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Rece Davis on the aggy train of Texas hasn't really played anyone. Not our fault everyone sucks ass and we skull fuck people.

Look, they know they can create more drama by doing this. Just like in 2005 when USC played an easy schedule but hardly anyone questioned them because it was good for business at that time and shitting on Texas was good for business then too.

I am old enough to have seen all the narratives and goal post shifting and the parroting. It don’t make a shit and the talking heads will just say something stupid again in the future.
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  • Yes, everyone who wins cheats and everyone who disagrees with you is dumb. We get it.    Zero facts behind your claims UGA cheated. Just jealousy and insecurity by yet another nerdy little bitc

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    I put together a little edit of the 1st half of this season using only the Texas Creative Media team's footage. And to keep it on topic from earlier in the thread, the song is The Hardest Cut by Spoon

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On 10/14/2024 at 8:54 PM, Dbeasy said:

I really wish there was more Spoon talk. 

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2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

Fuck you, Chip.  But praise lawd!

Well done, [mention=5267]Wulaw Horn[/mention]
 

I wish Texas was independent.

I'm getting tired of all this talk about Beck being awesome and Texas has not played any decent quarterbacks.

They face Arch and the 2nd team receivers in practice every day, that should count for something.

I know, talkin bout practice.

Betting line shot up to 5 all of a sudden. Interesting 

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

I don't understand this suggestion.

What does this mean, "bud light... actually enjoy?"

I don't think those words should be sharing a sentence together

He said cupcakes with a logo. Take of the topping from a cupcake and then the cupcake can actually be enjoyed. Bud lights even if open they cannot be enjoyed.

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Now THAT is fucking motto if I've ever seen one.

1 minute ago, Orange&White said:

Now THAT is fucking motto if I've ever seen one.

Exactly what I immediately thought.

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

 lol "utjr"

that's an odd way to refer to your daddy

They play Tennessee later in the year.

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24 minutes ago, joeycovers said:

Betting line shot up to 5 all of a sudden. Interesting 

People read my post on message board geniuses and bowed to the inherent logic of it all.  Bet now, after @closetojumpingdrops his mudhole post the line will move past a TD. 

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34 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Well done, @Wulaw Horn

 

This is my 3rd to make it up there in the last year or so of writing the game week kickoff posts.  It feels wonderful.  The fact that these dolts are incapable of appreciating this for what it is and the context behind it makes it even more wonderful.  I made it on there for predicting we were going to pants Alabraska last year at their place and also- I believe I had a pretty foul rant against the Red Raiders.  

15 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Now THAT is fucking motto if I've ever seen one.

@immamac, update the motto! 

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29 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

(I know tl/dr).”
should be the signature line at the end of every Wulaw post

 

Completely untrue. No more than 30% overall and 70% on the Astros. 

Sure thing, "John Cocktoasten". 

Nice to see at least 4 posters replied so far.
49 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Well done, @Wulaw Horn

 

The one time we are glad the opinion got out to a wider audience.

 

26 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Sure thing, "John Cocktoasten". 

i mean... is he wrong?

7 minutes ago, Fud said:

 

For those that don't know like me.

"Square money refers to bets placed by casual or recreational bettors. These bettors typically do not have the same level of expertise or analytical focus as sharps. Squares are more likely to bet based on intuition, popular opinion or emotional factors such as loyalty to a favorite team."

41 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

and in post #666 in the thread, too

THE PROPHECY

@immamac new motto right there. degenerates with loose morals and no ethics whatsoever

Georgia’s top 4 opponent defensive ranks:

#4 (scored 13)
#47 (scored 31)
#55 (scored 34)
#60 (scored 34)

I see this game 27-17 Horns

360-370 yards of total offense with 120-135 yards rushing.

Not sure how this game gets to the 55.5 points Vegas claims unless we go off. And nothing about a still rusty Ewers gives me reason to think he’s returning to Heisman frontrunner Saturday (but I sure hope I’m wrong and we mudhole them)

The Colorado State QB and WR were getting a lot of hype before this season until we held him to 59 yards passing

16 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Nice to see at least 4 posters replied so far.

the irony in a Sooner saying he won't read it

 

4 minutes ago, Bert Orange said:

Georgia’s top 4 opponent defensive ranks:

#4 (scored 13)
#47 (scored 31)
#55 (scored 34)
#60 (scored 34)

Seems trend-ish.

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


I wish Texas was independent.

And that we had our own TV Network that nobody can watch or watches!!

1 minute ago, Bert Orange said:

And that we had our own TV Network that nobody can watch or watches!!

I watched it. Because lots of our games were on it. Game that will no longer be able to be watched. Yeah?

And of all of Georgia’s opponents, Kentucky is the only legitimate defense they’ve faced when you also consider the SOS (KY is #10)

 

10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

the irony in a Sooner saying he won't read it

 

Won’t or can’t? I mean, we know the answer…

28 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

and in post #666 in the thread, too

THE PROPHECY

@immamac new motto right there. degenerates with loose morals and no ethics whatsoever

Palace of Degenerates is the default motto when we don't have topical ones going. It has been that way for years. 

Do you not like the current one?

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

 

We take that as a huge compliment 

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Palace of Degenerates is the default motto when we don't have topical ones going. It has been that way for years. 

Do you not like the current one?

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The consensus on all the Georgia podcasts is that Georgia will play its' best game and that will just be to much for a Texas team that is inexperienced in the spotlight. Also, one said they were more worried if Arch was the QB because Quinn is a dink and dunk QB.

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I expect Georgia will play much better too, than they did against Miss State.  Because if they don't play better than they did against Miss State, Texas will beat them by 40.

7 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

The consensus on all the Georgia podcasts is that Georgia will play its' best game and that will just be to much for a Texas team that is inexperienced in the spotlight. Also, one said they were more worried if Arch was the QB because Quinn is a dink and dunk QB.

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Even granting their argument, I’m just as fine with a 60 yard catch and run TD from Bond, Wingo, Moore, or whoever as I am with a 60 yard bomb TD. 

Based on how their secondary looks, so are they. 

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

Well done, @Wulaw Horn

 

I mean, he's not wrong.

2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

 

And neither is he.

50 minutes ago, runthebone said:

We take that as a huge compliment 

I like all the comments from obviously surly posters, actually making it a compliment.  He probably expected that...or, maybe he's one of us...

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4 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

I was yelling at the tv "don't fumble" a second before he fumbled.  Fumbles are not uncommon when you have two defenders closing in from you on each side.

NTTAWWT 

4 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

None of this matters as long was Texas keeps winning. How many elite teams has Georgia played the last few years? For the most part, they've dominated lesser opponents. The better question is how have they fared against the handful of teams with similar talent. They are 1-3 against Bama and 1-0 against OSU. Who else? Kirby Smart beats the teams he's supposed to beat and is a coin flip against other elite teams (actual elite teams, i.e. not Ole Miss). Sark appears to be on the same trajectory, he just has to keep doing what he's been doing.

1-4

2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

 

Wait until he visits this site 

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

The one time we are glad the opinion got out to a wider audience.

Wish @Wulaw Horn had issued a warning to any Texas fan that slurps sec cock that they will be exiled to Mississippi if they continue down that path. 

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1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Wish @Wulaw Horn had issued a warning to any Texas fan that slurps sec cock that they will be exiled to Mississippi if they continue down that path. 

If I was benevolent dictator for a day that would be my command.

I'm perfectly fine with a mock "sec sec sec" chant whenever we go into someone elses house and give them a dirty sanchez.  

41 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

The consensus on all the Georgia podcasts is that Georgia will play its' best game and that will just be to much for a Texas team that is inexperienced in the spotlight. Also, one said they were more worried if Arch was the QB because Quinn is a dink and dunk QB.

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what happens when Beck throws 2 or 3 INTs?

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