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  • You forgot the part where Stanton strains his hammy and is out for 12 weeks.

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    Players typically sign for the most cash, all that other shit is just old men yelling. 

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Devin Williams traded to Yankees

On 12/12/2024 at 10:39 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Plenty of good seats still available. 

Its Santiago, was always easy to get seats there.

Now in Santo Domingo when Licey and Escogido play on Sunday? Pretty packed.

On 12/9/2024 at 10:11 AM, Helobious said:

No one in the yankee kingdom wants either of those washed up cheaters. Bergman is in no way being seriously pursued, it’s a smart play by Cashman to drive up his price for the Astros. The Yankees have certain character standards for their players that he does not meet. 

You know exactly who one of the ringleaders of the scheme was, and how he told his new team they were waaaaaay behind the Yankees on modern “gamesmanship”/cheating with the new video presence in ballparks. Do you take us for a bunch of idiots? Your high horse, disingenuous bullshit doesn’t fly. 

On the other hand, while seeing Bregman in pinstripes would be a knife twist if it happens (saying this as a die-hard who doesn’t think we should pay Bregman what it will likely cost on the free market), this post will brighten my day if it does. 

So, as always, please continue to be our neighborhood worst Surly baseball fan. It’s still pretty hilarious, and dunking on you never gets old. 

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You might as well have bought a batting practice homer. That’s how impressive that home run was. Cortes teed it up for him

On 12/15/2024 at 10:29 AM, Helobious said:

You might as well have bought a batting practice homer. That’s how impressive that home run was. Cortes teed it up for him

You're right.  But then again you're always right.

So Bellingers wife/gf/babymomma/whatever is Stantons ex?

Oh please trade him to NY.

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

So Bellingers wife/gf/babymomma/whatever is Stantons ex?

Oh please trade him to NY.

Who gives a shit? Stanton will walk up to Bellinger and say “congrats on getting my ex. By the way, how’s my dick taste?”. And bellinger can do nothing but shrug and fake laugh because Stanton could rip his scrawny ass in half. That’ll be the end of it. 

and that is glorious cause Bellinger is a bitch 

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43 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Who gives a shit? Stanton will walk up to Bellinger and say “congrats on getting my ex. By the way, how’s my dick taste?”. And bellinger can do nothing but shrug and fake laugh because Stanton could rip his scrawny ass in half. That’ll be the end of it. 

You forgot the part where Stanton strains his hammy and is out for 12 weeks.

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

You forgot the part where Stanton strains his hammy and is out for 12 weeks.

I thought that was implied when he said Stanton would walk up to Bellinger.

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Who gives a shit? Stanton will walk up to Bellinger and say “congrats on getting my ex. By the way, how’s my dick taste?”. And bellinger can do nothing but shrug and fake laugh because Stanton could rip his scrawny ass in half. That’ll be the end of it. 

BFD. Even Myles Straw could kick Bellinger’s ass. 

Bellinger is absolutely a Yankee always was, even before he actually signed.

 

You will hate him by April 4th 

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5 hours ago, Scraps said:

You will hate him by April 4th 

I'd like to bet the under, please.

6 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Woof that’s a LOT of strikeouts in the middle of that order 

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On 12/17/2024 at 8:40 AM, Scraps said:

So Bellingers wife/gf/babymomma/whatever is Stantons ex?

Oh please trade him to NY.

Ok it happened.  Now what?

19 hours ago, Scraps said:

You will hate him by April 4th 

 

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I'd like to bet the under, please.

You guys don’t understand the black hole that was first base for us last year

2 hours ago, huge said:

Ok it happened.  Now what?

Royal rumble at the Christmas party 

Holy shit what a fucking alpha. Astros fans are in tears to learn that most people don’t want to play for cheaters

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You think we are mad that a washed player said no to being traded here?  He did us a favor.  

Holy shit what a fucking alpha. Astros fans are in tears to learn that most people don’t want to play for cheaters
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At what part did he say F the Astros? Also where are the smart baseball astros fans at crying tears? Jeez you live in such a world of disbelief and made up nonsense.
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Houston just signed Christian Walker for 3/60, which seems like a massive bargain to me, so I'd say they did OK.

So me and Helob are the only ones who like the golden at bat thing?

Fuck.

One of many great Rickey stories. 

 

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While playing for the Padres in 1996, Rickey was the last to board the team bus. As a veteran, he had expected someone to leave him his own row, but there wasn't a full one open.

"No seats for Rickey?," Henderson said, standing in the front of the bus. "Rickey don't get no seat? Ain't nobody got a seat for Rickey?"

"Just tell one of the kids to move," Brad Ausmus said. "You've got tenure."

"Tenure?!" Rickey replied, indignant. "Nah, Rickey been here 15 years!"

 

Olerud’s rickey story is the best.

i used to play with a guy in Toronto that wore a helmet in the field. 
 

yeah Rickey, that was me. 

Lot of rearranging deck chairs here. 

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The Cleveland Guardians traded first baseman Josh Naylor to the Arizona Diamondbacks on Saturday and quickly replaced him, with sources telling ESPN that they agreed to a one-year, $12 million contract with free agent Carlos Santana, bringing him back for his third stint with the team,

Two months after losing to the New York Yankees in the American League Championship Series, the Guardians continued the overhaul of the right side of their infield. They had already traded Gold Glove-winning second baseman Andres Gimenez to the Toronto Blue Jays. On Saturday, they flipped Naylor for right-hander Slade Cecconi and a competitive-balance Round B pick, worth just over $1 million in draft bonus money, the team announced. 

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The Philadelphia Phillies acquired left-handed starter Jesus Luzardo and a minor league catcher from the Miami Marlins for two prospects Sunday.

The Phillies sent shortstop Starlyn Caba and outfielder Emaarion Boyd to the Marlins in exchange for Luzardo. Caba, 19, played in 26 games for Single-A Clearwater last season. Boyd, 21, hit .239 with three home runs for High-A Jersey Shore.

Philadelphia also received minor league catcher Paul McIntosh in the deal.

Luzardo, 27, went 3-6 with a 5.00 ERA in 12 starts last season after missing time with elbow and back issues. He has a career 4.29 ERA in 89 starts for the Athletics and Marlins over the course of his six seasons in the big leagues. 

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