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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Also next to Oregon, where Texas has…Louisiana. 

Boudan balls.

I rest my case.

Anyone who voted yesterday go vote again today? Don’t forget to stop at just one ballot!

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Done and done. Eat shit fascists. 

4 hours ago, Nuge said:

Those folks stay on the other side of the Cascades.  It's all poly libtards over here by Portland.  

Thinking about starting a Smiths cover band and calling it Pescado Rojo and the Polly Libtards. 

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Thinking about starting a Smiths cover band and calling it Pescado Rojo and the Polly Libtards. 

Looking for a bass player?

16 minutes ago, Nuge said:

Looking for a bass player?

you're in! 

It took about an hour at the Leander library, but got my vote in today. LFG

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My niece in the UK turned 18 in August (no pics ya filthy animals); she's a dual US/UK citizen. She just missed being able to help vote out the Tories but has already returned her ballot for our election. When I talked to her today she was so excited to have voted - glad it seems to be the same rite of passage for her that it was for me. One more youth vote in the bank!

Voted in Fort Bend County this morning around 9:45am.  Line was out the door about 100 deep, took little over 30 minutes.  They said it's been this way since yesterday and have never seen voter turnout so early so strong before.  They ran out of "I Voted" stickers twice already  (I've leave the - how do you do that on day 2??? till later as at least they haven't run out of anything else yet)

God I hope we get lucky and get rid of Nehls.

Voted in Travis County today, at the Gus Garcia Rec Center on E. Rundberg. This was just before 5 pm, waited in line about half an hour.

 

 

12 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Hey! I don't rent!

Squatting is worse, friendo. 

At 3:30 there were 6 or 7 people in line for about 10 machines at Westminster Presbyterian Church on Exposition in Austin.  In and out.  Less than 10 minutes in line. 

7 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


God I hope we get lucky and get rid of Nehls.

lol. That’s cute. I haven’t seen any polling but it feels like that clown is a lifer after the gerrymandering. 

Nehls is definitely a lifer as it stands. Will win by 25%+ until a serious candidate can be found to run against him. Fort Bend Dems also having to deal with KP George / Talan Patel fake Facebook post saga.

Sister voted for the good guys in AZ.

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Voted in Fort Bend yesterday afternoon at the Cinco library. Lime was out the door, and probably took just under an hour. Felt good to vote against Trump, again. The “poll watcher” there was comical. Some 5’3 grandma, fucking lol. What is even the point? 
 

Fuck Cruz too. 

Voted yesterday. Decided to skip the crowds and went the request a mail ballot option.  Filled out and dropped off. 

Voted in Fort Bend yesterday afternoon at the Cinco library. Lime was out the door, and probably took just under an hour. Felt good to vote against Trump, again. The “poll watcher” there was comical. Some 5’3 grandma, fucking lol. What is even the point? 
 
Fuck Cruz too. 

You might have been there at the same time as my parents. Thanks for canceling out their vote.
4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


You might have been there at the same time as my parents. Thanks for canceling out their vote.

I got you boo. 

Voted last night in Travis Co. Spent the afternoon with my pup and hot drunk. Then made tacos for the wife.

Voted this morning in Williamson County. Lines were still pretty long even going early in the morning.

Put my blue drop into the red ocean. Everybody go vote!

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Voted yesterday at Renner Frankford library in Dallas in collin county. Line was approximately 100 people long and took 30 minutes to get through. Fuck the christofascists.

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Voted this morning in Williamson County. Lines were still pretty long even going early in the morning.

Put my blue drop into the red ocean. Everybody go vote!

Maybe the state but you know Wilco went for Biden, right? 

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Voted, in and out, finished quickly, like my attempts at sex. Fuck you, Donald.

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Maybe the state but you know Wilco went for Biden, right? 

Yes. That was awesome.

Very interested to interested to see how that shifts this time.

But the state is what gets electoral votes. We aren't Nebraska or Maine, though I wish we were in this one very specific way.

3 hours ago, theaveragejon said:

Voted in Fort Bend yesterday afternoon at the Cinco library. Lime was out the door, and probably took just under an hour. Felt good to vote against Trump, again. The “poll watcher” there was comical. Some 5’3 grandma, fucking lol. What is even the point? 
 

Fuck Cruz too. 

 

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:


You might have been there at the same time as my parents. Thanks for canceling out their vote.

But did you vote at least twice to cancel out both parents? Or, better yet, three times to make the differential +1?

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Took longer to walk to the polling location than it did to vote.  Not mad at the Longhorn on the sticker...but the young man with the a&m baseball cap that handed it to me seemed miffed...😏🤘🏾20241023_113031.thumb.jpg.14749ca6d9feb7863ecde9d4befa5fe5.jpg

22 minutes ago, Txangel9910 said:

Took longer to walk to the polling location than it did to vote.  Not mad at the Longhorn on the sticker...but the young man with the a&m baseball cap that handed it to me seemed miffed...😏🤘🏾20241023_113031.thumb.jpg.14749ca6d9feb7863ecde9d4befa5fe5.jpg

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Fifteen bucks on Amazon. Thank me later.

Just now, royiv said:

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Fifteen bucks on Amazon. Thank me later.

Lol!  This shirt is older than the entire football team...probably time to turn it into a quilt anyway.  But thank you!!

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Voted at Austin City Hall at noon. No line.  Fuck you MAGA.

Voted in Hewitt. Waited about 30mins. Paper ballots now instead of machines.  There was plenty of conversation around me about people not trusting either option. 

 

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In and out in 20 minutes. Davila Harris on site. She declined to comment about JD Vance's thoughts on childless women. "That's exactly why you have not earned my vote. No independent spine."

 

Daughter voted with me. She hasn't missed a vote since she turned 18.

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Today I voted with my wife and our youngest, which was her first time voting. Sure, I was up most of the night working, but a couple of hours sleep and a Bloody Mary put me right in the zone. Some bootlicker was holding a sign for Hipolito (R), outside the council chambers where early voting took place, and I was happy to tell him I vote for Americans, not traitors. For some inexplicable reason, this pissed my wife off. 
 

Edited to report the whole process took maybe ten minutes.

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90 min to vote at Bexar County precinct station. Got in line at 10:30AM out the door at noon.

90 min wait worth it to vote against the assholes of Trump et al

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Grabbed stickers in both languages because fuck those pinche pendejos.

New Travis County Children and Family Courthouse, ZERO line or wait.

Go out there and exercise your fuck you rights.

On 10/21/2024 at 3:41 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Voted. Took me maybe 2 minutes off my normal work route to the drop box after receiving my ballot in the mail and completing it in the comfort of my home. 

Follow Up: received text that afternoon that ballot was received, and a text this morning saying ballot was accepted.  
 

I guess the only thing this system doesn’t do that the Texas in-person system does is give a voter the chance to double check their selections on the paper ballot that is generated.  I need to correctly complete the ballot. I guess I could log in and see if my vote choices are displayed but I assume they are not. 

Voted at the Nacogdoches County Courthouse this morning. It was busy but there was no line. Paper ballot and in/out in less than 10 minutes.

Depressing that there were so many uncontested races on the ballot this time. The voucher supporting hag that beat out Travis Clardy in the primary has no one running against her.

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Found a line short enough that my wife could take it.  About 20 minutes in downtown Bryan.  Two votes for Truth, Justice, and The American Way cast.  Not one vote for a republican.

Oh, and my wife was offered the option to go to the head of the line, but she chose to stay with me.  Thanks to all of you who let me know about that.

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Voted on Monday and my son who is a senior at UT voted at the LBJ School of Public Affairs today.  There's one thing I did right in life was to raise a son who is a liberal Democrat through and through!

Voted New Braunfels took 1 hour 30 mins  account wife forgot her license. Profiling it sure looked like a bunch of fucking trumpers in line.

Took 30 minutes in Belterra at 2pm today.  Line was starting to get longer though.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

how long was the 30 minute line? from inside the hall, inside the building or outside the building?

Start of the hallway in the lobby area

Got in line at Randall's on Slaughter/Brodie (Travis Co) about 1:20pm today.  All wrapped up in an hour.  Line was outside the building, but in the shade. 

Bought a 2.5lb bag of candy corn to celebrate.  No, I am not a great big fat person, but could be if I tried.

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3 hours ago, Txangel9910 said:

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

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Voted against all the fascist fucks this afternoon. Five minutes in and out at Arbor Walk.

fiancé and I just voted at Pleasant Hill Library - took about an hour. My sister this morning and my folks yesterday in Dallas Co means +5 for the good guys

voted at the Fair Oaks Ranch PD (where Kendall and Bexar Counties meet) yesterday... took about 2 hours to get it done....  First time I've ever seen a presidential election voting site with ZERO signs for any candidate who was not Republican.

Done. Fuck turnip and Cruz.

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Hour and a half, but I’m done.

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