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3 hours ago, parkavenueguy said:

Fuck Georgia.

Associate that hosed me at my old firm was a UGA guy. This is personal. 

Unrelated, but I'm sorry man. There's nothing worse than some bullshit, backstabbing coworker

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Vegas usually is up to something

I'll take a 1 pt win and be happy 😁 

Hey folks at the game -- a reminder that it is OK to make noise and have fun on your own initiative.  You don't have to wait until the giant TV tells you what to do.

I was at an OU game in the 1990s where the Texas had a slim lead.  The defense was saving the day.  People in the stands started the "Defense" chant every time they went out during the second half.  It was awesome and a lot of fun.

At my second game ever, two guys in front of me decided to start the "Texas .... Fight" chant.  They did it and spent the rest of the game celebrating their accomplishment.  That could be you.

If you want to outsource it, offer some kids $100 if they get the defense chant going.  Make sure to tell them that this will not pay off unless they get it done while we are actually on defense.  I'm not talking about Venmo or some other electronic crap, offer them crisp official US currency.  Those kids will have a great story to tell on Monday morning ... how they went to the Georgia game, got 100k people to chant "Defense" and walked away with $100.

3 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Wtf?

Texas Jeff is apparently Bill in Sinton’s nephew and flush with cash to hand out to drunk students in order to cobble together some cheering.

6 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Well shit, my cover is finally blown. 

I’m simply going to post this guy any time something negative happens to Texas football. It is all I have left. 

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Will I need a long sleeve tonight at the game?   Borderline.

Are you a native Texan?  If so, then the answer is, "Yes."

Vegas usually is up to something
I'll take a 1 pt win and be happy [emoji16] 

Nah, the sharp money came in on Wednesday to stretch it to five and the square money came in over the last 24 hours to bring it back down. Vegas isn’t up to anything.
1 hour ago, Texas Jeff said:

Hey folks at the game -- a reminder that it is OK to make noise and have fun on your own initiative.  You don't have to wait until the giant TV tells you what to do.

I was at an OU game in the 1990s where the Texas had a slim lead.  The defense was saving the day.  People in the stands started the "Defense" chant every time they went out during the second half.  It was awesome and a lot of fun.

At my second game ever, two guys in front of me decided to start the "Texas .... Fight" chant.  They did it and spent the rest of the game celebrating their accomplishment.  That could be you.

If you want to outsource it, offer some kids $100 if they get the defense chant going.  Make sure to tell them that this will not pay off unless they get it done while we are actually on defense.  I'm not talking about Venmo or some other electronic crap, offer them crisp official US currency.  Those kids will have a great story to tell on Monday morning ... how they went to the Georgia game, got 100k people to chant "Defense" and walked away with $100.

Kids would have no idea what to do with a $100 bill.

4 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Tell them to find a hooker and use the rest to pay their local clinic for a test. 

"The rest?"

11 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

If you see a Georgia fan, drop kick them. Man or woman, I don't care. Make them feel "welcome". 

If a Georgia fan hits you with a burrito take their dog and punt it into traffic.

Just now, Paul Wesley said:

"The rest?"

I've heard hookers are cheap unless they've gone up because of inflation, too? I mean, you can probably get a bj for a Hamilton. 

Just now, ztejas said:

If a Georgia fan hits you with a burrito take their dog and punt it into traffic.

Whoa. Calm down, cowboy. Punt them into traffic. 

The closer we get to game time the more I’m concerned that we’re looking ahead to Vandy.  

Georgia fans travel. They may not all have tickets but lots of them here. Along with some douchbags from the Peach Bowl wearing jackets with a big peach logo.

Lower student section full 90 minutes before kick - from my daughter (no pics)

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7 minutes ago, t_eight said:

Lower student section full 90 minutes before kick - from my daughter (no pics)

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22 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Georgia fans travel. They may not all have tickets but lots of them here. Along with some douchbags from the Peach Bowl wearing jackets with a big peach logo.

Haha I met those guys at the DFW airport. Buttons doing a lot work on those blazers. What fucking job is that. 

6 hours ago, Ron Swanson said:

Traveling again.  In Wengen, Switzerland now.  Will be trying to catch this game on a stream feed.

Someone drink a few cans/bottles of whatever is available for me.

Crystal Bar shows sports on their TVs but I think they close at midnight.

57 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

If you see a Georgia fan, drop kick them. Man or woman, I don't care. Make them feel "welcome". 

Jesus, @Mother mopar. Did you actually take that seriously? I fucking hope not. 

5 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Jesus, @Mother mopar. Did you actually take that seriously? I fucking hope not. 

The neg for posting every single thing that comes to your fucking mind in every other thread. And yeah, for talking about kicking women. 

14 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

The neg for posting every single thing that comes to your fucking mind in every other thread. And yeah, for talking about kicking women. 

Omg, it's a fucking forum. Get over yourself. I can post whatever the fuck I want. If you don't like it, don't read it. You'll be ok, I promise. 

And God forbid we use dark humor on this site all the time. Are you offended? Maybe go to TexAgs where it's monitored constantly. 

BTW, I still like you. You're a good poster. 

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