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1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

Keeping up appearances. He's taking classes at the Casey Thompson School of Football Leadership.

I heard that’s a hard school to get into. At least that’s what his dad said 

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It just means more.

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9 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

OU's former quarterback, who was either pushed out for Jackson Arnold or who had the foresight to leave the sinking ship SS Sooner Schooner, just beat Ohio State.

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One wonders how different the game would have been today with Gabriel behind their patchwork line.

Dont make a shit. 
 

They beat Tennessee by 7 at home. Destroy Auburn and and are top 6-7 and get beat by 17 today. 

 
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Hat that big and still squinting with sunglasses.
3 hours ago, Lonestar88 said:

The offense didn’t even really play well and we still won by 31.
 

Tell BlowU to keep Venables forever.

With those dark circles under his eyes today I wondered if he was related to the Georgia Tech Adam's family quarterback...

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54 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Holding OU to a FG is pretty damn great. If Quinn had come out guns blazing, we put 50 on them. Once he got settled in, he was pretty good. Running game was excellent. Wisner just needs to be the guy and Blue can spell him. The WRs and Gunnar really stepped up after Bond got hurt. Wingo will be a star. The defense was incredible. Tons of a great pressure, they got control of OU's running game. The turnovers created. I'm sure some in the media will just chalk it up to OU's offense being bad and it is but the defense dominated OU and made Hawkins show how much a freshman he is. I almost wished they had brought out Jackson Arnold just so we could have had some pick six opportunities. That was a very satisfying win in a series where we don't get too many of those kind of one-sided blowouts. Sark's now got 2 on his ledger. He should be 3-1 against OU if we didn't choke it away last year. I think we finally have the coach that gets this rivalry. He added some nice misdirection plays with Gunnar. Really nothing better than seeing the other half the Cotton Bowl start to empty out in the early 4th. 

I loved Sark calling the Flea Flicker TWICE with the last one being up 31 pts.  AWESOME. Killer instinct 

1 hour ago, BachelorTrek said:

I just said that earlier in this thread. Lulz.

Will the HATE-TEXAS yankee-sports-"media" claim Texas "didn’t REALLY win The National Championship" after winning the College Football Playoffs because "ALL the playoff teams SUCKED this year, blah, blah, blah...." FFS!

Duh 

58 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

OU has a Venables problem and I am here for it.  There is a reason that dude was passed over for HC jobs for the better part of two decades.  

Sign him to a lifetime contract alla Jimbo Fisher. 

2 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

I loved Sark calling the Flea Flicker TWICE with the last one being up 31 pts.  AWESOME. Killer instinct 

He is setting something up for georgia

Just now, UTGrad98 said:

He is setting something up for georgia

Yep. Are you a running back or receiver who wants to throw a pass and portal from Georgia? Come on down. 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Hornscountry on X: "@ billy bowman" / X

The old Cowboys front front four used to be referred to as "Willie, Lily, Jethro, and George"...I think our receiving corps should be referred to as "Bolden, Golden, Wingo and Bond", the guys fuck and are deadly.

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25 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

OU's former quarterback, who was either pushed out for Jackson Arnold or who had the foresight to leave the sinking ship SS Sooner Schooner, just beat Ohio State.

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One wonders how different the game would have been today with Gabriel behind their patchwork line.

With the top 5 WRs out, not much. 

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yep. Are you a running back or receiver who wants to throw a pass and portal from Georgia? Come on down. 

The new Game Within The Game.

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22 minutes ago, TOR said:

It just means more.

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Wait is that imma laying on the ground in an OU uniform? 

It's hard for me to put into words how much I hate these fucking oki e s.

The difference between aggy and sooner 

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ESPN ticker is using words like “dismantled” and “rout” to describe today. Last two Texas wins OU scored a total of 3 points. Fuck OU. 

5 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

That’s a Surly 2.5

She has to press her calf into the chair to make it appear awesome. wnb

4 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Dumbass post game guys said it was closer than the score indicated. Um no. It should have been much, much worse.

well he can gofuckhimself

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Just back from ACL and holy cow Dua Lipa is an absolute smokeshow. 
 

 

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She always has been. Has that exotic look and Smokey eyes. 

3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Just back from ACL and holy cow Dua Lipa is an absolute smokeshow. 
 

 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

also i will make an appearance at either Florida or Kentucky. 

 

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4 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Just back from ACL and holy cow Dua Lipa is an absolute smokeshow. 
 

 

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She likes the team I like! 

I think I have a shot fellas.

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Pretty bad when herbstreit just blurts out “I don’t see how ou scores in this game” like midway through the second and both said on multiple occasions on the last drive that the refs were letting ou hold just to get the game over with

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This game felt like in the old ncaa football 14 on xbox, one team would be getting their asses beat like 24-0 in the 2nd quarter, then the AI/cpu would start calling bullshit penalties on the team that was leading, just to get the team with 0 points back in the game

9 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

She likes the team I like! 

I think I have a shot fellas.

depends, is your jersey tailored?

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

This game felt like in the old ncaa football 14 on xbox, one team would be getting their asses beat like 24-0 in the 2nd quarter, then the AI/cpu would start calling bullshit penalties on the team that was leading, just to get the team with 0 points back in the game

I remember once in NBA Jam, the fucking game made me miss a dunk by HAKEEM FUCKING OLAJUWON while he was on fire because I was whipping Dallas' ass so hard. That was the most ridiculous bullshit I've ever seen haha, Dallas is the worst team in the original NBA Jam and the Rockets are the top ranked.

1 hour ago, NashLonghorn said:

I loved Sark calling the Flea Flicker TWICE with the last one being up 31 pts.  AWESOME. Killer instinct 

Yeah I love they called the same play and said we fucked it up the first time. We’re not going to again.

even though we did and it took helm watching the safety’s eyes to figure out where the ball was 

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A few thoughts on the game. First, there was no way I was going to visit the game thread during the game. That apparently ended up being my best decision of the day. 

Second, Texas played well but with some mistakes. And they basically shut down the offense in the second half to establish the run and run clock.  This score could have been way way worse. No reason to worry about Quin at this point. He could have done a lot more damage to OU if Sark had kept the pedal down, but he’s thinking about Georgia next week. Smart. 

As for OU, wtf? They chase away a guy who’s now leading Oregon to probably the B1G title. They replace him with a guy we all knew wasn’t a five star QB. But they treated him like one. Then, rather than develop him, they toss him aside for a true freshman that is nowhere near ready to play. This Texas defense was great, but that OU offense is a disaster. Georgia will be a much better gauge of the quality of the D. 

Overall, that went just like it needed to go. Bring on Georgia. 

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I loved seeing Danny Stutsman turn into a glorified Breckyn Hager today 😂

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I think what I'm most excited about is after the slow start where OU lived in the backfield, Sark adjusted to quick throws and misdirections. That softened their rush and we owned the game after that.

You can study film all you want but Sark will adjust. 

9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Yeah I love they called the same play and said we fucked it up the first time. We’re not going to again.

even though we did and it took helm watching the safety’s eyes to figure out where the ball was 

I guess I’m a literal SOB, but those were neither flea flickers or the same play/look.

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

OU has a Venables problem and I am here for it.  There is a reason that dude was passed over for HC jobs for the better part of two decades.  

It was such a bad decision on their part as they move to a new conference. Every team in the conference has had a chance to hire him and didn’t. 

18 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Pretty bad when herbstreit just blurts out “I don’t see how ou scores in this game” like midway through the second and both said on multiple occasions on the last drive that the refs were letting ou hold just to get the game over with

That was a total “oof” moment. My mom and I were watching and she was too mad and ranting to hear it and I had already come to the conclusion 3 was it for them at least on offense and then he said the quiet part out loud on TV - OU really sucks. It was awesome.

oh and down 5 receivers well Texas is down 3 RBs and not making excuses. Fuck OU. 

This was great, because it showed how lost OU is right now. 
 
Who is their QB next year? Hawkins? Someone else?

Who is their OC next year? What offensive scheme? Do they have the personnel for the desired scheme and OC?

Who is their HC in two years?

There may be answers to these questions, but they won’t be easy, and they’re killers if they get them wrong. 

On Texas Football reporting that Arnold has informed OU that he isn’t playing again this year in order to redshirt and then transfer. 
Seems odd to me that he still dresses for games if that is true. 

I wanna say I say that the other day as well. But during the broadcast, they showed him and talked about how engaged he’s been.
1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

The old Cowboys front front four used to be referred to as "Willie, Lily, Jethro, and George"...I think our receiving corps should be referred to as "Bolden, Golden, Wingo and Bond", the guys fuck and are deadly.

BondWinGoldenBolden™

Boom!

Wisner should be RB1 next week. He's flat out better than Blue. 

Oh, and what the fuck is it with our RBs fumbling? Choice needs to get that shit straight. 

15 minutes ago, troph said:

That was a total “oof” moment. My mom and I were watching and she was too mad and ranting to hear it and I had already come to the conclusion 3 was it for them at least on offense and then he said the quiet part out loud on TV - OU really sucks. It was awesome.

oh and down 5 receivers well Texas is down 3 RBs and not making excuses. Fuck OU. 
 

yea Fowler was taken aback but had to ask the follow up

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