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What a dumb argument, he swung.  It's like a pitch at your head that hits your bat when you drop down but don't get your bat down is a foul.  Shit happens.

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  • We fucking did it.  Fuck yes.  What a comeback.  What grit.  Demons exercised.  Fucking hell mother fucking yes.  Fuck yes.   We fucking did it.

  • LOL, how do you manage to consistently be so wrong?  Pitcher sprints for the bag regardless of who is batting.  Cole should have been going to the bag and Rizzo should have charged the ball more, both

  • Just to pile on helo - when i skimmed his slew of "i quit" and "this series is over" posts after game one, I was not aware he titled his 2024 Yankees thread, "Never Surrender."

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Hudson REALLY hates yankees

Why is Hudson still in there?

46 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

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Wow. Fuck the Yankees and their bitchass fans.

On a related note, fuck the Dodgers and their bitchass fans.

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Absolute ass of a decision. Saw that coming around the vorner

Dan Hudson seems like he sucks

15 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Of course they get a hero’s exit

 

So, what was the final call? (Can't watch right now) Looked like he caught it and had it for plenty of time for it to be called a catch.

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Just now, Beau Vine said:

STFU Smoltz.

Do you stand on the beach and negotiate with the ocean to stop being wet?  Do you bargain with Mt Everest so that it does not stand so tall?   Do you treat with the moon in an effort to stop its phases?   
 

No you do not because these things shall not come to pass until the earth tumbles into the sun.  
 

Neither do you ask John Andrew Smoltz to keep his fucking yap closed.  
 

Did he just say the front of the bag is the quickest way to first?

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Holy shit.  John Smoltz is explaining that the front of the bag is closer than the middle or back of the bag.  
star get GIF 

That looks like a radiation registration tattoo on Girl's neck

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

STFU Smoltz.

Este. Smoltz is literally the single worst thing about watching baseball on TV.

3 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Did he just say the front of the bag is the quickest way to first?

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

12 minutes ago, wood said:

Este. Smoltz is literally the single worst thing about watching baseball on TV.

Forces me every year to turn on radio announcers.

sterling and Susan are harder to handle though, so it’s the dodgers crew

Safe.  Another rbi for Freddie.

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Thank God he touched the front of the bag.  

Yankees are going to get those two assholes from Right Field soon to be relief pitchers.

 

43 minutes ago, wood said:

So, what was the final call? (Can't watch right now) Looked like he caught it and had it for plenty of time for it to be called a catch.

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This Stand Up For Cancer this is so backward during the middle of a game.  And absolutely stupid timing.

can we not do this shit before the start of game 1? do we really need to interrupt all of the hoopla and adrenaline to pause the game to think about cancer? shit is so aggravating. 

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Hype it up let's go let's go.

Now I want everyone to stop and think of all their dead relatives who died a horrific painful death from a disease that disintegrated their body down to nothin and turned them into someone who was unnoticeable from their normal self and that we have no cure for.

now play ball

5 minutes ago, Derka said:

can we not do this shit before the start of game 1? do we really need to interrupt all of the hoopla and adrenaline to pause the game to think about cancer? shit is so aggravating. 

Visa would never do this

they out doing ‘Murica shit like squashing any and all potential competitors

https://www.justice.gov/opa/video/justice-department-sues-visa-monopolizing-debit-markets

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Hype it up let's go let's go.

Now I want everyone to stop and think of all their dead relatives who died a horrific painful death from a disease that disintegrated their body down to nothin and turned them into someone who was unnoticeable from their normal self and that we have no cure for.

now play ball

oh and here’s a never-ending commercial break where you’ll see extended cut commercials for rx drugs with an interminable list of horrific side effects. NOBODY FORGET HOW SICK EVERYONE IS!!!

We may lose this one, but we won't make it easy for them

3 minutes ago, Derka said:

oh and here’s a never-ending commercial break where you’ll see extended cut commercials for rx drugs with an interminable list of horrific side effects. NOBODY FORGET HOW SICK EVERYONE IS!!!

The sad reality is, that's what all that is really fucking about.

27 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

We may lose this one, but we won't make it easy for them

nobody sane expected a sweep.  

2 hours ago, txhorns said:

Those two guys should be banned for life.  They didn’t just try to go for the ball.  They grabbed Betts’ wrists and glove and were pulling/twisting them.  That could have caused serious injury.  Should be a lifetime ban from MLB games.

 

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

you are 100% correct.  Charge those fucks with assault. 

if judge wasn't a cunt, he would have gone out there Dave Grohl style, and ejected those assholes personally.  

I fell asleep and just woke up to see this. I assumed Betts had gone for a ball and a fan had tried punching him or poking his eyes out. Holy shit you guys are massive pussies. They barely tugged on his glove.

I fell asleep and just woke up to see this. I assumed Betts had gone for a ball and a fan had tried punching him or poking his eyes out. Holy shit you guys are massive pussies. They barely tugged on his glove.

Sure

On a force out, I thought that was out?

16 minutes ago, Helobious said:

 

I fell asleep and just woke up to see this. I assumed Betts had gone for a ball and a fan had tried punching him or poking his eyes out. Holy shit you guys are massive pussies. They barely tugged on his glove.

Yeah sure. The look on this dude's face as he is prying the ball out of the glove is amusing. Guy and his friend probably paid 2 grand to watch 5 outs, great job idiot. 

 

 

Guess we'll be here tomorrow night too

Just noticed the ump has the "88" on his mask. Given the racist implications couldn't they have skipped that number?

2 minutes ago, beer said:

Just noticed the ump has the "88" on his mask. Given the racist implications couldn't they have skipped that number?

I’m 52 and had no idea that was a thing. I always just think of Dale Jr. 

6 minutes ago, beer said:

Just noticed the ump has the "88" on his mask. Given the racist implications couldn't they have skipped that number?

Somebody better let Michael Irvin know

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

We may lose this one, but we won't make it easy for them

How’d that turn out?

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