perspective.  

I just want to enjoy an awesome hockey game without political bullshit being shoved down my throat 24/7. Regardless of where people stand on this issue, are these people just physically incapable of setting that fucking shit aside for a few moments to enjoy a rare sports moment between our two nations? Getting fucking sick of all of this cool shit being ruined by politics. 

13 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

I just want to enjoy an awesome hockey game without political bullshit being shoved down my throat 24/7. Regardless of where people stand on this issue, are these people just physically incapable of setting that fucking shit aside for a few moments to enjoy a rare sports moment between our two nations? Getting fucking sick of all of this cool shit being ruined by politics. 

It's not just politics, dude, it's real life.  The things Trump wants to do (especially the tariffs) would have major effects on millions of Canadians' lives. Like I said, I get why they are pissed. Him being elected should have zero impact on them and it looks like that may not be the case.

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Alright chat, sorry about that little pop off there. Needed to get that shit off my chest. I fucking love Canada and the US!

Let’s fucking get this one buzzing tonight! The Americans are banged to shit right now, but if there are any complete psycho lunatics to grit through the injuries it’s the Tkachuk boys. Want to see the Americans use their physicality to wear down the Canadians, shut down the neutral zone like in game 1, and get in on the forecheck to cause a couple of turnovers. Losing McAvoy sucks but next man up. But let’s not forget about the American X-Factor: Jack Eichel. He’s a fucking stud and he creates so many dangerous scoring chances for the US. He might be my favorite player on this team. USA baby!

2 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

It's not just politics, dude, it's real life.  The things Trump wants to do (especially the tariffs) would have major effects on millions of Canadians' lives. Like I said, I get why they are pissed. Him being elected should have zero impact on them and it looks like that may not be the case.

Maybe somebody should tell Trump's press secretary to not say the administration is rooting for the US hockey team to beat the "soon-to-be-51st-state."

And on cue ESPN shows Trump on a speakerphone talking to the US locker room.

Fuck it all -- let's go and win this.

Using Miracle here is kind of uncool, because this game is big but it AIN'T that fucking game for so many reasons not limited to the notion these guys are all fucking pros.  

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Using Miracle here is kind of uncool, because this game is big but it AIN'T that fucking game for so many reasons not limited to the notion these guys are all fucking pros.  

A-fucking-men. It's ridiculous.

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21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Man, I'm getting 2010 Olympics vibes.  Hope I'm wrong.

We got this. American hockey takes the next step tonight. 

4 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

How you gonna boo Wayne Gretzky?

It's Boston.  Lotta meatheads in the stands.  

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

It's Boston.  Lotta meatheads in the stands.  

Easy

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Why do they stand on god. 


day of the rake is here 

 

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7 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

I'm not even Canadian and I know she fucked up the lyrics

Sounds like something a Canuck would say

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Theyre not even a real country anyways.

America’s hat. 

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9 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Easy

Dude, the Boston fanbase is losing its mind because this guy didn't sing the star spangled banner:

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Mother fuck

 

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An infection in the shoulder is a long way from the heart you candy ass. 

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20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Dude, the Boston fanbase is losing its mind because this guy didn't sing the star spangled banner:

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This guy’s an OG. The anthem was good though. 

Holy shit these guys are so fast and the puck is really hard to see.

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Hilarious hearing Boston cheer for Brady Tkachuk. 

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