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8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I just voted. Meaning I dropped my mail-in ballot at the post office since I’ll be out of the country on Tuesday.

If there are any single Democratic women Power Drinking Tuesday night on the cruise as they watch election results, my getting laid odds go waaaay up.*  There is just something sexy about an older man in a Walz camo hat.
 

* Women married to insufferable MAGATs who endured the month leading up to the election are not excluded.  I will gladly fill their hand in a welcoming gesture across the aisle.   Or alternatively, shake their hand with my hand. 

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Voted at our local library. It was pretty crowded but the line moved fast. Probably took 20 minutes total. They cheered 4 first time voters while we were there. The vote total on the wall was at least 3,000 for the day. 

Same. The operation to prevent fuckery was obvious. 
 

Same. is it that way everywhere in Texas?

Voted at McNeil High. Didnt see Fitlump this time.

36 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Voted at our local library. It was pretty crowded but the line moved fast. Probably took 20 minutes total. They cheered 4 first time voters while we were there. The vote total on the wall was at least 3,000 for the day. 

That's fucking killer!

11 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


Same. is it that way everywhere in Texas?

That’s how it was in collin county

21 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


Same. is it that way everywhere in Texas?

It was like that in Beaumont.

42 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


Same. is it that way everywhere in Texas?

That's how they did it in Williamson County too.

1 hour ago, butthurt said:

It was like that in Beaumont.

Same in Comal. They did explain it was required by the Texas Secretary of State and didn't understand the legality of the requirement but they needed to do it.

When it actually happened I felt like I was asked to play a game of three card Monte with blank cards.

Voted Wednesday.  It was Red Ribbon Week at School, and Wednesday just happened to be "Wear Red" Day.  I kept  turning in all directions so people could see my shirt was a William Jewell Swimming shirt. 

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14 hours ago, BearSchlong said:


Same. is it that way everywhere in Texas?

Was the same in south Collin Co. 

Boom. Haven’t missed a national election since I became eligible in 1992.

Granted, is DC, but I take my democracy seriously. 

 

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My wife and I early voted in San Antonio. Count two more votes for Democrats up and down the ballot.

My wife and I early voted in San Antonio. Count two more votes for Democrats up and down the ballot.

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Just voted with my 6 year old daughter in virginia.   Took less than 5 minutes, which included explaining and reading the whole ballot to her.  I told her I was voting for her.

Confirmed that my son and his girlfriend voted for Harris and Allred. That’s 2 new voters in Texas.

I voted. I chose the new option, “LET YOUR COVID MICROCHIP MAKE THE CHOICES FOR YOU” 

Was in and out of there in minutes. 

Just now, TreatyOak said:

I voted. I chose the new option, “LET YOUR COVID MICROCHIP MAKE THE CHOICES FOR YOU” 

Was in and out of there in minutes. 

weird, mine said let your brain worm take over and so I submitted, as I'm want to do

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16 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I voted. I chose the new option, “LET YOUR COVID MICROCHIP MAKE THE CHOICES FOR YOU” 

Was in and out of there in minutes. 

 

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

weird, mine said let your brain worm take over and so I submitted, as I'm want to do

My Tesla got a software push last night that let FSD vote for me.

I voted for all Democrats and left all others blank.  Meaningless considering how far down  the tubes Texas is but expresses my opinion perfectly.  Anyfknbody who supports a convicted criminal in politics is the same to me, period

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1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Just voted with my 6 year old daughter in virginia.   Took less than 5 minutes, which included explaining and reading the whole ballot to her.  I told her I was voting for her.

WTF?  6 year olds can't vote.  This is clearly voter fraud and I'm calling Dotard to let him know.

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