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Flacco is not 63 you craxy.  62. tops.

5 minutes ago, TOR said:

Flacco is not 63 you craxy.  62. tops.

He’s so old Walt Harris was his head coach at Pitt!

That Barkley run was probably the greatest sub-15 yard gain in history. I’ve never seen a backwards hurdle

19 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

He’s so old Walt Harris was his head coach at Pitt!

He's so old watch my back here, sonny.

*shakes fist*

32 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

He’s so old Walt Harris was his head coach at Pitt!

 

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Not surprising.  Dennis Allen fired by Saints.  
 

they are like $77mil over the cap for 2025.  They need to fire Mickey loomis as well and find a new GM

Edited by Texzilla58

3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Not surprising.  Dennis Allen fired by Saints.  
 

they are like $77mil over the cap for 2025.  They need to fire Mickey loomis as well and find a new GM

It’s so depressing how much money they are paying Cam Jordan to be old as fuck. 

Not surprising.  Dennis Allen fired by Saints.  
 
they are like $77mil over the cap for 2025.  They need to fire Mickey loomis as well and find a new GM
Time to have a discussion about Derek Carr as well.

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This post should probably go in the Unpopular Opinions thread but I’ve grown to kind of liking Baker Mayfield. Yes, he was a choad at OU and in Cleveland but he’s grown up a lot and carved out a pretty good career while keeping his prior douchiness to a minimum. 

Edited by TonyTexas

Evenening, gentlemen.  And Vic.

evenevening I can't type

Mahomes would make a pretty good safety.

Vea is large.

Refs missed an obvious penalty.

Mahomes was sacked, so that means there clearly should've been a personal foul on the defense, automatic first down.

Edited by Braff Zacklin

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This post should probably go in the Unpopular Opinions thread but I’ve grown to kind of liking Baker Mayfield. Yes, he was a choad at OU and in Cleveland but he’s grown up a lot and carved out a pretty good career while keeping his prior douchiness to a minimum. 

 

That was a good play.  The TE is always open.

Phil FUCKING Dawson.

I 'member his kick.

34 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This post should probably go in the Unpopular Opinions thread but I’ve grown to kind of liking Baker Mayfield. Yes, he was a choad at OU and in Cleveland but he’s grown up a lot and carved out a pretty good career while keeping his prior douchiness to a minimum. 

I like him too. Everyone that's played with him has said they love him.

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Nice drive there. 

That was just a stop-me-if-you-can statement.  

38 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This post should probably go in the Unpopular Opinions thread but I’ve grown to kind of liking Baker Mayfield. Yes, he was a choad at OU and in Cleveland but he’s grown up a lot and carved out a pretty good career while keeping his prior douchiness to a minimum. 

He is not the tool he was at ousucks.  

Who are 2 QB's mack brown did not sign?

D-Hop still ballin'

Hopkins making his own highlight reel.

The rest of the league watched D-Hop get integrated into the Chiefs offense.

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That was good D.  Probably needs more than a TE to block.

DHop looking for that ring.

KC going to fuck around and lose this game.

plz don't quote me on that

JFC berman sounds like he is choking on his own lard.  End this segment.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

JFC berman sounds like he is choking on his own lard.  End this segment.

It’s a race to see if he or Corso needs to be sent to pasture first.  That said, let him leave on his terms.  Same for Corso.

Good teams make the right moves. Like picking up DHop. Shittay teams like Dallas don’t have the money to make moves. Fuck you, Jerruh! 

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

It’s a race to see if he or Corso needs to be sent to pasture first.  That said, let him leave on his terms.  Same for Corso.

GRRRRR!

Yeah.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Good teams make the right moves. Like picking up DHop. Shittay teams like Dallas don’t have the money to make moves. Fuck you, Jerruh! 

Can you imagine DHop and Henry on the Cowboys?

That was a pretty flagrant horse collar.

25 minutes ago, TOR said:

KC going to fuck around and lose this game.

plz don't quote me on that

I may or may not be prescient.

and i quoted myself, dammit

 

6 minutes ago, TOR said:

Can you imagine DHop and Henry on the Cowboys?

I can't, but I could imagine them on the Texans.

Just now, Rip76 said:

I can't, but I could imagine them on the Texans.

Oh you a funny man, aren't you.

Kelly Stafford looks dirty.  3 holes dirty.

Travis is too used to gently squeezing Taylor's titty balls.  You have to grab that football like a man son, squeeze it.

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