October 11, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, Macanudo said: I might regret it but then again, how often does someone get to ride in a car with such pompous bloviators?
October 11, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, ROFL BOX said: My handle belies my true dimensions: 5-9, 160. But I can understand folks assuming my girth is somewhere between that of Steve Elko and Mark Mangino.
October 12, 20241 yr On 10/10/2024 at 5:44 PM, Ghost of LL said: Cross-posting from the Best Buy board, but Son of GOLL, @Brisketexan, and I are making a thunder run up to Dallas Saturday morning with a Saturday late afternoon, and we have a spare seat. It's free to the buyer of kolaches and Slim Jims. First row west side upper deck at about the goal line. Let us know your playlist and opinion on whether mustard or ketchup goes on a corny dog. ETA: So @Macanudowas the first to jump in. So here we go tomorrow morning. In preparation, I'm going to Maudie's tonight for a fucking Strait Plate with double refrieds. Brisket's truck is going to smell like a Tijuana sewer by the time we reach Georgetown. @immamac--in anticipation of updates tomorrow, perhaps this thread should be moved to the general football board? Can you guys shoe polish a big sign that says “we’re from the internet” and/or trade off wearing the pedo bear costume so we can know who to avoid on the road 🤪
October 12, 20241 yr 11 hours ago, Macanudo said: I shot Brisket a text about this. The last time I did something like this was with Troph, HaydenHorn and Anastasis 14 years ago. I might regret it but then again, how often does someone get to ride in a car with such pompous bloviators? Volunteering to get in a car with two lawyers for hours is a masochistic behavior that you should probably talk to a therapist about Also:
October 12, 20241 yr They're ready and waiting for y'all to arrive! Just visit your nearest vet and make sure all your shots are current then you're good to go!
October 12, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, Macanudo said: I shot Brisket a text about this. The last time I did something like this was with Troph, HaydenHorn and Anastasis 14 years ago. I might regret it but then again, how often does someone get to ride in a car with such pompous bloviators? Minivan and a huge ice chest of enough booze to kill well… a minivan full of peeps. fuck ou
October 12, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, chainsaw said: No pole assassin? She’s busy planning a Halloween party
October 12, 20241 yr 17 hours ago, Macanudo said: I might regret it but then again, how often does someone get to ride in a car with such pompous bloviators? You’ve never been to an AAJ Convention, have you?
October 12, 20241 yr About to have my bagel and Bloody Mary that’ll bridge me to the first Fletchers and Shiner. Favorite day of the entire fucking year
October 12, 20241 yr To be clear, both GOLL & Brisket will be wearing Burnt Orange versions of this during the car ride up... Edited October 12, 20241 yr by Cajun
October 12, 20241 yr Popular Post 12 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said: Let’s go, bitches—it’s motherfucking Gameday! Got that sweet NPR on the radio. Don’t get too crazy!
October 12, 20241 yr I’m honestly a little jealous. Y’all have fun. Get in enough trouble to want to stay married and not so much you’ll end up divorced.
October 12, 20241 yr Author 8 minutes ago, royiv said: Got that sweet NPR on the radio. Don’t get too crazy! Goddamn, that’s funny. I hadn’t noticed that. It’s muted and we’re bullshitting.
October 12, 20241 yr Popular Post 13 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said: Goddamn, that’s funny. I hadn’t noticed that. It’s muted and we’re bullshitting.
October 12, 20241 yr Nothing gets you hyped for a rivalry game quite like the soothing voice of Scott Simon.
October 12, 20241 yr Playing "wait wait don't tell me" as part of a pregame fire-up session. Brilliant, actually.
October 12, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said: Let’s go, bitches—it’s motherfucking Gameday! I thought everybody on Surly drives exotic cars exclusively. Your’s must be in for annual service.
October 12, 20241 yr 9 minutes ago, tokamak said: Nothing gets you hyped for a rivalry game quite like the soothing voice of Scott Simon. 10/12 is Siegel/Cornish Day.
October 12, 20241 yr LOL, this is awesome. If anybody fails to make the trip, or gets "accidentally" marooned at the Buc-ee's in Hillsboro, since I'm already in Dallas ... We’re already at pit stop 2 at Buccees. GOLL topped of his Maudies with some Geriks, and…here we are while he tends to bidness.
October 12, 20241 yr Author Popular Post Gerik’s has been consumed. But goddamned if I couldn’t make it twenty more miles up the road before my old man bowels got the best of me. So now I’m sitting here in the shitter at Buccee’s. Arrival time now slightly delayed.
October 12, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said: Let’s go, bitches—it’s motherfucking Gameday! 45 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said: I thought everybody on Surly drives exotic cars exclusively. Your’s must be in for annual service. I assume after he ate that dinner his next stop was to pick up a rental car with all the additional upholstery coverages.
October 12, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, MirrOlure said: Fletchers and Shiner. Breakfast of motherfucking champions right there.
October 12, 20241 yr Breakfast of motherfucking champions right there.He already has the shits. Are you trying to kill him?
October 12, 20241 yr Last year me and @Brisketexanmade it in 130 minutes with a stop for klobasneks. Jamming Dokken the entire way. Edited October 12, 20241 yr by MissingInAction
October 12, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, Cajun said: To be clear, both GOLL & Brisket will be wearing Burnt Orange versions of this during the car ride up... Made some improvements...
October 12, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Ghost of LL said: Let’s go, bitches—it’s motherfucking Gameday! that looks thoroughly domestic it literally could not be more middle aged white guy Edited October 12, 20241 yr by Rimbo
October 12, 20241 yr We're in one of beer tents drinking and watching South Carolina give Bama a game. One of the TVs is showing Kid Rock's Rocking Rodeo shindig from Jerry World. Brisket's response: If Date Rape was a concert. Followed by "She had a body built for the Autobahn but I took her down the County Road of Love ".
October 12, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Seen at the loves truck stop AND at the game. Creepy old man vibes.... She leave her ass at home?
October 12, 20241 yr On 10/11/2024 at 8:20 AM, Macanudo said: I shot Brisket a text about this. The last time I did something like this was with Troph, HaydenHorn and Anastasis 14 years ago. I might regret it but then again, how often does someone get to ride in a car with such pompous bloviators? A road trip with Brisketexan less than a month before the election. Please shoot me.
October 12, 20241 yr 19 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: Creepy old man vibes.... She leave her ass at home? Lot cleaner than what Usually see at the Loves stop…
October 12, 20241 yr Popular Post Had a chili dog last night.Klobasnek on the road.Corn dog and multiple beers here.CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR.
October 12, 20241 yr Head to the Texas Ex’s party in San Antonio early to get a table and somehow we get surrounded by tables of all sooner fans. I chose poorly.
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