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Edited: Brisket, GOLL, & Macanudo go to Dallas (God Help Us All)

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Cross-posting from the Best Buy board, but Son of GOLL, @Brisketexan, and I are making a thunder run up to Dallas Saturday morning with a Saturday late afternoon, and we have a spare seat.  It's free to the buyer of kolaches and Slim Jims.

First row west side upper deck at about the goal line.  Let us know your playlist and opinion on whether mustard or ketchup goes on a corny dog.

 

ETA: So @Macanudowas the first to jump in.  So here we go tomorrow morning.  In preparation, I'm going to Maudie's tonight for a fucking Strait Plate with double refrieds.  Brisket's truck is going to smell like a Tijuana sewer by the time we reach Georgetown.  

@immamac--in anticipation of updates tomorrow, perhaps this thread should be moved to the general football board?

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3 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

That sounds terrible.

I know, right?

Sounds fuckin' awesome, but I lost my hospital respirator, so I'm not sure I could handle the air quality in the car

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14 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

How old is Son of LL?  I work blue. 

He's 15.  I would say he'd love it, but the reality is that he'll probably be watching TicToc the entire way.

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58 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Cross-posting from the Best Buy board, but Son of GOLL, @Brisketexan, and I are making a thunder run up to Dallas Saturday morning with a Saturday late afternoon, and we have a spare seat.  It's free to the buyer of kolaches and Slim Jims.

First row west side upper deck at about the goal line.  Let us know your playlist and opinion on whether mustard or ketchup goes on a corny dog.

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39 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

He's 15.  I would say he'd love it, but the reality is that he'll probably be watching TicToc the entire way.

While eating tiktaks? 

3 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Cross-posting from the Best Buy board, but Son of GOLL, @Brisketexan, and I are making a thunder run up to Dallas Saturday morning with a Saturday late afternoon, and we have a spare seat.  It's free to the buyer of kolaches and Slim Jims.

First row west side upper deck at about the goal line.  Let us know your playlist and opinion on whether mustard or ketchup goes on a corny dog.

But what if I'm in the Houston area and thinking about a last minute trip to the game? 

5 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

and opinion on whether mustard or ketchup goes on a corny dog.

Both.

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i’m sorry, but a hard pass on any trip with people who would allow ketchup on a corndog

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

i’m sorry, but a hard pass on any trip with people who would allow ketchup on a corndog

What about mayo?

 

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I’ve got my kids and still working through some health shit this weekend or I’d be all in and I’d eat enough refrieds Friday to be an equal participant. And we’d put brisket in the back so we wouldn’t be profiled and we could roadie the whole way up. 

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13 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Cross-posting from the Best Buy board, but Son of GOLL, @Brisketexan, and I are making a thunder run up to Dallas Saturday morning with a Saturday late afternoon, and we have a spare seat.  It's free to the buyer of kolaches and Slim Jims.

First row west side upper deck at about the goal line.  Let us know your playlist and opinion on whether mustard or ketchup goes on a corny dog.

I shot Brisket a text about this.  The last time I did something like this was with Troph, HaydenHorn and Anastasis 14 years ago.  

I might regret it but then again, how often does someone get to ride in a car with such pompous bloviators?

  • Ghost of LL changed the title to Edited: Brisket, GOLL, & Macanudo go to Dallas (God Help Us All)

Checked and my life insurance is up to date and my beneficiaries have been notified. 

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Checked and my life insurance is up to date and my beneficiaries have been notified. 

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LOL, this is awesome. If anybody fails to make the trip, or gets "accidentally" marooned at the Buc-ee's in Hillsboro, since I'm already in Dallas ...

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I would ordinarily go, but I recently read in the New England Journal of Medicine that extreme flatulence in an enclosed area for an extended period of time can cause lung cancer.  Sorry, guys, I've got family.

51 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

It's gonna smell of day old clams and possibly nickels on the ride back.

@Johnny Chimpo

Hopefully nobody pukes in there and amplifies the nickel smell.  

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Maybe after the game you can all run around the fair holding hands and step on piss clams. 

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Hit Slovacek's instead of Czech stop. Better kolaches and their line moves faster.

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1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Hit Slovacek's instead of Czech stop. Better kolaches and their line moves faster.

Yes, Slovacek's is a much better experience overall IMO. There's also a better kolache place further east into town than Czech Stop but I can't remember what it's called.

2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Hit Slovacek's instead of Czech stop. Better kolaches and their line moves faster.

Gerik's, that is all....

18 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

He's 15.  I would say he'd love it, but the reality is that he probably has better jokes than you.

 

with a Shag² handle like that, YOU should have been the bean flatulating candidate of choice for this excursion 
 

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Hit Slovacek's instead of Czech stop. Better kolaches and their line moves faster.

last time i stopped there, that line was wrapped all the way around the inside of the  store

no stop is quicker than buccees 

I'll just go ahead and declare anyone who would even think of putting Ketchup on a fletchers is not not one of God's creations.

Aliens can do alien things if they like, just not within my line of sight.

i’m sorry, but a hard pass on any trip with people who would allow ketchup on a corndog
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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

last time i stopped there, that line was wrapped all the way around the inside of the  store

no stop is quicker than buccees 

Okay but if you don't stop at Slovacek's where else are you going to get your aggy lawn decorations and wind chimes?

13 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

That poor kid.

Has CPS been alerted yet?

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They're ready and waiting for y'all to arrive!

 

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