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Brain Kelly has that befuddled look on his face.  I'm sure he is thinking what I am I gonna say in the post-game presser. 

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4 minutes ago, F250 said:

He is an aggy troll.

Me? Lol, not at all. Go look at my posting history prior to today. I never talk about them. 
 

If I was an aggy troll, why would I give to Burnt Ends?

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Just now, Helobious said:

That’s absolute insanity. Ewers has ups and downs. Nussmeier plays like he has downs. He’s fucking terrible.

Part of it was hyperbole, but also part of it was true. The playing with heart was true, but taking him over Ewers right now during this game alone I would not. But he is a baller. He's just having a shit game. 

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Just like we did to Georgia’s secondary, right?

Are you seriously comparing aggy to Georgia?

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

Brain Kelly has that befuddled look on his face.  I'm sure he is thinking what I am I gonna say in the post-game presser. 

Who he will throw under the bus.

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Just like we did to Georgia’s secondary, right?

Now aggy is Georgia.......

 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Are you seriously comparing aggy to Georgia?

Yep. He is

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

That isn’t “winning it all” 

So, dumbfuck

 

6 minutes ago, Drew said:

He didn’t say that. He said the whole thing.  As in winning it all.  
 

If he had said they’re winning out.  It’s plausible.  And no one would say anything about it other than the Texas homers. 

Sorry, I thought we were talking about the poster who said “they’re winning out.” My bad for not confirming first. 
 

I certainly don’t think, or agree with, aggy winning it all. 

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2 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Reed melting down against South Carolina is going to be hilarious. 

God let this be true. If aggy doesn't lose to USCe, there is no god. 

1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

Me? Lol, not at all. 

Sure, aggy.

Brain Kelly has that befuddled look on his face.  I'm sure he is thinking what I am I gonna say in the post-game presser. 

Is he going to bang his hand on the table again? What a tough guy!
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Are you seriously comparing aggy to Georgia?

We've had a rough day, man. We are in the stages of grief. 

Just now, chad.ihrig said:


Is he going to bang his hand on the table again? What a tough guy!

He may even slap a water bottle this time 

So aggy can run lets see if reed doesn’t get banged up 

Sark would have accepted that penalty and gone for it on 4th.

Fuck me for thinking that a Brian Kelly led team would win this

Just like we did to Georgia’s secondary, right?

So being an insufferable cockfuck gives you reason to live?
5 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Id never imagine LSU sucking on both lines.

somewhere Coach O is coked up in a hot tub, sucking on some coed's tittays, laughing his ass off. 

Playing Creed between series.  Of course aggy would.

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Sure, aggy.

Why would I donate to Burnt Ends if I was an aggy troll? You’re not very smart, are you?

Just now, TexasGolf said:

So aggy can run lets see if reed doesn’t get banged up 

And weigs will have already quit on them.  

Just now, Horn Dogg said:

Sark would have accepted that penalty and gone for it on 4th.

He would have accepted it, lined up to go for it to try and draw them offside, then called a timeout and kicked again.

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1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We've had a rough day, man. We are in the stages of grief. 

A rough day is losing to Kansas.

A rough day is losing to Maryland.

We fucking won today. 

3 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Brain Kelly has that befuddled look on his face.  I'm sure he is thinking what I am I gonna say in the post-game presser. 

He looks like he just had that 2001 A Space Odyssey multicolored time travel experience and landed on Saturn.

4 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Me? Lol, not at all. Go look at my posting history prior to today. I never talk about them. 
 

If I was an aggy troll, why would I give to Burnt Ends?

And that’s just what an aggy troll would say 

Everyone said GA secondary was shitty, just like people are saying about aggy. Quinn Ewers and our OL will get dominated by fat aggys up front. Then he’ll panic and throw 5 ints.

Just now, MuellerHorn said:

Why would I donate to Burnt Ends if I was an aggy troll? You’re not very smart, are you?

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1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

So aggy can run lets see if reed doesn’t get banged up 

LSU run defense looks pretty damn terrible and their DL undersized.  The aggy offense didn’t look close to this in the other games Reed started.  

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Everyone said GA secondary was shitty, just like people are saying about aggy. Quinn Ewers and our OL will get dominated by fat aggys up front. Then he’ll panic and throw 5 ints.

I like you. You're funny.

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

No hurry up offense?

Cajuns think it's the 3rd qtr or something, good Lord.

8 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Just like we did to Georgia’s secondary, right?

“Good Ewers”

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

A rough day is losing to Kansas.

A rough day is losing to Maryland.

We fucking won today. 

True, true. 

Point taken. 

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1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Everyone said GA secondary was shitty, just like people are saying about aggy. Quinn Ewers and our OL will get dominated by fat aggys up front. Then he’ll panic and throw 5 ints.

Dude, go to bed. You are drunk, stupid and an embarassment.

Don't rule out the idea that people hate playing for Cockbag Kelley and that when real adversity strikes they kind of just shrug and move on.  That's a big reason his team is usually so easy to pick against in big games where adversity is going to be a big thing at times.  

this front is going to eat our OL alive if we play like we have the last 2 weeks

I don't know if aggy look good, or if LSU looks like shit. Maybe both...

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

LSU run defense looks pretty damn terrible and their DL undersized.  The aggy offense didn’t look close to this in the other games Reed started.  

Their entire defense is abysmal. Like, monkey bukkake with shit instead of semen. 

8 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Brain Kelly has that befuddled look on his face.  I'm sure he is thinking what I am I gonna say in the post-game presser. 

"I quit" would work well for a presser

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I wish I could stop watching this shit show, but I hate both of these teams, so it's kind of like self flagellation.

I turned it off. Watching our fans abuse themselves is way more entertaining. 

No homo.

1 minute ago, hook me said:

this front is going to eat our OL alive if we play like we have the last 2 weeks

 

this better be a huge concern for the UT coaching staff

1 minute ago, hook me said:

this front is going to eat our OL alive if we play like we have the last 2 weeks

Then I guess lucky for us the game with this front is 5 fucking weeks from now.

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Just now, Topper13 said:

I don't know if aggy look good, or if LSU looks like shit. Maybe both...

LSU is shit.

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