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Suzanne Simpson, the disappearing San Antonio realtor (UT alum)

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On 11/13/2024 at 9:53 PM, AbeFroman said:

Longer story but nope went the other way, which made things difficult for a while.   Our thing was different than this and what we were facing, naming names was a worse idea.

Well this escalated a bit.  I just want to beat Kentucky.

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All the "never talk to the police" folks should think about how that worked out for Jon and Patty Ramsey.

Police were so butthurt about their lack of cooperation they did everything they could to pin it on them and refused to investigate any other leads. The killer will likely never be found

15 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

All the "never talk to the police" folks should think about how that worked out for Jon and Patty Ramsey.

Police were so butthurt about their lack of cooperation they did everything they could to pin it on them and refused to investigate any other leads. The killer will likely never be found

Their situation would likely not have been enhanced by talking to the cops, especially without counsel.

17 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

All the "never talk to the police" folks should think about how that worked out for Jon and Patty Ramsey.

Police were so butthurt about their lack of cooperation they did everything they could to pin it on them and refused to investigate any other leads. The killer will likely never be found

It would have been much worse for them if they had talked to the police. 

17 minutes ago, Deej said:

It would have been much worse for them if they had talked to the police. 

Yep, selected quotes taken out of context would have leaked to the media.

1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

All the "never talk to the police" folks should think about how that worked out for Jon and Patty Ramsey.

Police were so butthurt about their lack of cooperation they did everything they could to pin it on them and refused to investigate any other leads. The killer will likely never be found

The police can just as easily submit questions to a suspect’s/person-of-interest’s lawyer. Not talking directly to the police might make you look guilty to the public but thats 100x better than going to prison.

2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

All the "never talk to the police" folks should think about how that worked out for Jon and Patty Ramsey.

Police were so butthurt about their lack of cooperation they did everything they could to pin it on them and refused to investigate any other leads. The killer will likely never be found

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11 hours ago, cmontexas said:

All the "never talk to the police" folks should think about how that worked out for Jon and Patty Ramsey.

Police were so butthurt about their lack of cooperation they did everything they could to pin it on them and refused to investigate any other leads. The killer will likely never be found

Ah yes, don’t forget about that one case from 30 years ago where it might have made a difference.   

If the cops aren’t investigating because they are butthurt, that’s a cop-caused issue. 

13 hours ago, cmontexas said:

All the "never talk to the police" folks should think about how that worked out for Jon and Patty Ramsey.

Police were so butthurt about their lack of cooperation they did everything they could to pin it on them and refused to investigate any other leads. The killer will likely never be found

That was all the police being bumblefuck idiots. They had DNA evidence early on that excluded the family and they basically ignored it because of their tunnel vision. They went so far as going to China to see if a there was a white guy involved at any point in the manufacturing process of her underwear, just to try to explain away the DNA. The expert detective the police brought in said he believed all the evidence at the scene pointed to an intruder and then he was dismissed from the case. And on top of that they ignored similar other breaking & entering sexual assault cases in Boulder that targeted young girls around that timeframe, refusing to believe a possible connection. 

If the parents had talked to the cops they’d be sitting in a prison cell right now. And the real killer would also still be on the loose. 

14 hours ago, cmontexas said:

All the "never talk to the police" folks should think about how that worked out for Jon and Patty Ramsey.

Police were so butthurt about their lack of cooperation they did everything they could to pin it on them and refused to investigate any other leads. The killer will likely never be found

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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

That was all the police being bumblefuck idiots. They had DNA evidence early on that excluded the family and they basically ignored it because of their tunnel vision. They went so far as going to China to see if a there was a white guy involved at any point in the manufacturing process of her underwear, just to try to explain away the DNA. The expert detective the police brought in said he believed all the evidence at the scene pointed to an intruder and then he was dismissed from the case. And on top of that they ignored similar other breaking & entering sexual assault cases in Boulder that targeted young girls around that timeframe, refusing to believe a possible connection. 

If the parents had talked to the cops they’d be sitting in a prison cell right now. And the real killer would also still be on the loose. 


 

Oh shit, so the parents did do it!

5 hours ago, Covri said:


 

Oh shit, so the parents did do it!

well duh.  Either that it was some Puerto Rican guy.

On 11/28/2024 at 9:53 PM, hookemATL said:

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words to live by here 

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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i got this alert and rolled my eyes. DNA does not always mean blood from a dismembered body. 

It could be but this rush to report and let people eat up the implication is annoying.

"Well we never said explicitly it was blood"

3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i got this alert and rolled my eyes. DNA does not always mean blood from a dismembered body. 

It could be but this rush to report and let people eat up the implication is annoying.

"Well we never said explicitly it was blood"

 

Also, there may be her DNA evidence on lots of their garden tools besides the saw. My wife does a lot more with the smaller garden tools while I would use the larger devices like chainsaws.

And the likelihood that he used a saw to cut her into pieces is very low.

Yeah, I doubt he used a saw to cut her up but wonder how he tried to hide it

But at the same time I’m pretty sure my wife has never used a saw in her life. I should probably have her try out some various tools, chain saws, hammers etc just in case…she may yard like work

7 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Yeah, I doubt he used a saw to cut her up but wonder how he tried to hide it

But at the same time I’m pretty sure my wife has never used a saw in her life. I should probably have her try out some various tools, chain saws, hammers etc just in case…she may yard like work

Yeah, I don't know if my wife has used a saw but she damn sure has put tools away that I left out.

Is your wife a dude?

 
Also, there may be her DNA evidence on lots of their garden tools besides the saw. My wife does a lot more with the smaller garden tools while I would use the larger devices like chainsaws.
And the likelihood that he used a saw to cut her into pieces is very low.


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13 hours ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, I don't know if my wife has used a saw but she damn sure has put tools away that I left out.

She's handy with my tool I can tell you that 

27 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

She's handy with my tool I can tell you that 

 

27 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

She's handy with my tool I can tell you that 

ONe of the smaller garden tools?  

33 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

ONe of the smaller garden tools?  

Probably not the hose.

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On 12/5/2024 at 7:41 PM, hayden_horn said:

i got this alert and rolled my eyes. DNA does not always mean blood from a dismembered body. 

It could be but this rush to report and let people eat up the implication is annoying.

"Well we never said explicitly it was blood"

 

On 12/5/2024 at 7:49 PM, Bevo said:

 

Also, there may be her DNA evidence on lots of their garden tools besides the saw. My wife does a lot more with the smaller garden tools while I would use the larger devices like chainsaws.

And the likelihood that he used a saw to cut her into pieces is very low.

 

her blood and hair was found on the saw, not just DNA

found in the pumphouse where he told his buddy to meet him

his blood was all over his truck

he had a cut on his hand

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6 hours ago, chainsaw said:

I hadn't read about any of that. Can you share links about that

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19 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

 

 

her blood and hair was found on the saw, not just DNA

found in the pumphouse where he told his buddy to meet him

his blood was all over his truck

he had a cut on his hand

I haven’t stabbed anybody to death or dismembered a body (yet), but I’ll make sure I’m wearing some of those fish fillet gloves when I do.  Seems like everybody cuts themselves when they do it. 

On 11/29/2024 at 11:08 AM, Covri said:


 

Oh shit, so the parents did do it!

"ransom" note tells all........

 

3 hours ago, Lat22 said:

I haven’t stabbed anybody to death or dismembered a body (yet), but I’ll make sure I’m wearing some of those fish fillet gloves when I do.  Seems like everybody cuts themselves when they do it. 

It’s not that hard if you get right in the joints like when you separate a chicken leg from the thigh. 

22 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

 

 

her blood and hair was found on the saw, not just DNA

found in the pumphouse where he told his buddy to meet him

his blood was all over his truck

he had a cut on his hand

So she tried to kill him with a saw in his truck, then fled?  Release him, put a bolo out for her, sit back and wait for the wheels of justice to move. 

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On 12/5/2024 at 7:41 PM, hayden_horn said:

i got this alert and rolled my eyes. DNA does not always mean blood from a dismembered body. 

It could be but this rush to report and let people eat up the implication is annoying.

"Well we never said explicitly it was blood"

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4 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Anyone got an update of any kind?

Heard they were looking at a suspect of interest who used to own property around the Brazoria area and frequents Falcon Lake.  But I could be mistaken.  

7 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Heard they were looking at a suspect of interest who used to own property around the Brazoria area and frequents Falcon Lake.  But I could be mistaken.  

Yeah. He killed his wife. 

20 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Heard they were looking at a suspect of interest who used to own property around the Brazoria area and frequents Falcon Lake.  But I could be mistaken.  

 

20 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Yeah. He killed his wife. 

Don't look for her in Falcon Lake.  It's so low you can wade across to MX and not get your billfold wet.  

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On 9/4/2025 at 11:16 PM, tx 3 putt said:

he did a hell of a job of getting. rid of the body 

I thought for sure the Boerne landfill was going to turn something up

On 12/5/2024 at 8:05 PM, Bevo said:

she damn sure has put tools away

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I thought for sure the Boerne landfill was going to turn something up

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It’s not that hard if you get right in the joints like when you separate a chicken leg from the thigh. 

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Boerne doesn't have a landfill.  They have a trash compactor.  Seriously.  She may have been unloaded there (certainly there is circumstantial evidence of this) - but her body would only be in the compactor for a day or two before being transported to a real landfill somewhere.  

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45 minutes ago, Dendox said:

Boerne doesn't have a landfill.  They have a trash compactor.  Seriously.  She may have been unloaded there (certainly there is circumstantial evidence of this) - but her body would only be in the compactor for a day or two before being transported to a real landfill somewhere.  

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4 hours ago, Dendox said:

She may have been unloaded there (certainly there is circumstantial evidence of this) - but her body would only be in the compactor for a day or two before being transported to a real landfill somewhere. 

I bet that was uncomfortable.

25 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I bet that was uncomfortable.

 

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