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Just now, Butch Had Not said:

That was an upside down gator chomp. 

I thought they don't do that in the SEC!SEC!SEC! 

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20 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I have done research work using EEGs, so no, I don't spend my free time, I spend my professional time studying them.

Why do you spend your free time talking about subjects you are completely ignorant of?

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

What? They call taunting if you use the opponent's hand signal against them?

I heard gator fans really hate it when anyone does chomp down and cried to the league office about it

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Wooowwww flagged for the gator chomp??? But we’re pussy for the horns down flags??? Eat shit SEC fuckos 

I honestly haven't seen that called ... I think ever.  Refs doing ref things

It was the throat slash. That penalty is a big nothing burger. Take the touchdown away or enforce on XP to make it hurt. 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

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Oh stop. Our run game, QB , And turn over margin shows a huge problem . stating a fact doesn't make me a pussy but you keep gargling on balls thinking its mouth wash

Just now, Butch Had Not said:

That was an upside down gator chomp. 

maybe they can do a thing where the gator chomp player gets wrapped up in string and then shot in the head.

Just now, immamac said:

I don't watch Florida football I have no idea what their injury situation is. That's crazy they've had 3 go down this season. 

 

2 we are on number three.  The nerdy Yale guy who's going to get himself killed on a naked bootleg

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

It was the throat slash. That penalty is a big nothing burger. Take the touchdown away or enforce on XP to make it hurt. 

That makes more sense.  I didn't see it.

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

that's why he's on crutches on the sideline?

Head up his ass 🤷‍♂️

I want to see Baugh running the ball.  It won't matter tho

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I don't watch Florida football I have no idea what their injury situation is. That's crazy they've had 3 go down this season. 

 

They are basically down to a poor man's Charles Wright

How is this your 3rd string qb at a school like Florida 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I don't watch Florida football I have no idea what their injury situation is. That's crazy they've had 3 go down this season. 

 

also their entire starting db group it seems

17 minutes ago, immamac said:

No idea how Florida doesn't have a QB. 

Bigger question is how does a kid going to Yale decide nah.... I'm going to walk on to play back up QB at Florida.

Just now, immamac said:

Oh someone said ACL concussion and hamstring. Were the ACL and concussion confused injuries? 

#1 QB is one the sideline with crutches.  He had an ACL out for the season

#2 QB  DJ down in this game with "significant lower leg injury"

#3 QB just transferred to hit on Sorority Sisters (I assume)

6 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Wooowwww flagged for the gator chomp??? But we’re pussy for the horns down flags??? Eat shit SEC fuckos 

My thoughts exactly like wtf

Just now, EuroHorn said:

How is this your 3rd string qb at a school like Florida 

The better question is why would you leave YALE to be a third-string QB at Florida?  Maybe you were not playing at Yale either, but you were at Yale and pretty clear you are going pro in something besides football.  

Texas better have their big boy pants on!! 
Florida gone try and run it down our throats 

Just now, BurgleBro said:

My thoughts exactly like wtf

the guy did a throat slash after the chomp.  he tried to do it lower across his chest to hide it a bit.

2 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

How is this your 3rd string qb at a school like Florida 

Throw any 3rd string QB in against the Georgia defense in a rivalry game and they’d look the same or worse.

lol and why does it seem like the Florida QB has to wind up before he throws the ball 😂😂😂😂

 

slow af 

love how Fowler can see the jersey tugs on Florida.  Kirby's dick is must be huge.

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The better question is why would you leave YALE to be a third-string QB at Florida?  Maybe you were not playing at Yale either, but you were at Yale and pretty clear you are going pro in something besides football.  

Asked and answered

4 minutes ago, locodos said:

#3 QB just transferred to hit on Sorority Sisters (I assume)

 

4 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

How is this your 3rd string qb at a school like Florida 

Maybe you should look at our third string lineup over the years. Pay special attention to the Strong era.

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The better question is why would you leave YALE to be a third-string QB at Florida?  Maybe you were not playing at Yale either, but you were at Yale and pretty clear you are going pro in something besides football.  

No athletic scholarships in the Ivy League, Ivy League football sucks - no fans, UF is a good school, scholarship and NIL. In the NIL era, there have been a good number of transfers from Ivy League to FBS schools.

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Just now, Macklemore said:

No athletic scholarships in the Ivy League, Ivy League football sucks - no fans, UF is a good school, scholarship and NIL. 

Napier also said both his parents went to Florida

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Oh someone said ACL concussion and hamstring. Were the ACL and concussion confused injuries? 

Mertz got his bell rung in the UM game.  Then was knocked out for the season by UT.

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe you should look at our third string lineup over the years. Pay special attention to the Strong era.

No No No GIF

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

No athletic scholarships in the Ivy League, Ivy League football sucks - no fans, UF is a good school, scholarship and NIL. 

I’m having a difficult time believing the NIL acronym came up during his recruitment.

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

No athletic scholarships in the Ivy League, Ivy League football sucks - no fans, UF is a good school, scholarship and NIL. 

I think he walked on to Florida...  ymmv

Wait. Are you telling me the QB for Florida is from Yale? How many times are they going to hammer this point?

6 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Texas better have their big boy pants on!! 
Florida gone try and run it down our throats 

We called Otto the Tent Maker and ordered a shit ton of big boy pants. 

Especially in the transfer portal/NIL era, QB depth is likely thin just about everywhere.

 

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I’m having a difficult time believing the NIL acronym came up during his recruitment.

Every player at UF is getting something from NIL. That’s not the case in the Ivy League.

There's the Billy N special teams ....  For fucks sake

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

No athletic scholarships in the Ivy League, Ivy League football sucks - no fans, UF is a good school, scholarship and NIL. In the NIL era, there have been a good number of transfers from Ivy League to FBS schools.

Yale.... we're talking Yale...to Florida. He's not getting scholarship or NIL to walk on at Florida and I promise he wasn't paying for Yale....they don't give athletic scholarships but cover with educational grants to accomplish the same thing.

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