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#6

have the chest hairs been plucked out of the inside of the shirt?

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#12
40 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess I should add that I'm not wearing it because I'll be with my 5 year old and I don't want to explain to him and my wife why I was taking pictures with girls and why everyone kept telling us Oklahoma sucks dick etc. 

I would wear it as normal if he weren't with me. 

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#13
44 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess I should add that I'm not wearing it because I'll be with my 5 year old and I don't want to explain to him and my wife why I was taking pictures with girls and why everyone kept telling us Oklahoma sucks dick etc. 

I would wear it as normal if he weren't with me. 

Would be funny though if he had a little tiny matching mini-me rizz shirt

#15
1 hour ago, Alien Octopus said:

What other kind of bong is there? :))

Gasoline, pussy…

#18
1 hour ago, immamac said:

I guess I should add that I'm not wearing it because I'll be with my 5 year old and I don't want to explain to him and my wife why I was taking pictures with girls and why everyone kept telling us Oklahoma sucks dick etc. 

I would wear it as normal if he weren't with me. 

Your wife seems pretty cool. I am guessing that you wearing that t-shirt and taking pictures with hot chicks would be pretty far down on her list of issues with being married to you. 

#23
30 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Your wife seems pretty cool. I am guessing that you wearing that t-shirt and taking pictures with hot chicks would be pretty far down on her list of issues with being married to you. 

I don't know. When your husband emerges from the sea like the god Neptune, you should probably worry a little.

#25
3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Why would hot chicks want to take pics with anyone from surly?

Because we're hung like turned on light switches and bang 10s.

#30
2 hours ago, immamac said:

Idk pretty good fucking tradition if you ask me. 

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Wait, there's fucking involved?

 

Oh, and: 1, X ,2

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#32

Someone with rizz that gets all the ladies? Shit man, that’s me. Too bad I’m not going or I’d be your huckleberryette.

 

btw my kids say I’m cringe when I use the word rizz so maybe I’m not as fabulous as I think.

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#33
3 hours ago, immamac said:

Idk pretty good fucking tradition if you ask me. 

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Boy that bitch in the middle is HOTHOTHOT🔥

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#35
2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I thought it was a dildo.

No, no... In her right hand

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#37

[smelling like whiskey, corn dogs, and trash] “Hi young woman- I’m over 40 and wearing a cartoon dick on my shirt, will you take a picture? … why are you waiving over the police- no no you don’t get it… it’s for the internet! I HAVE RIZZ”

[arrested]

#39
8 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Why would hot chicks want to take pics with anyone from surly?

4 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Because we're hung like turned on light switches and bang 10s.

We're also recruiters for a modeling agency and directing an upcoming feature film she'd be just perfect in. 

 

 

#40
2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

This feels like harassment?

"OMG! Lisa and I were walking around the Fair and this totally weird looking dude in a bizarre t-shirt came up and begged us for a picture so his website can stay in business or something.  What do I mean "weird?"  Well, he looked like a combination of John Lennon and Charles Manson and he was walking around collecting cups and the t-shirt had a penis on it.  Well, I told him we'd take the picture but not to touch us."

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#45
4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

1) I don’t think capitalizing it and putting it in quotes is the way

2) just use charisma like the 30something you are

…he’s in his 30s??

#46

I wanna see the picture of the chicks who kicked you in the nutz for asking them in the first place :)

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#48
17 hours ago, immamac said:

I guess I should add that I'm not wearing it because I'll be with my 5 year old and I don't want to explain to him and my wife why I was taking pictures with girls and why everyone kept telling us Oklahoma sucks dick etc. 

I would wear it as normal if he weren't with me. 

More likely reason is you “outgrew” it.

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