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10 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

So Aggy doesn’t allow you to keep caps to any beverage.

I didn’t determine if they’ve always done this, afraid of their fans throwing shit (certainly not upstanding aggy fans) or if it started after the Texas/UGA game… but I was bewildered grabbing a water from one of their “grab and go” markets and seeing two dudes at the exit holding trash bags telling me to drop the cap…

I overheard some aggy behind me talking about bringing his own caps, I shit you not. 

They did this at a concert at Moody the other night.  I found it quite odd and don't understand the purpose.

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They did this at a concert at Moody the other night.  I found it quite odd and don't understand the purpose.

Predators appreciate being able to hand their victims opened containers.

42 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The only big one I recall was his set of choices when Meyer said no. Sonny Dykes being the big one.

I wasn’t a big fan of seeing the basketball program getting boxed into the Terry hiring but I’m not sure how it could have really been handled differently. I also don’t think I voiced much on that one.

I wish he’d fire Kelly, but I get why he hasn’t.

Those are nits being picked.

I’ve dealt with the guy on multiple occasions since the Meyer effort. I’d take him over every other choice across the landscape at this point. Hope he’s running things for 20+ more years, personally.

Sometimes @Rimbo and anyone else here can put words in my mouth. I don’t think I’ve given CDC much criticism in years. 

Who is Kelly?  I need something to be upset about...

44 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They did this at a concert at Moody the other night.  I found it quite odd and don't understand the purpose.

Empty plastic bottles don't go far or have much impact. A full bottle with no cap is difficult to throw without spilling all over yourself.

5 minutes ago, Gandalfish said:

Empty plastic bottles don't go far or have much impact. A full bottle with no cap is difficult to throw without spilling all over yourself.

Yeah it's a safety measure. Most large venues do it. Surprised DKR does not.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Mack Brown shit himself on the sidelines at the Cotton Bowl every October. 

 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The only big one I recall was his set of choices when Meyer said no. Sonny Dykes being the big one.

I wasn’t a big fan of seeing the basketball program getting boxed into the Terry hiring but I’m not sure how it could have really been handled differently. I also don’t think I voiced much on that one.

I wish he’d fire Kelly, but I get why he hasn’t.

Those are nits being picked.

I’ve dealt with the guy on multiple occasions since the Meyer effort. I’d take him over every other choice across the landscape at this point. Hope he’s running things for 20+ more years, personally.

Sometimes @Rimbo and anyone else here can put words in my mouth. I don’t think I’ve given CDC much criticism in years. 

My apologies. I do remember you being pretty upset about that and vaguely about other things. Small things.

It was all about the rhyme. If I knew you drove a Corvette, I could've gone for three.

16 minutes ago, Gandalfish said:

Empty plastic bottles don't go far or have much impact. A full bottle with no cap is difficult to throw without spilling all over yourself.

Because some drunk spilling his drink on another drunk in front of him and starting a brawl is way better 

11 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

So Aggy doesn’t allow you to keep caps to any beverage.

I didn’t determine if they’ve always done this, afraid of their fans throwing shit (certainly not upstanding aggy fans) or if it started after the Texas/UGA game… but I was bewildered grabbing a water from one of their “grab and go” markets and seeing two dudes at the exit holding trash bags telling me to drop the cap…

I overheard some aggy behind me talking about bringing his own caps, I shit you not. 

Uncover!

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

They did this at a concert at Moody the other night.  I found it quite odd and don't understand the purpose.

Makes it easier to get the roofie in there

True story: Years ago, I pissed on the 50 yard line of Kyle Field

No biggie. This years aggy squad did the same thing last Saturday.
16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Guess who is upset at this development?  That's right, it's this guy:

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Maybe i'll fucking read it if you release your updated rankings douche nozzle.

3 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

Yeah it's a safety measure. Most large venues do it. Surprised DKR does not.

Glad my kids are grown... can't imagine trying to get 4-6 open waters back to my seats without having to make multiple trips.

5 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

Who is Kelly?  I need something to be upset about...

Our soccer coach.

1 hour ago, Drew said:

Maybe i'll fucking read it if you release your updated rankings douche nozzle.

He didn't put out rankings last week either.

He's a pussy.

6 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

Who is Kelly?  I need something to be upset about...

 

40 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Our soccer coach.

To the point, the last of the Plonsky hires. A great recruiter and a terrible gameday coach who doesn't seem capable of learning. Objectively, she should have been fired long ago. They won the SEC tournament this year, but not the conference and don't win nearly as often as they should in the NCAA tournament, this year included.

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Glad my kids are grown... can't imagine trying to get 4-6 open waters back to my seats without having to make multiple trips.

You have 10 fingers don't you?  Stick each finger in the water bottle.  Then when your family won't drink them you are set.

5 hours ago, Gandalfish said:

Empty plastic bottles don't go far or have much impact. A full bottle with no cap is difficult to throw without spilling all over yourself.

That's not true at all.  You just grab the bottle by the neck and sling it overhand, letting the centrifugal force keep the liquid in the bottle as it spins.

 

Uhhh, or so I would infer based on my vast knowledge of physics.  Yeah.  That's it.

25 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

That's not true at all.  You just grab the bottle by the neck and sling it overhand, letting the centrifugal force keep the liquid in the bottle as it spins.

 

Uhhh, or so I would infer based on my vast knowledge of physics.  Yeah.  That's it.

Should definitely experiment with this at the next tailgate.

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Glad my kids are grown... can't imagine trying to get 4-6 open waters back to my seats without having to make multiple trips.

Yeah it's a pain in the ass for sure. Especially at concerts if there's no cup holders in the chairs.

I also hate how most places only sell enormous 22 oz beers for $18 or whatever now. I'll take a 12 oz for $10, thanks. Those 22 oz beers either get warm or get spilled if there's no cup holders on the seats.

3 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Glad my kids are grown... can't imagine trying to get 4-6 open waters back to my seats without having to make multiple trips.

Buying 4-6 waters at DKR is quite the subtle humblebrag.

18 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

Yeah it's a pain in the ass for sure. Especially at concerts if there's no cup holders in the chairs.

I also hate how most places only sell enormous 22 oz beers for $18 or whatever now. I'll take a 12 oz for $10, thanks. Those 22 oz beers either get warm or get spilled if there's no cup holders on the seats.

Maybe you should ask your husband to help you finish that 22 oz beer in a timely manner.

/surly

 

19 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

No power rankings?

Wait, really - he never did a final regular season power rankings??

17 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Wait, really - he never did a final regular season power rankings??

Or after the loss to barn.

19 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

So Aggy doesn’t allow you to keep caps to any beverage.

I didn’t determine if they’ve always done this, afraid of their fans throwing shit (certainly not upstanding aggy fans) or if it started after the Texas/UGA game… but I was bewildered grabbing a water from one of their “grab and go” markets and seeing two dudes at the exit holding trash bags telling me to drop the cap…

I overheard some aggy behind me talking about bringing his own caps, I shit you not. 

The thinking is you can’t get distance without a cap/it’ll get the people in front of you wet, and that will regulate itself. I know we like to laugh at aggy, but their policy changed after the Georgia-Texas game 

9 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Predators appreciate being able to hand their victims opened containers.

This is the part I dont get. There is a very slim chance the people throw the bottles on the field. There is a nonzero chance that you either have someone slip something in your drink or you spill it everywhere. It is a dumb policy. 

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Uncover!

Makes it easier to get the roofie in there

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2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

That's not true at all.  You just grab the bottle by the neck and sling it overhand, letting the centrifugal force keep the liquid in the bottle as it spins.

 

Uhhh, or so I would infer based on my vast knowledge of physics.  Yeah.  That's it.

I hate to tell you this but if you grab the bottle by the neck the sling it overhand the centrifugal force will shoot the water right out of the neck because the bottle will be rotating with the base on the inside and the neck on the out side

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Bitching about beers being 10oz too large…what happened to this place?

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A bunch of Quinn's on this site these days

A bunch of Quinn's what?

I hate to tell you this but if you grab the bottle by the neck the sling it overhand the centrifugal force will shoot the water right out of the neck because the bottle will be rotating with the base on the inside and the neck on the out side

This thread is quickly approaching the classic HF thread about whether or not an airplane could take off from a treadmill.
2 hours ago, scottsins said:


This thread is quickly approaching the classic HF thread about whether or not an airplane could take off from a treadmill.

Kevin can kick a chimp’s ass thread is down the hall…

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This was one of the top five moments of the season for me. You could sense how much it fired up the team, and it fired me up as well and made me proud.

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