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4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Fine. I am just a little tired of this getting brought out every time we beat somebody.

If we beat Georgia next week suddenly they will not be a "top 25 team" or some shit.

If Texas defeats a team they were clearly over-rated.  /aggy

32 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

WTF? Texas wasn't in the Rose Bowl in 2010.  You are not only high, but full of shit. 

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1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Fine. I am just a little tired of this getting brought out every time we beat somebody.

If we beat Georgia next week suddenly they will not be a "top 25 team" or some shit.

I just said that earlier in this thread. Lulz.

Will the HATE-TEXAS yankee-sports-"media" claim Texas "didn’t REALLY win The National Championship" after winning the College Football Playoffs because "ALL the playoff teams SUCKED this year, blah, blah, blah...." FFS!

1 hour ago, TexasTroll said:

Hat is on backwards.

You gonna tell him?  Cuz I'm not.

27 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

some great lines on Reddit

> Texas fears no one. Oklahoma fears the end zone.

> This was like watching a UFC fighter beat up a guy in a wheelchair.
>> With the wheel lock on.

> Hawkins threw the ball out of bounds good as fuck
>> In fairness, out of bounds is our best healthy receiver.

 

That is the funniest shit to me for some reason. Dumb And Dumber Lol GIF

Just now, Alien Octopus said:

Maybe 2009 championship

OU lost to florida in the 2009 championship game, texas played in the fiesta bowl in 2009.

10 minutes ago, Burt said:

The most impressive thing to me about this team ---> 0, 12, 7, 3, 13, and 3.

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6.5 per game scoring defense.  Nice. 

I feel sorry for all the sisters which are going to be hate-fucked by their sooner brothers tonight, may god have mercy on their holes

In hindsight, I’m glad I couldn’t get an alternate line higher than this.. on the other, feels like it should have been worth more than +380

 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

My man crash on Sark is getting serious and borderline gay.

I'll calm down tomorrow. 

Probably.

Yeah a zeppelin that Vic wants to bone

3 minutes ago, deft said:

Yeah a zeppelin that Vic wants to bone

I mean duh. 

2 hours ago, Drew said:

I’d like to hope so. But already heard people saying OSU has been more impressive and will jump Texas after this week. 

Who cares? Win the SEC, win the playoffs. Only #1 that matters is at the end of the season.

23 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

OU $9.95er

 

Texas

Is

Better

In

EVERY

Aspect

21 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

OU $9.95er

 

I have cell service again = I blew a homeless guy in the State Fair parking lot and was able to recharge my tracphone at the 7-11. $3.17 worth of service doesn't go as far as it used to before COVID, thanks a lot Biden.

18 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I feel sorry for all the sisters which are going to be hate-fucked by their sooner brothers tonight, may god have mercy on their holes

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What the chances either Hawkins or Arnold are at Oklahoma next year?  Pretty low IMO. 

1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

This dude is going to go down as an all-time great here, jfc

Yep.  He’s got to do some more in January, but he’s already doing things that Mack never could in October.

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Holding OU to a FG is pretty damn great. If Quinn had come out guns blazing, we put 50 on them. Once he got settled in, he was pretty good. Running game was excellent. Wisner just needs to be the guy and Blue can spell him. The WRs and Gunnar really stepped up after Bond got hurt. Wingo will be a star. The defense was incredible. Tons of a great pressure, they got control of OU's running game. The turnovers created. I'm sure some in the media will just chalk it up to OU's offense being bad and it is but the defense dominated OU and made Hawkins show how much a freshman he is. I almost wished they had brought out Jackson Arnold just so we could have had some pick six opportunities. That was a very satisfying win in a series where we don't get too many of those kind of one-sided blowouts. Sark's now got 2 on his ledger. He should be 3-1 against OU if we didn't choke it away last year. I think we finally have the coach that gets this rivalry. He added some nice misdirection plays with Gunnar. Really nothing better than seeing the other half the Cotton Bowl start to empty out in the early 4th. 

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OU has a Venables problem and I am here for it.  There is a reason that dude was passed over for HC jobs for the better part of two decades.  

1 hour ago, 89Horn said:

Liz

TOR beat me to it!

Feel ya.  

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27 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

I have cell service again = I blew a homeless guy in the State Fair parking lot and was able to recharge my tracphone at the 7-11. $3.17 worth of service doesn't go as far as it used to before COVID, thanks a lot Biden.

This would have been considered an incredibly important poem if Charles Bukowski had written it. 

13 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

What the chances either Hawkins or Arnold are at Oklahoma next year?  Pretty low IMO. 

I think Hawkins can be pretty decent. Arnold seems like he’s quit on the team. Which I don’t blame him. 

15 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

OU has a Venables problem and I am here for it.  There is a reason that dude was passed over for HC jobs for the better part of two decades.  

I agree.

20 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

OU has a Venables problem and I am here for it.  There is a reason that dude was passed over for HC jobs for the better part of two decades.  

I'm glad OU is finally getting to experience what happens when you make the wrong hire. 

I'm pinching my nipples over this win.  

ou can suck my hairy dick.

After that, I really don't give a fuck about them.

Let's fuck some jawja bullshit up next week.

2 hours ago, Drew said:

I’d like to hope so. But already heard people saying OSU has been more impressive and will jump Texas after this week. 

I don't think you have to worry about that

You could tell Sark was trying to twist the knife today. Quinn just a little too rusty. Nice to treat the sister fuckers like a warm up game. See y'all in Austin next Saturday.

24 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

This would have been considered an incredibly important poem if Charles Bukowski had written it. 

I was thinking John Updike.  

2 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

You could tell Sark was trying to twist the knife today. Quinn just a little too rusty. Nice to treat the sister fuckers like a warm up game. See y'all in Austin next Saturday.

The RB pass was really nice when you're already up big. I think that was a little payback for last year. 

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2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

This is fucking awesome. I remember when I was in school you'd see Longhorn gear on Chapelle show and on celebs and shit. Texas was THE cool brand in 2005.

Just now, mdmost said:

The RB pass was really nice when you're already up big. I think that was a little payback for last year. 

Gunnar Helm's reaction after the catch was badass. He was talking mad shit to both defenders.

8 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I don't think you have to worry about that

I believe you’re right.  
 

Texas stands alone.  
 

well Oregon will now be up there. But we all know 

14 minutes ago, freyguy said:

I'm pinching my nipples over this win.  

ou can suck my hairy dick.

After that, I really don't give a fuck about them.

Let's fuck some jawja bullshit up next week.

 

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OU's former quarterback, who was either pushed out for Jackson Arnold or who had the foresight to leave the sinking ship SS Sooner Schooner, just beat Ohio State.

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One wonders how different the game would have been today with Gabriel behind their patchwork line.

31 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I think Hawkins can be pretty decent. Arnold seems like he’s quit on the team. Which I don’t blame him. 

On Texas Football reporting that Arnold has informed OU that he isn’t playing again this year in order to redshirt and then transfer. 

Seems odd to me that he still dresses for games if that is true. 

16 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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2 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

On Texas Football reporting that Arnold has informed OU that he isn’t playing again this year in order to redshirt and then transfer. 

Seems odd to me that he still dresses for games if that is true. 

Keeping up appearances. He's taking classes at the Casey Thompson School of Football Leadership.

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