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He was confused by the orange UT and thought he was playing against our secondary from last year.

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Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Did bitchass Cruz show up or are we going to win?

He’s in Boerne for a rally. 

Just now, GabrielsHorn said:

He’s in Boerne for a rally. 

*stone cold beer chug* *pounds Texas -3.5* LFGGGGG

It's TEXAS vs Georgia. Would you fuckers quit cr'ing the damn thread?

Alabama could have had this same 3 and out result 40+ yards farther down the field. 

27 minutes ago, Mittens said:

B1 bombers over Lake Travis. Betting that’s the flyover, not a strike on Lago Vista.

Why not both?

Just now, tejas60 said:

It's TEXAS vs Georgia. Would you fuckers quit cr'ing the damn thread?

He’s a sports jinx, it’s relevant stop crying.

I tell you what. . . . This shit bet not go to Overtime 

aint nobody got time for that GIF

Sarkisian making his comments on the radio show. Prerecorded a couple hours ago, obviously.

2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Fuck Kalen Doboar

Dude he’s great

 Alabama sucks ass now we reversed the curse into them

Just now, D3zii said:

I tell you what. . . . This shit bet not go to Overtime 

aint nobody got time for that GIF

Narrator: it isn't.

2 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Alabama could have had this same 3 and out result 40+ yards farther down the field. 

And a touchdown wins instead of ties

 but they threw a pick anyway

my god, look at the crowd in this bama @ Tennessee game

so many people... so few teeth

Fuck Bama. Nick Saban is a television analyst, and he isn't coming back.

I mean, fuck Tennessee, too. I'm indiscriminate with my SEC fuck yous. 

The B-1Bs kept circling off to the west of Shoal Creek, was wondering when they were going to do their thing.

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

And a touchdown wins instead of ties

 but they threw a pick anyway

Milroe. Consistently the most valuable player for both teams. 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

how to promote smoking 101

he was really struggling to get that lit

Just now, ATXbronco said:

'bama remaining games 

Could be tough to run it out

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Loss to LSU .. 9-3 finish 

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Games hasn't started and I'm already sick of the political commercials, no CR

Just 3 more weeks my man

 

I hate hearing that it's the biggest game at DKR in the history of the program, but it probably is. 

1 hour ago, MillerEP said:

It’s been 16 years since we had 2 top 5 teams playing in DKR.

DMR Fantasy Football League Power Rankings: Week 7 – Daily Mix Report

Who the fuck is quavo 

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3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

'bama remaining games 

Could be tough to run it out

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Lol wut. LSU is the only one with a pulse on that schedule.

Then again they already lost to Vandy and almost SCAR. 

WTF is a total georgia homer the intro doe this game? When Texas is home team?

stupid shit

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