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Yes, I know its old. Still a classic and never gets old.

 

Did that cop say "you've been under the influence of alcoholic beverages, model glue..."

Never saw that one before, awesome.  I don't know how old that is but it seems if that were to happen today he would have been bernarded pretty quickly.

That lady with the mic has balls of steel.  He would have scared the beejesus out of me yelling and swinging his arms around.  I probably would have tased him for good measure.

Edited by Jerry Callo

"I recuse to answer any questions under the grounds that it my uncriminate me" might be the greatest thing I've ever heard.

4 hours ago, immortal13 said:

"You close YOUR MOTHERFUCKING EYES!"

Not what he said, listen carefully:

 

"YOU close your futhermucking eyes!"

My man Turner can’t pull that shit today. Imagine how many more lulz gems would be out if more cops had the patience of these 2.

I miss those days, simpler times. 

"now, im proud of my dick, its bigger than most, but you are a dead man."

I wish my video was that legit. 

Pleads the fifth.  But then incriminates himself.  Wish this was in HD.  Or maybe not.

17 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sort of surprised he didn't end up with 5-10 bullets in him...

It was a simpler time back then. 

I always like the cartwheel girl, cop trying not to laugh...

2 hours ago, Mileslong said:

I always like the cartwheel girl, cop trying not to laugh...
 

Nice titcam

 

I had never seen the Randy Travis one. That. Was. Awesome.

2 hours ago, Texaus said:

I had never seen the Randy Travis one. That. Was. Awesome.

I will bury you under a barn.

I was dranking but I wasn't motherfucking driving!!!!!

OP's vid, Sistrunk's finest citizen right there.

Vid is probably from '86 to maybe '91 or so.

 

BSO was trying out a lot of things & this was one of 2 BATmobiles that they would station in the county so the testing & video could be faster than bringing someone all the way down to Andrews & New River.

Shit. I’d call any one of the above just another day at the office.

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