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    Players typically sign for the most cash, all that other shit is just old men yelling. 

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20 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Condolences. 

They sent him back so they'll be ok.

On 1/15/2025 at 9:38 AM, Helobious said:

Right now they’re all tied to international bonus money. So yeah, when the only difference between signing somewhere is a few hundred thousand or a million I might as well shave a couple hours off the flight home. It’s bullshit that the dodgers get this advantage over everyone else simply by pure luck of franchise location. When the difference can becomes millions or tens of millions of dollars, now other teams have more of a fair shot. Matsui played here, Kuroda, Suzuki, Tanaka, all played here and loved it. I’ve been to both and can’t imagine someone liking LA over NYC. But this new generation of Japanese players won’t give any other teams even a thought now. It’s bad for the game 

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Oh for fuck's sake.  Compare "franchise location" with fucking Cleveland.  Or Milwaukee.  

O'Malley had the balls and brains to move west.  Yankee's could have beaten him to the punch, but they didn't. 

And you've been to both?  Neato.   Go to "both" in January and report back. 

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until proven wrong, i'm the only surly poster to go to games at old milwaukee county stadium ....

 

45 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Tucker just asked for a trade back to the Astros.

 

Hopefully he can bring Deshaies back with him 

 

little to dry and boring for me for a color guy, imo

 

also ..

 

On 1/15/2025 at 9:38 AM, Helobious said:

Right now they’re all tied to international bonus money. So yeah, when the only difference between signing somewhere is a few hundred thousand or a million I might as well shave a couple hours off the flight home. It’s bullshit that the dodgers get this advantage over everyone else simply by pure luck of franchise location. When the difference can becomes millions or tens of millions of dollars, now other teams have more of a fair shot. Matsui played here, Kuroda, Suzuki, Tanaka, all played here and loved it. I’ve been to both and can’t imagine someone liking LA over NYC. But this new generation of Japanese players won’t give any other teams even a thought now. It’s bad for the game 

/rant

Nyc is my favorite city in the world.  However, LA has much better weather and a lot of different things to do.  What did you do in LA?

 

Sasaki has ruled the padres out.  He’s down to Toronto or the Dodgers.  Stay tuned

16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Oh for fuck's sake.  Compare "franchise location" with fucking Cleveland.  Or Milwaukee.  

O'Malley had the balls and brains to move west.  Yankee's could have beaten him to the punch, but they didn't. 

And you've been to both?  Neato.   Go to "both" in January and report back. 

Helobius has to be a bit

On 1/15/2025 at 9:38 AM, Helobious said:

I’ve been to both and can’t imagine someone liking LA over NYC.

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The Blue Jays acquired $2 million in international signing bonus pool allocation from the Cleveland Guardians that could be used in its pursuit of Japanese pitcher Roki Sasaki as part of a trade Friday that also brought underperforming outfielder Myles Straw to Toronto.

Cleveland will send $3.75 million to the Blue Jays, offsetting some of the $14.75 million Straw is guaranteed for the final two years of a $25 million, five-year contract. The Guardians will receive a player to be named or cash.

Toronto boosted its international signing pool to $8,261,600 and had not signed any players since the 2025 window opened Wednesday, leaving the entire amount available for Sasaki. 

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/43455283/blue-jays-get-2m-pool-space-trade-guardians

Home Run Sport GIF by MLBThis scrappy bunch of low profile go getters are going to overachieve next season!  Lfg!

 

 

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39 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Really surprised the Astros weren’t in contention. Big market, lots of Asians.  

Are Cubans Asian?

23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

until proven wrong, i'm the only surly poster to go to games at old milwaukee county stadium ....

 

Almost went in the Summer of 83. Of course I was 3 months old and my parents decided to leave me with some extended family thus depriving me of a quality future humble brag those bastards. 

11 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

 

It’s heart-warming to see a perennial underdog from a small market like LA land Sasaki. Guys if LA keeps this up they might just field a good team this year. I know, I know that’s crazy talk, but the Little Engine That Could looks like it’s really turning the corner with this signing.

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Toronto is doing something right if they’re coming in second for these big name free agents

What kind of bullshit participation trophy mindset is this?

LA has only about 64,000 Japanese and Japanese-American residents combined. A whopping 1.5% of the population. Enjoy being around all those familiar folks Sasaki. 

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

LA has only about 64,000 Japanese and Japanese-American residents combined. A whopping 1.5% of the population. Enjoy being around all those familiar folks Sasaki. 

That’s the most in the continental US.  That number doesn’t include OC as well.  There’s also this:

 

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29 minutes ago, Helobious said:

LA has only about 64,000 Japanese and Japanese-American residents combined.


And half of them work for the Dodgers. 😆

43 minutes ago, Helobious said:

What kind of bullshit participation trophy mindset is this?

It’s called sarcasm. Like the Yankees, Toronto was never in the game 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

What kind of bullshit participation trophy mindset is this?

It’s called the Juan Soto trophy. 

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

That’s the most in the continental US.  That number doesn’t include OC as well.  There’s also this:

 

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TIL that baseball season extends into January. 
 

Seriously, the weather argument is so stupid. No MLB players are in their city in the winter 

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

TIL that baseball season extends into January. 
 

Seriously, the weather argument is so stupid. No MLB players are in their city in the winter 

Yea they all hang in LA

6 hours ago, Helobious said:

LA has only about 64,000 Japanese and Japanese-American residents combined. A whopping 1.5% of the population. Enjoy being around all those familiar folks Sasaki. 

Home Run Sport GIF by MLB

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Quite hilarious how a guy from the rgv doesn’t understand why people would want to live in California.  

I have a ton of family in Cali (Central Valley/San Jose area). I like it there alright. Is it better than NYC? Fuck no. Yes I’ve never been to NY in the winter but a ball player wouldn’t have to be there then either. 

The Central Valley is quintessential California, especially for millionaire ballplayers

23 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

The Central Valley is quintessential California, especially for millionaire ballplayers

Cali-helo Austin sucks!  

Rando- Are you from Texas?

Cali-helo  No.  I have family in Texas though and I visit them quite often.  

Rando- where in Texas?

Cali-helo - Weslaco

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Dodgers payroll this year: $375M.  Marlins payroll for the rest of the decade: $429M

Uganda had (has?) a pretty decent baseball culture recently. Almost sent one team to the LLWS but had paperwork issues, then the next year they had it sorted out and did qualify a team to the LLWS. Even won a game I think. 

13 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Uganda had (has?) a pretty decent baseball culture recently. Almost sent one team to the LLWS but had paperwork issues, then the next year they had it sorted out and did qualify a team to the LLWS. Even won a game I think. 

The Yankees should get all of those Ugandan prospects since NY is closer than LA, amirite?

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