May 11, 20196 yr Have a friend in this situation. 30 days is your upper baseline. It lives in the fat. So don't burn fat (exercise) before the test since burning fat releases what cannabinoids are in your fat cells into your blood (science). Friend is on the lower fat end and had only a faint line (i.e. clean) on the test at 10 days. Recently a heavy smoker. So not bad. But best to know. Drink lots of water. Avoid Golden Seal since they test for that supposedly. Edited May 11, 20196 yr by dcbc
May 11, 20196 yr Thx. I’m a big exercise person, and not a lot of fat on me at all. I’m going to take a test on Sunday I think and see where I am at. Luckily it’s not a rush and I have until mid-June to complete the drug screen. Still, I’d like for this dumb bullshit to be over so I can go back to my routine.
May 11, 20196 yr 15 minutes ago, hookemATL said: Thx. I’m a big exercise person, and not a lot of fat on me at all. I’m going to take a test on Sunday I think and see where I am at. Luckily it’s not a rush and I have until mid-June to complete the drug screen. Still, I’d like for this dumb bullshit to be over so I can go back to my routine. Cool. Just don't work out or do cardio on test day in that case.
May 11, 20196 yr Thanks for the tips. I will get very very very high once all this is done. till then you guys smoke em if you got em.
May 11, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, hookemATL said: Got a new job and have to do the standard 10-panel drug test. Anyone else have to dry out for a bit before for one of these things? I’m trying to give it a good amount of time to flush out of my system but it is kind of annoying to have to do this just bc I smoke weed. From what I understand, given my metabolism and usage, I should be fine after about three weeks or so. I bought some test kits to be 100% sure before I go submit my sample, but I’m curious what others experiences are with this type of thing. Take this. Give it 30-60 days for pot. Pot is fat soluble so stays longer. Coke, meth, heroin, short half-life. https://www.marijuanabreak.com/online-thc-calculator Edited May 11, 20196 yr by Dolemite
May 13, 20196 yr On 5/10/2019 at 7:30 PM, hookemATL said: Got a new job and have to do the standard 10-panel drug test. Anyone else have to dry out for a bit before for one of these things? I’m trying to give it a good amount of time to flush out of my system but it is kind of annoying to have to do this just bc I smoke weed. From what I understand, given my metabolism and usage, I should be fine after about three weeks or so. I bought some test kits to be 100% sure before I go submit my sample, but I’m curious what others experiences are with this type of thing. Go to a head shop and get a Rescue 911 drink....it really works, all you need is about a week and I am a skeptical bastard Edited May 13, 20196 yr by immortal13
May 15, 20196 yr Go the extra week and totally reset your tolerance then get blown away by how easily you get high again. Been about 2 years since I've had a break, looking at maybe doing a no weed June. Probably won't, but I'll think about it.
May 15, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, seven said: Go the extra week and totally reset your tolerance then get blown away by how easily you get high again. Been about 2 years since I've had a break, looking at maybe doing a no weed June. Probably won't, but I'll think about it. It's the thought that counts.
May 16, 20196 yr I took one of the tests I bought and it’s coming up clean. I will probably take my test next week and then get rip roaringly high. Thanks for all the info everyone.
May 16, 20196 yr Need some strain recs, if possible. Looking for a daytime "energetic" strain, and a nighttime knockout strain. Possible candidates researched thus far are - daytime: Strawberry Lemonade, Gorilla Ice Cream, Strawberry Gum nighttime: Blueberry Cookies, GSC, Mango Skunk, Papaya, Pineapple Express
May 16, 20196 yr Daytime: Super Silver Haze, Green Crack Nighttime: Guerilla Glue, Pre 1998 Bubba Kush.
May 16, 20196 yr Thanks. I’ll check those out. Know all about the glue, very well, and have had some haze crosses. Pre 98 BK may be a stretch. Trying to get a list for a visit to a rec state coming up this summer.
May 19, 20196 yr On 5/13/2019 at 5:31 PM, immortal13 said: Go to a head shop and get a Rescue 911 drink....it really works, all you need is about a week and I am a skeptical bastard As long as no one is watching you, I've used urineluck (synthetic urine) from spectrum labs more than a dozen times over the past decade. Get the big bottle (I think 4oz) that's roughly 50 with shipping. Follow instructions, put under your nutsack, go pour it in their cup and profit. Tried and true for multiple people I know including myself. I always keep a bottle around jic and they last a long time too. Girlfriend used one that was a year and a half after it was shipped to us.
May 23, 20196 yr Shit I think my 4 year old kid is on to me, this was some paper he filled out about his dad
May 23, 20196 yr Shit I think my 4 year old kid is on to me, this was some paper he filled out about his dad So busted
June 1, 20196 yr As long as no one is watching you, I've used urineluck (synthetic urine) from spectrum labs more than a dozen times over the past decade. Get the big bottle (I think 4oz) that's roughly 50 with shipping. Follow instructions, put under your nutsack, go pour it in their cup and profit. Tried and true for multiple people I know including myself. I always keep a bottle around jic and they last a long time too. Girlfriend used one that was a year and a half after it was shipped to us. I’ve done this multiple times and it works without fail. My new issue is potentially having to take a hair follicle test. That shit goes back 3 months. Luckily I’m baldish so me cutting my shit real short isn’t an issue. Only other option is to shave my entire body and say in a scuba diver, what do they know. Anyone have any experience beating a hair test?
June 1, 20196 yr 10 hours ago, Sleepygrad said: I’ve done this multiple times and it works without fail. My new issue is potentially having to take a hair follicle test. That shit goes back 3 months. Luckily I’m baldish so me cutting my shit real short isn’t an issue. Only other option is to shave my entire body and say in a scuba diver, what do they know. Anyone have any experience beating a hair test? This is a good place to start https://www.marijuanabreak.com/hair-follicle-drug-test/amp Essentially, if you're a regular everyday smoker that consumes a lot, there's not much hope by way of products. Even if you don't smoke habitually, these products aren't full proof like the synthetic urine. Shaving is an urban legend. I keep my head shaved so if I had to take one of these, they would without a doubt take body hair (usually armpits and chest.) You show up like a grown newborn and it's going to send red flags, without a doubt, since a sample won't be collected. From what I gather, it's all about fooling the test taker kinda like the temperature control you do with the UA. That article mentions hair plugs and extensions but I'm not sure about all that. Could always do a wig or hair piece if you're feeling ballsy enough. Me personally, I'd stop smoking and shaving my hair and then shave all my body hair since apparently it stays there longer, and they'll be forced to take the collection from my head. Then I'd do the regimen they talk about with various shampoos multiple times before the big day. No easy routes on this one tho.
June 1, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said: This is a good place to start https://www.marijuanabreak.com/hair-follicle-drug-test/amp Essentially, if you're a regular everyday smoker that consumes a lot, there's not much hope by way of products. Even if you don't smoke habitually, these products aren't full proof like the synthetic urine. Shaving is an urban legend. I keep my head shaved so if I had to take one of these, they would without a doubt take body hair (usually armpits and chest.) You show up like a grown newborn and it's going to send red flags, without a doubt, since a sample won't be collected. From what I gather, it's all about fooling the test taker kinda like the temperature control you do with the UA. That article mentions hair plugs and extensions but I'm not sure about all that. Could always do a wig or hair piece if you're feeling ballsy enough. Me personally, I'd stop smoking and shaving my hair and then shave all my body hair since apparently it stays there longer, and they'll be forced to take the collection from my head. Then I'd do the regimen they talk about with various shampoos multiple times before the big day. No easy routes on this one tho. yeah, fuck....more and more companies seem to be moving towards the hair follicle testing. I need to find out a way to determine which method the company uses...or just quit smoking.
June 4, 20196 yr On 5/31/2019 at 10:32 PM, Sleepygrad said: I’ve done this multiple times and it works without fail. My new issue is potentially having to take a hair follicle test. That shit goes back 3 months. Luckily I’m baldish so me cutting my shit real short isn’t an issue. Only other option is to shave my entire body and say in a scuba diver, what do they know. Anyone have any experience beating a hair test? I know everyone here agrees but the horse is out of the barn and it ain't going back in. Just stop the testing, and stop preventing people from getting or keeping jobs/rant
June 4, 20196 yr On 6/1/2019 at 10:13 AM, Sleepygrad said: yeah, fuck....more and more companies seem to be moving towards the hair follicle testing. I need to find out a way to determine which method the company uses...or just quit smoking. Or wear a gorilla suit to the lab.
June 5, 20196 yr On 5/23/2019 at 10:50 AM, Quagmire said: Shit I think my 4 year old kid is on to me, this was some paper he filled out about his dad lulz "Hi!"
June 29, 20196 yr Stupid high question: since states can *get away with legalizing cannabis, what prevents cities from doing the same? High. *i know it's still federally prohibited blah blah blah
June 29, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said: Stupid high question: since states can *get away with legalizing cannabis, what prevents cities from doing the same? High. *i know it's still federally prohibited blah blah blah To a degree, Houston, Austin, and Dallas have done that by converting possession of less than 2 oz. or so to a civil penalty.. Basically, cut off criminal enforcement.
June 29, 20196 yr It’s possible, but I don’t think cities want to rock the boat so close to home. There are cities that have decriminalized possession, but full legalization most likely wouldn’t happen. The repercussions just wouldn’t be worth it. Every piece of the puzzle/pie would have to remain within city limits. That means your supply, sales, and consumption. Say Round Rock fully legalized. Now they have to fight against Austin. How does the highway patrol or sheriff dept handle it? Do they only sell to someone with a Round Rock address? KS rolls up from Austin, do they turn him away, assuming he will take it back home? Would the state pull funding from the city? When it’s an entire state it is a bit different. All your law enforcement resources are on the same page. Someone buying in Denver that is from out of state most likely isn’t taking it home. Admittedly though, some do. The risk is less. Here is something interesting. With Illinois going full legal on 1/1/2020, what is to stop people from St Louis going across the bridge to East St Louis on a run? Nothing. And it will happen daily. Let alone Gary, IN over into S Chicago, or Kenosha over into N Chicago, etc. I think it may end up in a similar situation as Washington/Oregon. Major metropolitan areas that border each other could put the pressure on the non-rec side to approve recreational. Colorado wasn’t as big of a deal as there aren’t manor border cities on each side. Sure people drove, but a trip across the river is a daily thing for a lot of people in St Louis. That’s different than a bit of a road trip. It will be interesting to see what goes on in the coming months around all of that.
June 29, 20196 yr On 6/3/2019 at 5:31 PM, CHAD BRISCOE said: man I smorted some glue the other day a This does not surprise me.
July 3, 20196 yr welp, looks like travis county effectively did just that: https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/2019-07-03/travis-county-to-reject-misdemeanor-marijuana-prosecutions/
July 3, 20196 yr Wow. Let’s see if it sticks, or they try over the next year to get their lab accredited. Obviously they shouldn’t bother. Wasted money on top of the money already wasted on the “war.”
July 8, 20196 yr Anyone want tell me where the fuck my remote is?Try the fridge. Next to the jar of Nutella you left open with a spoon sticking out.
July 8, 20196 yr Just now, Patricio Swayze said: Try the fridge. Next to the jar of Nutella you left open with a spoon sticking out. Thanks man your a lifesaver
July 22, 20196 yr Been a spell since I've been on this thread. Thought I'd brag a bit on some good good. That Skywalker is niiiiice.
July 27, 20196 yr On 7/21/2019 at 5:47 PM, SmokeyTheBear said: Been a spell since I've been on this thread. Thought I'd brag a bit on some good good. That Skywalker is niiiiice. Pfffft dat Jack Herer doh....
August 4, 20196 yr On 7/29/2019 at 2:56 PM, Zepol87 said: Have a 9 day work trip to San Diego in a few weeks. Gonna load up. Dumb question from an experienced smoker, but how do you get it back safely? I have plenty of trips to Chicago, Denver, Canada, California and Las Vegas but I’m never sure how to get it back safely to TX? Ive heard everything from no worries, just put it in your suitcase, to fedex it home.
August 4, 20196 yr Dumb question from an experienced smoker, but how do you get it back safely? I have plenty of trips to Chicago, Denver, Canada, California and Las Vegas but I’m never sure how to get it back safely to TX? Ive heard everything from no worries, just put it in your suitcase, to fedex it home. Fedex works great for this. For edibles I just put them in my checked luggage. Coming from Cali or Denver I've never had issues. Done it over 10 times
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