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Fat guys running that fast is terrifying.  Texas needs 3 of them.

chefs quest for history

packers won SBI & SB II, 1968 finished 6-7-1 no playoffs

fish won SBVII & SBVIII, 1974 finished 11-3, won afc east, lost at oakland (12-2) in divisional round, 28-26

steelers won SBIX & SBX, 1976 finished 10-4, won afc central, won at baltimore (11-3) in divisional round 40-14, lost at oakland (13-1) in afc title game, 24-7

niners won SBXXIIII & SBXXIV, 1990 finished 14-2, best record in league, won nfc west, beat washington (10-6) in divisional round 28-10, lost to ginas (13-3) in afc title game, 15-13

cows won SBXXVII & SBXXVIII, 1994 finished 12-4, won nfc east, beat green bay (9-7) in divisional round 35-9, lost at niners (13-3) in afc title game, 38-28

broncos won SBXXXII & SBXXXIII, 1999 finished 6-10 no playoffs

pats won SBXXXVIII & SBXXXIX, 2005 finished 10-6, won afc east, beat jacksonville (12-4) in wildcard round 28-3, lost at denver (13-3) in divisional round, 27-13

chiefs won SBLVII & SBLVIII, 2024..... ??

These mofos are going at it.  Is there a KC/TB rivalry thing?

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

chefs quest for history

packers won SBI & SB II, 1968 finished 6-7-1 no playoffs

fish won SBVII & SBVIII, 1974 finished 11-3, won afc east, lost at oakland (12-2) in divisional round, 28-26

steelers won SBIX & SBX, 1976 finished 10-4, won afc central, won at baltimore (11-3) in divisional round 40-14, lost at oakland (13-1) in afc title game, 24-7

niners won SBXXIIII & SBXXIV, 1990 finished 14-2, best record in league, won nfc west, beat washington (10-6) in divisional round 28-10, lost to ginas (13-3) in afc title game, 15-13

cows won SBXXVII & SBXXVIII, 1994 finished 12-4, won nfc east, beat green bay (9-7) in divisional round 35-9, lost at niners (13-3) in afc title game, 38-28

broncos won SBXXXII & SBXXXIII, 1999 finished 6-10 no playoffs

pats won SBXXXVIII & SBXXXIX, 2005 finished 10-6, won afc east, beat jacksonville (12-4) in wildcard round 28-3, lost at denver (13-3) in divisional round, 27-13

chiefs won SBLVII & SBLVIII, 2024..... ??

You will say Cowgirls with respect, Mister.

TB is scrappy but Mayfield is still wildly inconsistent and can’t typically win in a deficit but I do like that for whatever reason TB is pissy. 

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

These mofos are going at it.  Is there a KC/TB rivalry thing?

Former TT QBs going against each other.

That was a very well executed play.  Oh shit, hurt.  Walk it off, rub some dirt on it.

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Former TT QBs going against each other.

 

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Sudeikis has been really good on the Manningcast. And Coach Beard made a guest appearance!

Another sweet Pat M play but not good for KC that he is being helped off.

Mahomes just fucked up a knee.

Maybe not that bad. Wasn't limping as much near the sideline.

Edited by gofuckyourself

That knee, yikes.  

No review on if nfl's qb was past line of scrimmage.

27 minutes ago, TOR said:

You will say Cowgirls with respect, Mister.

my mother in law died, and still jerry jones lived on

my father in law died, and still jerry jones lived on

my father died, and still jerry jones lived on

my mother is alive, but along with several million other cow fans, she will die and never see another superbowl win in dallas, because jerry jones lives on

38 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Travis is too used to gently squeezing Taylor's titty balls.  You have to grab that football like a man son, squeeze it.

 

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

my mother in law died, and still jerry jones lived on

my father in law died, and still jerry jones lived on

my father died, and still jerry jones lived on

my mother is alive, but along with several million other cow fans, she will die and never see another superbowl win in dallas, because jerry jones lives on

Not sure where to go with this.

Yay, Mom?

Bad shooting and no rebounding.  We're getting thumped.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Double post

Double quote.

Is KC a warm weather team?  

That was good football.

ha fucking hah.

 

Reap it, pirate bois.

Hopkins with the clean up.  Not sure if there was a flag warranted on TB there.  

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

ha fucking hah.

 

Reap it, pirate bois.

Is Tampa hate a thing?  Yeah the whole 'pewter power' thing was annoying, but not really on any level of hate.  

the traffic is terribul tho

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Is Tampa hate a thing?  Yeah the whole 'pewter power' thing was annoying, but not really on any level of hate.  

the traffic is terribul tho

Fuck Tampa Bay.

Fuck Baker Mayfield forever.

Punting the ball under 3 minutes left down by 7 where if the other team lead by Pat Mahommes gets 10 yards they win....well ok then.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Punting the ball under 3 minutes left down by 7 where if the other team lead by Pat Mahommes gets 10 yards they win....well ok then.

Didn't some SECSECSEC team do something very similar lately?

3 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Fuck Tampa Bay.

Fuck Baker Mayfield forever.

Ahhh, indeed.  

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Well the dumb Sooner helped them out a lot

Rather repetitive.  

7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Punting the ball under 3 minutes left down by 7 where if the other team lead by Pat Mahommes gets 10 yards they win....well ok then.

It was 4th and 16 on their own 24. And TB had 2 TOs and the 2 minute warning with 2:30 left. It was the right call

OK, that piece of shit is making some plays.

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It was 4th and 16 on their own 24. And TB had 2 TOs and the 2 minute warning with 2:30 left. It was the right call

Yea I was wrong there.

Dawson winning this would be nice.

Extra football.

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