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3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Helo will chime in any minute now saying those two should get busts in Monument Park for trying so hard to help their team.

Of course, Jomboy loved it. 

 

He calls it assault here in his mini-breakdown and calls one of the guys a doofus. Cry more.

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Whatever.  The dodgers will be popping corks in the next couple of days.

 

Maybe the yanks are drinking champagne tonight...after all, Judge got a base hit. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Whatever.  The dodgers will be popping corks in the next couple of days.

 

Maybe the yanks are drinking champagne tonight...after all, Judge got a base hit. 

Look Aaron Judge came up in a big spot when his team really needed him. He was facing the best reliever named Honeywell in major league history and he came through with a thunderous RBI that made a 6 run lead into an insurmountable deficit. This is what Cashman had in mind when he gave him that big contract and he came through like aggy in all their big football games since 1939. 

9 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Yeah sure. The look on this dude's face as he is prying the ball out of the glove is amusing. Guy and his friend probably paid 2 grand to watch 5 outs, great job idiot. 

 

 

That was nuts.  Never seen anything like it.  What did they think they were going to accomplish?

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How’d that turn out?

I'll take a 3-1 series lead over a 1-3 series deficit.
13 hours ago, Helobious said:
How’d that turn out?


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Part of me is pleased that we'll have at least one more game.  With that said, fuck the Yankees and their douchebag fans.

13 hours ago, Helobious said:

 

I fell asleep and just woke up to see this. I assumed Betts had gone for a ball and a fan had tried punching him or poking his eyes out. Holy shit you guys are massive pussies. They barely tugged on his glove.

Your favorite team was playing in the championship game and you fell asleep?  As for the two fans, they grabbed both of his wrists, they held the wrist there over the wall pulling on them.  Mookie is pretty short and it was a high wall, there was a serious threat of a significant wrist injury in that moment.  Fuck anyone downplaying or flat out defending these guys.  The fan said in an interview that he is allowed to go back to Game 5 tonight, if that is true then every Yankee player, coach, employee and fan deserves to be raped by a rusty sword.

What they did is no different than a fan tackling a wide receiver who is trying to make a sideline catch.  They should be banned from all future MLB games.

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14 minutes ago, txhorns said:

if that is true then every Yankee player, coach, employee and fan deserves to be raped by a rusty sword.

you sound like a well-adjusted person

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

Part of me is pleased that we'll have at least one more game.  With that said, fuck the Yankees and their douchebag fans.

Yeah Dodger fans are awesome. 

31 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah Dodger fans are awesome. 

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1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

Part of me is pleased that we'll have at least one more game.  With that said, fuck the Yankees and their douchebag fans.

Agreed.  Not quite ready for the great void to be upon us.

How many people have Dodger fans straight up murdered or almost murdered after games in recent years? It’s been a handful 

37 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah Dodger fans are awesome. 

FWIW, I'm not a Dodgers fan.

And I should have said in my prior post that you are excluded from the "douchebag" comment because you're reasonable.  Mea culpa.      

 

can't believe the guys name is Capobianco...can't get anymore New Yaaak Goombah than that.

47 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

FWIW, I'm not a Dodgers fan.

And I should have said in my prior post that you are excluded from the "douchebag" comment because you're reasonable.  Mea culpa.      

 

Just saying not sure either of these fanbases is winning awards for decorum. Not apologizing for the Yankee dbags that fucked with Betts. You had that Dodger idiot in G1 with interference.

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1 hour ago, txhorns said:

Your favorite team was playing in the championship game and you fell asleep?  As for the two fans, they grabbed both of his wrists, they held the wrist there over the wall pulling on them.  Mookie is pretty short and it was a high wall, there was a serious threat of a significant wrist injury in that moment.  Fuck anyone downplaying or flat out defending these guys.  The fan said in an interview that he is allowed to go back to Game 5 tonight, if that is true then every Yankee player, coach, employee and fan deserves to be raped by a rusty sword.

MLB stepped in and banned them from G5.

10 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

MLB stepped in and banned them from G5.

Weak sauce as per usual by Manfraud, should have been banned a lot longer

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Just saying not sure either of these fanbases is winning awards for decorum. Not apologizing for the Yankee dbags that fucked with Betts. You had that Dodger idiot in G1 with interference.

That's the kind of stupid interference you expect though.  Someone gets caught up in the moment and doesn't think about a players also going for the ball.  What those 2 dumbfucks did last night might be unprecedented. 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

How many people have Dodger fans straight up murdered or almost murdered after games in recent years? It’s been a handful 

If those guys had done that at Dodger Stadium, that number might have increased by 2.

46 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

can't believe the guys name is Capobianco...can't get anymore New Yaaak Goombah than that.

I can believe it. If you have ever sat out anywhere in the sections near right field that name has many others like it nearby. I used to sit in 203 regularly and the things I heard in that section were just incredible to hear people say about the guy in right field. The Jay Bruce 2017 game 4 against Cleveland game was, well, I have still never heard both adults and kids say and do the things they did that night. It was solely because he had been with the Mets before the trade deadline. 

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11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Extreme DUI...just short of Ultra DUI, which gets you to the Mendoza Line.

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Can she hit a curve? If so let’s get her batting after Soto. 

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

MLB stepped in and banned them from G5.

 

58 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Weak sauce as per usual by Manfraud, should have been banned a lot longer

If the last several years is any indication, that punishment very well could be the equivalent of a lifetime ban from WS games at Yankee Stadium. 

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

She was thinking she could get it to "hihi" and they wouldn't know

No surprise to see Yankees fans being total trash. Now the guy is complaining that his little brother can't use the season tickets tonight!

3 hours ago, txhorns said:

Your favorite team was playing in the championship game and you fell asleep?  As for the two fans, they grabbed both of his wrists, they held the wrist there over the wall pulling on them.  Mookie is pretty short and it was a high wall, there was a serious threat of a significant wrist injury in that moment.  Fuck anyone downplaying or flat out defending these guys.  The fan said in an interview that he is allowed to go back to Game 5 tonight, if that is true then every Yankee player, coach, employee and fan deserves to be raped by a rusty sword.

If he had gone back quietly the would never have known. Instead he opened his giant flap. Fucking dumbass.

20 minutes ago, n64ra said:

No surprise to see Yankees fans being total trash. Now the guy is complaining that his little brother can't use the season tickets tonight!

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Just saying not sure either of these fanbases is winning awards for decorum. Not apologizing for the Yankee dbags that fucked with Betts. You had that Dodger idiot in G1 with interference.

Understood.  No fanbase is perfectly well-behaved.

The game 1 incident was different from last night's arm wrestling match, though.   The guy in game 1 didn't grab a player's arm, hold on to it, pry open the player's glove, etc.  He just reached into the field of play to catch a ball.  That's fan interference as well, but that kind of interference happens from time to time [*coughjeffreymeiercough*] and doesn't involve physical contact with the player.  The incident last night?  I had never seen anything like that in an MLB game.  

I'm trying to imagine the equivalent in another sport. It'd be like someone with floor seats at an NBA game grabbing someone's arm as they attempt a 3.

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6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Still one of the best gifs ever. You couldn’t find more stereotypical New York guidos if you tried. 

6 hours ago, txhorns said:

Your favorite team was playing in the championship game and you fell asleep? 

Fake silver chains from Amazon are heavy and tire you out.

i reacted aloud before he even hit the ball, that’s how bad that first pitch fastball was.

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