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  • Rewatching the game now.  -I know it infuriates @BurntOrange&White but Michael Taaffe is going to play in the NFL. -We probably lost about 50 rushing yards due to stupid holding penaltie

  • That hold on Helm was bogus. 

  • Say what you will about yesterday's win. But that was the fourth road win in a row against ranked teams. Hook "em baby.

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Just now, elfenix said:

thanks ewers and muhammed

muhammed couldn't turn for the ball becvause the receiver held him with two hands. I'd like to see a replay.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

nice defense guys

I take that back, that was just pure fucking luck

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

We are gonna lose to vandy 

Every. Fucking. Game. 

Just now, Helobious said:

I want to root for him but Pavia is just like an above-average JAG. Not the elite QB like he’s talked about. 

Shut the fuck up.

Quinn needs to get Heisman out of his head and leave after this year. 

Just now, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

14 points off turnovers compared to our 0

Was just about to post this.  

I don’t give a fuck if we win. 
 

this is a horrible showing. The bad 4th down penalty. Giving up that 4th down there. 

Getting a trucker with a minute left only to give the ball back AND give up points before half  

 

two weak ass tipped picks  

penalties on offense   
 

this game should easily be 27-7 right now  

 

but here we are at 24-17 and our QB is either going to piss down his leg or some other fuckery will happen and a game that should be over is going to go down to the fucking wife  

 

that was some horseshoe up his ass bullshit

Just now, nineliveslost said:

We are looking more and more like a paper tiger

One good QB away from being dominant 

Stop fucking up and we are fine. Unclear if we can do that. 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Be interesting to see how Quinn fucks up this next drive. 

He'll probably throw the ball with a defender in his face two feet away.

Just now, Bevo said:

muhammed couldn't turn for the ball becvause the receiver held him with two hands. I'd like to see a replay.

They showed two.  Muhammed held him.

We aren’t losing so stop with that shit. QE has to be better. If I’m Sark, this is QEs drive. If he borks it, bring in Arch. 

Just now, BarthHollamew said:

Vandy 14 points on two INTs

Texas 0 points on two turnovers.  
 

 

That’s the game. 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Run the fucking ball Sark, u drunk motherfucker

Not cool dude 

I would rather watch political ads than that Apple bedroom commercial. 

14 Vandy points off short fields after Ewers’ tipped INTs. Cool cool.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Run the fucking ball Sark, u drunk motherfucker

Be better than this, man.

The universe is against us, #18 was a millimeter away from tipping that pass. We are playing tight like our so-called leader. We need another spark.

I am ready for Quinn to move on. Two turnovers on lazy ass pass plays. He’s kept Vandy in this, almost single-handedly 

Just now, Drew said:

I don’t give a fuck if we win. 
 

this is a horrible showing. The bad 4th down penalty. Giving up that 4th down there. 

Getting a trucker with a minute left only to give the ball back AND give up points before half  

 

two weak ass tipped picks  

penalties on offense   
 

this game should easily be 27-7 right now  

 

but here we are at 24-17 and our QB is either going to piss down his leg or some other fuckery will happen and a game that should be over is going to go down to the fucking wife  

 

Whose wife?

Vandy Qb is a winner, ours is a wimp.

We have 0 points off 2 turnovers. And these fucks have 14 points.  Put that pav fuck in a longhorn uni and we’d be undefeated 

Just now, Brandywine said:

Quinn needs to get Heisman out of his head and leave after this year. 

Quinn needs to cash his checks this year because he ain’t getting any more 

Just now, BabaYaga said:

One good QB away from being dominant 

That QB is sitting on the bench.

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

We had like 4 guys who legit could have tipped that. The football gods hate us. 

Sacrificing my liver.   Do your part.  

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Very 2023. Play decent and have a lead at half. No killer instinct leads to an ugly close win vs a completely overmatched opponent 

Just now, BarthHollamew said:

Vandy 14 points on two INTs

Texas 0 points on two turnovers.  
 

 


-3 points on our two turnovers. Because we somehow fucked up a 1st and 10 situation at midfield with 1 minute left in the half into a Vandy field goal. 

Just now, mdmost said:

I am ready for Quinn to move on. Two turnovers on lazy ass pass plays. He’s kept Vandy in this, almost single-handedly 

There's no almost about it.

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