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11 minutes ago, Tomatillo said:

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Just now, Tomatillo said:

Bama already ended us. Again. You didn't end Saban. NIL and Harbaugh did. 

Harbaugh wasn’t building a monster he’d have to get past every season.  

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5 minutes ago, Tomatillo said:

Bama already ended us. Again. You didn't end Saban. NIL and Harbaugh did. 

I mean- yeah we did. The NIL that ended him was us dude. 

What conference is your team in? 

The Confederate
8 minutes ago, Tomatillo said:

You're better off here. Road trips are much better. 

Come to Athens, UF and Lex next year. You guys thought Ole Miss was nice lol. 

You were in the truck stop conference, now you're in the premier conference. You're a perfect fit. 

Wait are you trying to say Gainesville is nicer than Oxford and the Grove?

17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Since that includes Texas now, I take that as some kind of pro-masturbation announcement.  Ain’t nobody gonna disagree with that…

Let me know what I can do to help you beat the Leg Humpers. Thoughts, prayers, voodoo curses, human sacrifice..

 

Nice choke job last night. The one time we cheer for you lizards. 

17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Since that includes Texas now, I take that as some kind of pro-masturbation announcement.  Ain’t nobody gonna disagree with that…

Let me know what I can do to help you beat the Leg Humpers. Thoughts, prayers, voodoo curses, human sacrifice..

 

I mean I do love to self pleasure and let my lady watch, but we don’t give a fuck about conference mates we only care about ourselves, longhorn out front shoulda told ya.

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Just now, texifornia said:

Wait are you trying to say Gainesville is nicer than Oxford and the Grove?

Better area. Stay at the beach. Drive over for the game. Oxford is not bad but it's in the worst state in the country. Going to Oxford in a few weeks, but we have to stay in Memphis. Rough town. Anything near Oxford is two night minimum upwards of a mortgage per night. Grove gets a little crowded and angry with everyone crammed in there, most drunk and younger. 

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Just now, Tomatillo said:

Better area. Stay at the beach. Drive over for the game. Oxford is not bad but it's in the worst state in the country. Going to Oxford in a few weeks, but we have to stay in Memphis. Rough town. Anything near Oxford is two night minimum upwards of a mortgage per night. Grove gets a little crowded and angry with everyone crammed in there, most drunk and younger. 

Most Texas fans are going to fly in private in the morning and out at night. Ask the Bama crowd what that looked like. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Most Texas fans are going to fly in private in the morning and out at night. Ask the Bama crowd what that looked like. 

Must be a small crowd. We're bringing at least 10K to Oxford. 

24 minutes ago, Tomatillo said:

You're better off here. Road trips are much better. 

Come to Athens, UF and Lex next year. You guys thought Ole Miss was nice lol. 

You were in the truck stop conference, now you're in the premier conference. You're a perfect fit. 

This is all true except the perfect fit. We have teeth, education and well except for east Texas we think the south will rise again is stupid. 

9 minutes ago, Tomatillo said:

Must be a small crowd. We're bringing at least 10K to Oxford. 

Believe it or not, there were actually a few years when college football gave a shit about Georgia.

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Most Texas fans are going to fly in private in the morning and out at night. Ask the Bama crowd what that looked like. 

Mines in the shop so I won’t be able to make it 

Tomatillo is fine, he's fighting an uphill battle on this site full of self-proclaimed assholes but I'm sure he knows what he's gotten into.

Personally I don't have anything against Georgia.  Well, other than the 1984 Cotton Bowl.  But that was more our fault than theirs.

 

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Tomatillo is fine, he's fighting an uphill battle on this site full of self-proclaimed assholes but I'm sure he knows what he's gotten into.

Personally I don't have anything against Georgia.  Well, other than the 1984 Cotton Bowl.  But that was more our fault than theirs.

I had nothing against Georgia until this asshole showed up.  Top shelf douchebag.IMG_2916.thumb.jpeg.9ffda5bc0bc6d3f5e0c7ad480a6eead2.jpeg

48 minutes ago, Tomatillo said:

You're better off here. Road trips are much better. 

Come to Athens, UF and Lex next year. You guys thought Ole Miss was nice lol. 

You were in the truck stop conference, now you're in the premier conference. You're a perfect fit. 

Comparing Athens to Ole Miss is hilarious

44 minutes ago, Tomatillo said:

Oxford is not bad but it's in the worst state in the country.

I summer in Starkville.

19 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

I worry about our secondary. Hopefully we get first half Bama Beck 

As long as we have coaches with brains we won’t be getting torched like Alabama. They just let Beck throw back shoulder balls over and over until the very end they finally jumped it and made them pay. 
 

6 hours ago, South Austin said:

It’s appropriate in this thread to remind people how hot Jake Fromm’s mom is.

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Tomatillo is fine, he's fighting an uphill battle on this site full of self-proclaimed assholes but I'm sure he knows what he's gotten into.
Personally I don't have anything against Georgia.  Well, other than the 1984 Cotton Bowl.  But that was more our fault than theirs.

Too soon.

Feels like this will be our first game against a legit offense. Sure they're missing some weapons from last season, but this isn't a talent depleted Georgia team, go back and look at their recruiting rankings the past 3 years.

Having said that, we have serviceable DT's, and elevated EdGe and LB play..much better than last season. Even the secondary no longer gives me anxiety, they are actually defending passes (who knew that could be done?) and even when they allow a catch there isn't much YAC.

I'll be surprised if we blow them out, but in my mind we are no longer dogs (no pun intended) in this game, especially at home.

Oh, and just watched the recorded broadcast of the OU game, kudos to ABC for great sound. I heard "Texas...Fight!", the LHB and even OU SUCKS! chants louder and prouder than ever before, hope our UGA game is the same. [emoji23]

This is all true except the perfect fit. We have teeth, education and well except for east Texas we think the south will rise again is stupid. 
The south (more southwest-ish) IS rising again, just not in the way mouth breathing trailer park denizens would like it to.
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1 hour ago, Tomatillo said:

Nice choke job last night. The one time we cheer for you lizards. 

 And it was not a “nice” choke job.  It was an exceptional choke job - in duration, originality and execution. Why, not everyone loses a score by not calling a qb sneak - and then loses another score by sneaking with the wrong quarterback.  That kind of planning takes time. You won’t see it’s like for some time unless you watch Aggy games on the reg.  

12 minutes ago, ousux said:

I'll be surprised if we blow them out, but in my mind we are no longer dogs (no pun intended) in this game, especially at home.
 

 

We opened as a 2.5 point favorite.

And I think it'll go up and settle around 3.5 or 4.

 

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Tomatillo is fine, he's fighting an uphill battle on this site full of self-proclaimed assholes but I'm sure he knows what he's gotten into.

Personally I don't have anything against Georgia.  Well, other than the 1984 Cotton Bowl.  But that was more our fault than theirs.

Yeah, he seems fine. 

Fred Akers’ late game management was some bullshit. 

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Personally I don't have anything against Georgia.  

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7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

We opened as a 2.5 point favorite.

And I think it'll go up and settle around 3.5 or 4.

 

I think we're about to go 6-1 ATS

If our defense can continue to do its thing we should win comfortably, but we'll see.
Some offensive coordinator may figure us out at some point and then we need Quinn to find his game.

Quinn is currently having his best season ever stat wise.
 
We opened as a 2.5 point favorite.
And I think it'll go up and settle around 3.5 or 4.
 

You think it will stay there? The ou line went up a good 2-3 from thursday to Saturday. Vegas knows most of the time.
2 hours ago, Tomatillo said:

Must be a small crowd. We're bringing at least 10K to Oxford. 

Christ dude, go do something else and shut the fuck up. 

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Since that includes Texas now, I take that as some kind of pro-masturbation announcement.  Ain’t nobody gonna disagree with that…

Let me know what I can do to help you beat the Leg Humpers. Thoughts, prayers, voodoo curses, human sacrifice..

 

Nah

What is the last home game that had this level of ranking? It had to be like a Nebraska or Colorado way back then right? 

What is the last home game that had this level of ranking? It had to be like a Nebraska or Colorado way back then right? 

2006 Ohio State

Interested to see how Beck handles playing on the road after way last two have gone. I wouldn’t be filled with confidence if I were a UGA fan given they are very lucky to not be 0-2 on road in SEC games so far against two teams decidedly below the Texas team they should see on Saturday.. 

9 minutes ago, 4th_and_18 said:


2006 Ohio State

People also forget that 2008 OKST game was 1 vs 6. So very similar to this one being 1 vs 4/5

2 hours ago, Tomatillo said:

I'm glad Texas is in the league. I heard so much anti-SEC stuff from my Texas friends and acquaintances that I think it's hilarious you're here now. 

 

Stfu aggy

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Stfu aggy

I've found the paranoid conspiracy theorist. 

I am less of an Aggie than you are. 

9 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

Interested to see how Beck handles playing on the road after way last two have gone. I wouldn’t be filled with confidence if I were a UGA fan given they are very lucky to not be 0-2 on road in SEC games so far against two teams decidedly below the Texas team they should see on Saturday.. 

Terribly. Our OC is Mike Bobo. I'd trust you more than him. 

57 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

We opened as a 2.5 point favorite.

And I think it'll go up and settle around 3.5 or 4.

 

Opened at UGA -3.5 and is now Texas -3.5. I expect it to go way up.

21 hours ago, Zeus said:

Bingo

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remember, Georgia recently had a player arrested for something different than speeding DWI… he punched a pregnant woman or something. 
 

Fuck Georgia

This Bevo fucks. 

58 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 And it was not a “nice” choke job.  It was an exceptional choke job - in duration, originality and execution. Why, not everyone loses a score by not calling a qb sneak - and then loses another score by sneaking with the wrong quarterback.  That kind of planning takes time. You won’t see it’s like for some time unless you watch Aggy games on the reg.  

It was certainly unique. Definitely put something on UTK when it was 10-0. That was as predictable of a comeback as you'll find. 

Who's the next coach? Lane Kiffin or Urban? 

 

You're better off here. Road trips are much better. 
Come to Athens, UF and Lex next year. You guys thought Ole Miss was nice lol. 
You were in the truck stop conference, now you're in the premier conference. You're a perfect fit. 

I am from S. Florida. Gainesville is fine, but nothing special, and the surrounding area was crappy from what I recall. Maybe it improved. It has been a long time.
4 minutes ago, Nivek said:


I am from S. Florida. Gainesville is fine, but nothing special, and the surrounding area was crappy from what I recall. Maybe it improved. It has been a long time.

You're right - Oxford is a better trip than UF. Still, you'll like the SEC roadtrips better than the truck stop league. Also, 2:30 or 6:30 local kickoffs vs 11am. 

Home games vs LSU, Ala, Tenn, UGA, Aub, Ark, A&M has to be more exciting and interesting than the previous league. Nobody watched any of those games except Texas-OU. 

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You're right - Oxford is a better trip than UF. Still, you'll like the SEC roadtrips better than the truck stop league. Also, 2:30 or 6:30 local kickoffs vs 11am. 
Home games vs LSU, Ala, Tenn, UGA, Aub, Ark, A&M has to be more exciting and interesting than the previous league. Nobody watched any of those games except Texas-OU. 

I heard that Manhattan, Kansas was nice, and I like Morgantown, WV, but I was last there just before they joined the B12. Columbia Missouri was fine as well and with larger cities nearby.

Knoxville was good to me as well, and listening to bluegrass at a Mexican restaurant in Crosby? while patrons passed around moonshine is a fond memory. And of course whitewater rafting.

But I am kind of easygoing, I even managed to find something positive in Farmington, NM. But Bloomfield absolutely blows. On par with Lawton, OK.
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