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17 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Awesome, never heard of them until today.

Same here. Couldn't swing Bouffant Jellyfish?

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6 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Same here. Couldn't swing Bouffant Jellyfish?

I'd be up for a Retarded Elf show if they could throw that together. 

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

49-year-old white Spoon fan reporting for duty.

60 year old fan also.

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I used to get the beginning stages of mild depression after 6 games because that meant the end of the season was near...but Holy Fuck there's a ton of football left to be played....

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Spoon is easily the best band Texas has ever had for one of these concerts. Find something else to bitch about. 

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Never heard of spoon. 46 year old white guy. 

7 minutes ago, Bolero88 said:

Spoon is easily the best band Texas has ever had for one of these concerts. Find something else to bitch about. 

Your mom was pretty easily last night. No, wait....nevermind.

3 minutes ago, Bolero88 said:

Spoon is easily the best band Texas has ever had for one of these concerts. Find something else to bitch about. 

The indie rock purists are upset!

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8 minutes ago, Bolero88 said:

Spoon is easily the best band Texas has ever had for one of these concerts. Find something else to bitch about. 
 

 

lol no

 

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9 minutes ago, Bolero88 said:

Spoon is easily the best band Texas has ever had for one of these concerts. Find something else to bitch about. 

Dude, they're absolutely awesome. Saw them in Arlington around 2012. Great concert. 

Anybody know who UT BOY is that post in the chat during OTF live steams? He’s a little bitch 

Kirby knows what's coming...prepare your anus

 

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I’m getting amped up feeling like the gal who jumps up on the table in pulp fiction and yells I’ll shoot every last one of ya mother fuckers except I won’t pee myself when Jules comes at me. Let’s fucking go, Georgia going down and not like going down on a lady, I mean getting their asses beat down. Aggies were right, these SEC folk ain’t never seen arrogant like a dominant Texas team. Bring it bitches you can’t handle this. MC hammer, jack Nicholson on that wall, pulp fiction, all of it. Fuck Georgia, fuck the SEC, we gonna run it. 
 

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3 hours ago, General Specific said:


Im outside of their demo, but if it helps, I am a fan of spooning with your mom!

So you're the sensitive motherfucker that's holding up the line.

Spoon is an MLB The Show soundtrack mainstay

16 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Never heard of spoon. 46 year old white guy. 

I told my aggy and tceh coworkers about spoon playing and they plan to go down and catch the concert. Evidently they are a thing (the band, and honestly maybe the coworkers). I have only seen their name. Never bothered to look up their music.

Spoon is indeed awesome! Can't wait to beat more UGA ass on Sat

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After seeing the Fatwa imbecile and the constant diarrhea on SECrant, I can live with being a short term UT fan.  Fuck there’s some serious idiots out there.  Not even trolls, but people who genuinely believe the BS coming out of their mouths.  

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I flew to Denver last month to see Spoon at Red Rocks.

It was incredible.

34 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s okay no one has. 

Why is everyone hating on a great Austin  band? Social media is rotting our brains. 
 

 

Just now, huge said:

I flew to Denver last month to see Spoon at Red Rocks.

It was incredible.

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40 minutes ago, Skipper said:

The indie rock purists are upset!

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6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

After seeing the Fatwa imbecile and the constant diarrhea on SECrant, I can live with being a short term UT fan.  Fuck there’s some serious idiots out there.  Not even trolls, but people who genuinely believe the BS coming out of their mouths.  

It makes the takes coming from the Sooner message boards look downright sane and reasonable.  I never thought that was possible.

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

I used to get the beginning stages of mild depression after 6 games because that meant the end of the season was near...but Holy Fuck there's a ton of football left to be played....

We aren't that far removed from a decade-plus stretch where I'd start to check out after the OU game because it was obvious the season wasn't going anywhere interesting or fun.

To some extent being in the position the program has been in the past 2-3 years feels like playing with house money. It's nice. I mean, yeah obviously I want the Georgia win in a big way but even if Texas loses they are still sitting at 6-1, probably in the top 5 and certainly in the top 10, every goal in front of them with a dominant OU win in hand, and November road games at Arkansas and A&M. 

17 minutes ago, utee94 said:

It makes the takes coming from the Sooner message boards look downright sane and reasonable.  I never thought that was possible.

You guys picked a great time to peak.  Because otherwise, dealing with such idiots really takes the fun out of CFB.  

1 hour ago, troph said:

I’m getting amped up feeling like the gal who jumps up on the table in pulp fiction and yells I’ll shoot every last one of ya mother fuckers except I won’t pee myself when Jules comes at me. Let’s fucking go, Georgia going down and not like going down on a lady, I mean getting their asses beat down. Aggies were right, these SEC folk ain’t never seen arrogant like a dominant Texas team. Bring it bitches you can’t handle this. MC hammer, jack Nicholson on that wall, pulp fiction, all of it. Fuck Georgia, fuck the SEC, we gonna run it. 
 

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18 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You guys picked a great time to peak.  Because otherwise, dealing with such idiots really takes the fun out of CFB.  


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1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Who’s going to give directions to the stadium for these nice SEC friends?

come in east until you get to 130, go south on 130 to seguin, connect to I-35, yes I-35 runs right by the stadium, turn south and keep driving.

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

It makes the takes coming from the Sooner message boards look downright sane and reasonable.  I never thought that was possible.

I tried to warn the board.  Genuinely the dumbest football fans I've ever met.  The ones in real life are just as bad as message boards.

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First Spoon plays then Texas beats Georgia?

 

This is giving me Hot thoughts in my mind, all of the time!

7 minutes ago, texasdago said:

First Spoon plays then Texas beats Georgia?

 

This is giving me Hot thoughts in my mind, all of the time!

Everything hitting at once. It’s gonna be Wild, better turn your camera on. 

1 hour ago, Ricky Butler said:

Why is everyone hating on a great Austin  band? Social media is rotting our brains. 
 

 

An Austin band that has been consistently great for over 30 years!

If any of you fuckers actually pass up the chance to see Spoon before we beat Georgia’s ass then kindly give your tickets to someone cool and then kill yourselves 

I saw the banner and was all like…

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Then realized I was too late then was like…

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1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

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I know it's a joke and no one asked - but figured I'd look it up. They were listed 7th on Sunday two years ago for ACL. 

Not a headliner but right on the cusp.

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They were in their prime 10 years ago, tbf. Had a top 10 album in '07 followed by two top 5 albums. 

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6 hours ago, Tomatillo said:

Yes, everyone who wins cheats and everyone who disagrees with you is dumb. We get it. 
 

Zero facts behind your claims UGA cheated. Just jealousy and insecurity by yet another nerdy little bitch in this absolute joke of a fucking fanbase. 
 

Your school is slightly better than mid, your state is below mid educationally, your state is largely garbage, it is surrounded by garbage states of nothingness and none of you dumbasses realize everyone in the world considers you rednecks along with the rest of the south. 

Let me know how the SWC ended, you retarded nerd of a little cocksucking bitch. You may be the dumbest of this idiotic fucking fanbase. 
 

 

Hey little buddy, this conference? You know, the SEC? It's ours now.

I’ve liked Spoon since I was nineteen and still in school waiting on a light on the corner by Sound Exchange.

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

After seeing the Fatwa imbecile and the constant diarrhea on SECrant, I can live with being a short term UT fan.  Fuck there’s some serious idiots out there.  Not even trolls, but people who genuinely believe the BS coming out of their mouths.  

I figure this conference like the rest we have been in is just temporary until the big 10 and sec combine.  Can't wait for secrant when some of those schools are left out.  

I really wish there was more Spoon talk. 

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

After seeing the Fatwa imbecile and the constant diarrhea on SECrant, I can live with being a short term UT fan.  Fuck there’s some serious idiots out there.  Not even trolls, but people who genuinely believe the BS coming out of their mouths.  

You never really had to live near the aggy.  Imagine the Princess Bride scene, where we have built up an immunity to moronic cultists through our proximity poisoning.   

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I really wish there was more Spoon talk. 

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3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I really wish there was more Spoon talk. 

I need to check out this band Spoon eh?

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I really wish there was more Spoon talk. 

 

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