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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

One Georgia guy?  We got one fucking Georgia guy in here?  


Disappointing, isn't it?  And they don't appear to be sending their best.  On the other hand, given their academics, maybe he is their best. It's so hard to tell these days.

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  • Yes, everyone who wins cheats and everyone who disagrees with you is dumb. We get it.    Zero facts behind your claims UGA cheated. Just jealousy and insecurity by yet another nerdy little bitc

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    I put together a little edit of the 1st half of this season using only the Texas Creative Media team's footage. And to keep it on topic from earlier in the thread, the song is The Hardest Cut by Spoon

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This brand of trash talk from Georgia of all places is silly. Congratulations on sitting next to Alabama and Mississippi - that doesn’t make you hot and smart.

Georgia is Ohio with a speech impediment.

 

Although I guess that’s not really giving Ohio its due.

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Damn, I go run an errand or two and shit goes off the hook.  Sounded glorious!  Keep up the good work men. 

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Tomato also has a youtube channel 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Disappointing, isn't it?  And they don't appear to be sending their best.  On the other hand, given their academics, maybe he is their best. It's so hard to tell these days.

I'm not so sure he isn't "their best".....

Georgia to Texas is like Boss Hog to Sam the Lion.

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16 minutes ago, troph said:

That’s escalated quickly but it’s not like the state of Texas is doing a bang up job taking care of its people. Rankings on education, energy reliability, health care, regressive taxes, etc etc. don’t lie.

Sounds like an awesome topic for some forum that is not the Texas Longhorns  football forum.

What always happens when these rubes from the South show up to talk trash.

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not even remotely sorry if this has already been posted

"We're gon' wear out this GREEN one too, aren't we?"
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3 hours ago, SuperSport said:

Considering past LCL headliners and the gravity of this weekend in and around Austin, this feels incredibly fucking weak.

Fuck that noise. Best band they’ve had this season for sure. Fight me. 

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Sounds like an awesome topic for some forum that is not the Texas Longhorns  football forum.

It's easy to keep such things partitioned when they don't affect you, when a certain party is blasting ads every hour saying that you, you specifically, you in particular, are the source of all of the evils this country faces.

I'm personally gonna cut @troph a little slack here, but any of you other fuckers bring shit up I'm gonna neg/report.

9 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Sounds like an awesome topic for some forum that is not the Texas Longhorns  football forum.

 

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It's easy to keep such things partitioned when they don't affect you, when a certain party is blasting ads every hour saying that you, you specifically, you in particular, are the source of all of the evils this country faces.

I'm personally gonna cut @troph a little slack here, but any of you other fuckers bring shit up I'm gonna neg/report.

just don't see how 90% of that post was neg worthy. yeah he's a shit talker but other than saying UT is a mid-tier program the rest of his post wasn't exactly a lie. I really don't give a fuck though, SEC rant types don't belong here and if that's what he's been determined to be well then "Bye".

1 hour ago, Tomatillo said:

Yes, everyone who wins cheats and everyone who disagrees with you is dumb. We get it. 
 

Zero facts behind your claims UGA cheated. Just jealousy and insecurity by yet another nerdy little bitch in this absolute joke of a fucking fanbase. 
 

Your school is slightly better than mid, your state is below mid educationally, your state is largely garbage, it is surrounded by garbage states of nothingness and none of you dumbasses realize everyone in the world considers you rednecks along with the rest of the south. 

Let me know how the SWC ended, you retarded nerd of a little cocksucking bitch. You may be the dumbest of this idiotic fucking fanbase. 
 

 

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Tomatillo is going to go open his special edition box set of Gone with the Wind and reminisce about the good ol days 

SIAP but saw that ESPN Analytics (for whatever that's worth) only gives Georgia a 24% chance to win

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Just an FYI. When there is shit talking with a troll from an opposing fanbase in the football thread, it isn't a time to be introspective.

You don't stop and say "well, this troll makes a good point, maybe we do suck."

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9 minutes ago, hornian said:

Fuck that noise. Best band they’ve had this season for sure. Fight me. 

Not a name I've heard in well over a decade.  I just figure CDC knew he didn't need to draw any more people outside the stadium than will already be down there for this one.

JFC, is this tomatillo chick the best Georgia can do for a troll?  Disappointing doesn't even begin to cover it.

14 minutes ago, troph said:

 

just don't see how 90% of that post was neg worthy. yeah he's a shit talker but other than saying UT is a mid-tier program the rest of his post wasn't exactly a lie. I really don't give a fuck though, SEC rant types don't belong here and if that's what he's been determined to be well then "Bye".

“Retarded nerd cocksucking little bitch” seems pretty neg worthy idk. 

9 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Not a name I've heard in well over a decade.  I just figure CDC knew he didn't need to draw any more people outside the stadium than will already be down there for this one.

They’re no Nelly

1 hour ago, General Specific said:


Im outside of their demo, but if it helps, I am a fan of spooning with your mom!

 

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SIAP. Smart's PC on Texas.

Apparently Smart and Sark are good friends. 

 

Over 50. White. Spoon fan. 
 

Worked with their drummer in tech many years back. 

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52 minutes ago, troph said:

That’s escalated quickly but it’s not like the state of Texas is doing a bang up job taking care of its people. Rankings on education, energy reliability, health care, regressive taxes, etc etc. don’t lie.

Wrong forum for this shit. 

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28 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It's easy to keep such things partitioned when they don't affect you, when a certain party is blasting ads every hour saying that you, you specifically, you in particular, are the source of all of the evils this country faces.

I'm personally gonna cut @troph a little slack here, but any of you other fuckers bring shit up I'm gonna neg/report.

 

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54 minutes ago, troph said:

That’s escalated quickly but it’s not like the state of Texas is doing a bang up job taking care of its people. Rankings on education, energy reliability, health care, regressive taxes, etc etc. don’t lie.

Sure. But it's one of those "people who live in glass doublewides shouldn't throw the first stone" situations. 

2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Sure. But it's one of those "people who live in glass doublewides shouldn't throw the first stone" situations. 

you know what, sometimes shit gets me bent sideways, sometimes it doesn't. y'all usually cut me slack when I'm the one that's crankled up by someone so even though he didn't get under my skin, y'all have at him.

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5 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

 

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what the fuck is up with his neck beard?

1 minute ago, troph said:

what the fuck is up with his neck beard?

He's an internet white knight... thats what they look like... is this not common knowledge, or do I spend too much time looking at memes?

17 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Retarded nerd cocksucking little bitch” seems pretty neg worthy idk. 

that's a no-no word, so I agree.

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

He's an internet white knight... thats what they look like... is this not common knowledge, or do I spend too much time looking at memes?

ah white knights, I have a few of those. love them. but not the neck beard, hard pass would not bang.

9 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

He's an internet white knight... thats what they look like... is this not common knowledge, or do I spend too much time looking at memes?

I mean this guy could also pass for the Notre Dame mascot, hence the confusion.

Just now, Rimbo said:

I mean this guy could also pass for the Notre Dame mascot, hence the confusion.

True that

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Holy fuck this post is initiating a fatwa. The complete lack of self awareness and pure idiocy on display here is actually impressive. 

I was gonna try to save you because it's nice having other fans perspectives, but if you are just gonna post garbage like this then bye. 

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20 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

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Intense.

58 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Wrong forum for this shit. 

God stop crying 

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

SIAP but saw that ESPN Analytics (for whatever that's worth) only gives Georgia a 24% chance to win

It's worth a lot actually. Think I saw of 50 something predictive models ESPN's ranked like 2nd going in to last week. 

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

SIAP but saw that ESPN Analytics (for whatever that's worth) only gives Georgia a 24% chance to win

Yep, Blake showed it on the OTF show this morning.

Also - Spoon is awesome and yes they are still a big/well-known name. 

Some of you act like any act that doesn't involve Jimi Hendrix being raised from the dead is lame for a FREE GameDay concert. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Also - Spoon is awesome and yes they are still a big/well-known name. 

Awesome, never heard of them until today.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Also - Spoon is awesome and yes they are still a big/well-known name. 

Some of you act like any act that doesn't involve Jimi Hendrix being raised from the dead is lame for a FREE GameDay concert. 

think they’ll play spoonman?  pretty sure that was their biggest hit. 

On 10/12/2024 at 7:00 PM, The Original CaliHorn said:

I just want a win. This game worries me.

The fuck?

On 10/12/2024 at 7:01 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Mississippi State QB threw for 300+ on them today.

Not surprising. Their db's have been ass this season. Quinn will dominate their defense, especially their db's and safeties.

On 10/12/2024 at 8:08 PM, EZ$ said:

Update on Bond and Williams?  Bond didn’t look as bad as Williams. I’m afraid Williams will be out a while. 

They said Bond is fine and will be back for Georgia. He rolled his ankle. Wliams is out for the season. 

On 10/12/2024 at 10:45 PM, GreenspointTexas said:

Sark needs to quit being so fucking predictable on playcalling.

 

Quinn looks like hes still good for a wtf turnover every game. Our entire offense looked shaky AF today. 
 

Who knew the defense would be the strength of the team this year?

 

I dont think we beat Georgia. We’ve had back to back clunkers against average teams and havent played an offense with a pulse yet. 

Jesus Christ. 

On 10/12/2024 at 11:22 PM, Rickylovesweed said:

Georgia is definitely the best offense we've faced but they've really struggled defensively the last 3 weeks (against 2 really bad passing offenses). 

They gave up 306 passing yards to a Miss State team that's starting a true FR at QB. Their secondary looked flat out horrible against Alabama and Miss State. 

 

 

Carson Beck is ok. but he's not some world beater.  Quinn is miles ahead of him and our DBs will be fine. 

On 10/12/2024 at 11:36 PM, Zeus said:

Bingo

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remember, Georgia recently had a player arrested for something different than speeding DWI… he punched a pregnant woman or something. 
 

Fuck Georgia

Best mascot in all of America. Fight me. 

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