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Wow.  Never heard anything like that from the winning coach.  I'm glad we have Sark.

Who fucking cares? His team smoked us tonight. 

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Of course they smoked us.

Kirby Smart is a giant gaping vagina.

Both are true.

Right now I'm trying to decide who is more of an ass: Harry Kane or Kirby Smart.

Update: I have agreed to a compromise.  Kane is an ass, Smart has a punchable face.

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Neither offense did shit, and a rematch if it happens this year, no D is walking in scared of either QB

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4 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Kirby owns us. We fucking suck.

It’s 1-1.

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I'm not commenting on the game, I'm commenting on the giant gaping vagina that is Kirby Smart.  Fuck that guy, what a puss.

Coach's comments are what we're left with after getting rolled.

Great. 

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Just now, Wally Pryor said:

Coach's comments are what we're left with after getting rolled.

Great. 

Would you trade?

I hope Sark hears that horseshit and remembers who his “friend” is.

Kirby uses whatever he can find to give his team an edge. Can’t fault him for using the call reversal to get his team fired up. Best coach in the game.

 

Fucking dirty cocksucker loser dipshit fuckhead. The football karma will keep coming around to him and them as they keep having arrests and DWIs

Kirby is a girls name

16 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Neither offense did shit, and a rematch if it happens this year, no D is walking in scared of either QB

That adds to the misery of this game. Beck played like shit and the outcome was never really in doubt.

17 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Coach's comments are what we're left with after getting rolled.

Great. 

should we not acknowledge him being a fat cunt?

16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Would you trade?

Nope. Not a fan of coaches with multiple national titles who get sideways with a mic on occasion. 

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5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Kirby uses whatever he can find to give his team an edge. Can’t fault him for using the call reversal to get his team fired up. Best coach in the game.

You linked an old clip in support for Kirby being some kind of Vince Lombardi incarnate?  Fits the posting history, I suppose.  

Kirby earned the right to talk shit. 

He is still is a little bitch and knows what's coming. 

We will get our revenge next year (if not in the SEC championship game this year). 

 

Just now, Wally Pryor said:

Nope. Not a fan of coaches with multiple national titles who get sideways with a mic on occasion. 

Your mouth is sideways on Kirbys little choad rn

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Kirby earned the right to talk shit. 

He is still is a little bitch and knows what's coming. 

We will get our revenge next year (if not in the SEC championship game this year). 

 

That wasn’t talking shit. That was complaining after a win.

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Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Kirby earned the right to talk shit.

Agreed.  I'm not against shit-talking, I'm against bitching about refs when the refs got it right, AND you won the game.  Kirby is a giant gaping vagina (as I said).

If you want to trade Kirby for Sark, you are the guy who thinks Zangief is better than Ryu. 

Can't stand Kirby. He's a whiney crybaby. The guy whines to the refs non-stop. He reminds me of Mulkey, the LSU chick basketball coach. Both act the same. The better team won tonight, but the season isn't over. Texas will be in the CFP.

7 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Nope. Not a fan of coaches with multiple national titles who get sideways with a mic on occasion. 

This guy thinks Switzer is awesome!

13 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Kirby uses whatever he can find to give his team an edge. Can’t fault him for using the call reversal to get his team fired up. Best coach in the game

He lost to Kalen Debouer. Lol at “best coach in the game”

29 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Coach's comments are what we're left with after getting rolled.

Great. 

Teams can afford to get rolled. That's going to be a thing moving forward.

College football is going to be more like the NFL in that regard.

 

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He lost to Kalen Debouer. Lol at “best coach in the game”

Back to back national champion dipshit. Also, Kalen DeBoer beat us last year too in case you’ve forgotten.

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40 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Who fucking cares? His team smoked us tonight. 

We'll smoke em on the rebound 

15 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Kirby earned the right to talk shit. 

He is still is a little bitch and knows what's coming. 

We will get our revenge next year (if not in the SEC championship game this year). 

 

Next year?

We aren't finished. 

13 minutes ago, Bevo20 said:

The better team won tonight

Wrong 

I love Sark. I think he is a phenomenal coach and is an inspiration for those of us in recovery.  I support him on a higher level than any other UT coach I have ever rooted for.

That being said I’d rather have him have this attitude after a win.

then saying shit like this after a loss

 

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So you support a coach who bitches about calls after a victory than one who correctly assesses his team's shortcomings after a loss?

You're consistent, I'll give you that.  

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I love Sark. I think he is a phenomenal coach and is an inspiration for those of us in recovery.  I support him on a higher level than any other UT coach I have ever rooted for.

That being said I’d rather have him have this attitude after a win.

then saying shit like this after a loss

 

That fat cuck talking like he didn't lose to Bama. 

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

So you support a coach who bitches about calls after a victory than one who correctly assesses his team's shortcomings after a loss?

You're consistent, I'll give you that.  

Bitching about calls and the media pregame picks= killer dude!

Kirby is trying to bully future refs and get in their heads. And you know what?? It will work. This is SEC, you have to be nuts and over the top and fight 

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I love Sark. I think he is a phenomenal coach and is an inspiration for those of us in recovery.  I support him on a higher level than any other UT coach I have ever rooted for.

That being said I’d rather have him have this attitude after a win.

then saying shit like this after a loss

 

I too would rather have a coach who says things after WINNING as opposed to saying things after LOSING. Hot take, I know.

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1 minute ago, ChemicalHorn said:

I too would rather have a coach who says things after WINNING as opposed to saying things after LOSING. Hot take, I know.

Would that include supporting the coach who won his conference championship game in 2023, as opposed to the one who didn't?

I know, this shit is tricky.  I'll let you catch up.

I'd really like to lay in a deep side kick into Kirby's fat belly.

 

Texas fans supporting Kirby Smart in 2024, what a weird timeline we live in. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wow.  Never heard anything like that from the winning coach.  I'm glad we have Sark.

he really is a whiner

53 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Fucking dirty cocksucker loser dipshit fuckhead. The football karma will keep coming around to him and them as they keep having arrests and DWIs

and ejections due to targeting, don't forget those

53 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Kirby is a girls name

kirby GIF

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Would that include supporting the coach who won his conference championship game in 2023, as opposed to the one who didn't?

I know, this shit is tricky.  I'll let you catch up.

We shit Mike gundy down!!

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