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#1251
4 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

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No thanks, sport.  But I appreciate the offer, I guess.

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#1253

Not sure why we're all worried about Ewers not throwing an accurate deep ball.  All he's gotta do is lateral it to Golden.  Now he's got one under his belt, he's good to go.

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#1254

Kentucky held this offense to 13 fucking points, does anyone really think Kentucky has a better defense than Texas? Just for reference, Vanderbilt just scored 20 on that defense.

Ewers has improved every season at Texas and we got idiots thinking he's going to shit the bed tomorrow. Man, I am happy I am going to be at the game instead of in the game thread where you fucking morons love to piss all over yourselves. Just be happy we have the best fucking college football team this season.

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#1256
12 hours ago, Skipper said:

 I think Manning is already the best deep ball passer Texas has ever had.  

Lol Jesus fucking Christ

#1257
57 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Kentucky held this offense to 13 fucking points, does anyone really think Kentucky has a better defense than Texas? Just for reference, Vanderbilt just scored 20 on that defense.

Ewers has improved every season at Texas and we got idiots thinking he's going to shit the bed tomorrow. Man, I am happy I am going to be at the game instead of in the game thread where you fucking morons love to piss all over yourselves. Just be happy we have the best fucking college football team this season.

fuck yeah yes GIF

#1258
3 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

Surly in angst

Arguing runs amok

Must be Friday

I’m doing something I hate that others do… I ain’t reading all this bullshit.

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I expect Saturday night to be as special as any game in our proud history.

Biggest sports night in Austin, ever.

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The perfect setting.

Home in Austin, Texas, baby!

We have been through so much, for so long, and we have come so far.

Texas is a team and organization that has earned the respect of others, with the full commitment and support of so many.

Sark, and the young men who choose to honor us, as they represent us, will deliver, and we will take the place we were destined to be.

Hook ‘em!!!

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#1260

Heard a lot of media talk all week about our “untested” secondary. Who from UGA is going to burn us? Seriously, who are the game breaking receivers that will stretch out our defensive backfield? And don’t point to the Bama game because that was just awful defense- really on both sides.
 

If we get good pressure up front with front 4 and keep everything in front of us and contain the edges (PK speciality), I really like our chances in this game. The only thing that worries me some is stopping the run up the middle but Etienne is a JAG and doesn’t worry me that much. 
 

I think Beck throws multiple INTs. Our DBs are gonna feast tomorrow night.

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#1262
6 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

This is our time. When is Washington going to be relevant again? Who gives a flying fuck about that game? Well, I do, admittedly. But it doesn't eat at me, because it feels like we have an opportunity as a program to possibly be in the mix every single year. Washington can't even keep their coach. OU can't keep their coach. Notre fucking Dame can't keep their coach.  

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Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. 

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And how apropos if Billy Liucci were to show up for the game…

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#1263
18 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

elle duncan…i wasn’t familiar with your game.

Yeah dude she's fine. 

#1265
5 hours ago, PTINS said:

I’m doing something I hate that others do… I ain’t reading all this bullshit.

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I expect Saturday night to be as special as any game in our proud history.

Biggest sports night in Austin, ever.

image.jpeg.831e505600663b9220dfe9d310d715a5.jpeg

The perfect setting.

Home in Austin, Texas, baby!

We have been through so much, for so long, and we have come so far.

Texas is a team and organization that has earned the respect of others, with the full commitment and support of so many.

Sark, and the young men who choose to honor us, as they represent us, will deliver, and we will take the place we were destined to be.

Hook ‘em!!!

Man, are you some kind of screenwriter poet?!  I’m an Alabama fan first and foremost and part of me dies when we lose but I’m fundamentally a college football fan.  The only time I set foot in what is now DKR the man himself was pacing the sidelines and I was cheering on the mighty defeated Rice Owls.  Reading your fine post I kept waiting for strings, brass and a full chorus to come in with The Eyes.  A few weeks ago I was fretting over some of the same bullshit some posters above are throwing out there.  We had UGA 21-0 before they knew what hit them.  Justsit back or stand up or do whatever you do and fuckin LET THIS BEAUTIFUL GAME WASH OVER YOU, GUYS.  Hook ‘em!

#1267
13 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Ok, I made a quick remix of my earlier Season Highlight edit on this thread. This song gets me fired up and I added more OU highlights. 

Song: Japandroids  - "The House That Heaven Built" 

 

Its an HK world and the rest of us peons are lucky to live in it.

I can't wait to see the El Risitas post season video.

#1268
8 hours ago, Hondo said:

He woke up toward the end of the half and I think the biggest part of it was the TD run where he took contact and got up feeling fine.

Wtf play are you even talking about here?

#1270
6 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

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Yeah, no one is entrusting it to pussy ass surly posters.

#1272

Yesterday, Sark gave McAfee a Muscle T-Shirt w/ "FAFO" on the front and a smack Longhorn on the back.

McAfee looked at the the shirt, some bewildered, "Fast as Fuck?"

Sark, with the staff laughing in the background, and I'm paraphrasing... "that's are mantra, that's who we are"

 

#1273
6 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Heard a lot of media talk all week about our “untested” secondary. Who from UGA is going to burn us? Seriously, who are the game breaking receivers that will stretch out our defensive backfield? And don’t point to the Bama game because that was just awful defense- really on both sides.
 

If we get good pressure up front with front 4 and keep everything in front of us and contain the edges (PK speciality), I really like our chances in this game. The only thing that worries me some is stopping the run up the middle but Etienne is a JAG and doesn’t worry me that much. 
 

I think Beck throws multiple INTs. Our DBs are gonna feast tomorrow night.

Heard a lot of media talk all week about our “untested” secondary"?

They play every day against the deepest WR receiving room of in the country.

FAFO

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#1279

 

6 minutes ago, Droopy said:

My God, time has not been kind to that video or its production value. Sheesh.

 

That being said, I’m hoping this game goes similar to the 2008 Texas vs Mizzou game were Colt and Texas obliterated a top 10 Chase Daniel’s Mizzou team on national tv. 🤘🏼

I was there in 2008.....loudest game I've ever been to.....

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#1284
22 minutes ago, PTINS said:

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My kinda morning.

You've done a really nice job on the upkeep of the property.

#1286
16 hours ago, All Hail The Magic Conch said:

Hope y'all are ready for tomorrow 🤘

 

Flight - Why? Just .... why?

Lonestar - acceptable 

Tacate - ok, but common.

and only one case of Yuengling? - That's the best beer you've got and it's only one case.

 

Next time don't blow your load on topo seltzer and high noons?

You might be able to afford decent beer or at least just buy all Yuengling.....

 

Pro tip:

Costco sells cases of Warsteiner for $19.99. That's right folks. <$1 for a can (albeit only 300 mL and not a full 12 oz) of stuff that actually tastes like beer. and at 4.8% you won't end up getting heat stroke in your cowhide hey dudes.

#1287
25 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

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TIL the ghost of Burgess Meredith is a Horn fan

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#1289
27 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

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IF you don't have an avatar, this is Prime cut grade. One of you slap dicks needs to get on that pronto.

#1290
13 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Flight - Why? Just .... why?

Lonestar - acceptable 

Tacate - ok, but common.

and only one case of Yuengling? - That's the best beer you've got and it's only one case.

 

Next time don't blow your load on topo seltzer and high noons?

You might be able to afford decent beer or at least just buy all Yuengling.....

 

Pro tip:

Costco sells cases of Warsteiner for $19.99. That's right folks. <$1 for a can (albeit only 300 mL and not a full 12 oz) of stuff that actually tastes like beer. and at 4.8% you won't end up getting heat stroke in your cowhide hey dudes.

Looks like we found someone to fund all the alcohol and contribute for the next tailgate 

#1292
15 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Pro tip:

Costco sells cases of Warsteiner for $19.99. That's right folks. <$1 for a can (albeit only 300 mL and not a full 12 oz) of stuff that actually tastes like beer. and at 4.8% you won't end up getting heat stroke in your cowhide hey dudes.

That’s a damn good tip. 

#1298
1 hour ago, Droopy said:

My God, time has not been kind to that video or its production value. Sheesh.🤘🏼

Nor has it been kind to Lee Corso 

TEXAS IS SHOWING LOVE FOR LEE CORSO 🧡

 

#1299
37 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Looks like we found someone to fund all the alcohol and contribute for the next tailgate 

As any good Texas fan, I am only here to bitch, complain, and armchair qb. Carry on.

#1300
57 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Flight - Why? Just .... why?

Lonestar - acceptable 

Tacate - ok, but common.

and only one case of Yuengling? - That's the best beer you've got and it's only one case.

 

Next time don't blow your load on topo seltzer and high noons?

You might be able to afford decent beer or at least just buy all Yuengling.....

 

Pro tip:

Costco sells cases of Warsteiner for $19.99. That's right folks. <$1 for a can (albeit only 300 mL and not a full 12 oz) of stuff that actually tastes like beer. and at 4.8% you won't end up getting heat stroke in your cowhide hey dudes.

Have you been to a college football game/tailgate lately? It’s like High Noon has become the alcohol sponsor for college football instead of just the preferred drink of 19 year old sorority girls. I’m not sure I saw an actual beer anywhere last weekend. High Noons and Hard Teas made up the vast majority of what people had.

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