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  • God damnit I cannot fucking believe Carson fucking sorry ass Beck has scoreboard on us. Fucking ridiculous. 

  • Carson Beck is trash.  God damn our offensive performance a few weeks ago

  • Glad Georgia picked their one fucking week to show up to be against Texas.  Fucking chodes.

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UGA just gonna run the ball now and skull fuck Fla

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

We called Otto the Tent Maker and ordered a shit ton of big boy pants. 

That’s wat I like to hear!! 
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Have a cousin that went to UF and my first game at a SEC game was with him in the strange situation of LSU having home field advantage due the hurricanes at the time. Florida and UT are very similar in regards to a tremendous balance of quality athletics and high academic standards.

lol mannn Floridas holder was point shaving ain’t no way! 

Tech is up by 1 on Iowa State.  Only interesting because Iowa State is still undefeated.  Little over 5 minutes left.  Iowa State just badly shanked a FG.

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Yale.... we're talking Yale...to Florida. He's not getting scholarship or NIL to walk on at Florida and I promise he wasn't paying for Yale....they don't give athletic scholarships but cover with educational grants to accomplish the same thing.

Assuming he comes from an upper, middle class background, he isn’t getting much if anything to cover the $85,000 per year to go to Yale. For recruits from poor backgrounds, they’ll get need based money that isn’t different from what a regular student from the same background would get. Even then, a guy like that will be graduating with debt.

Wait. Are you telling me the QB for Florida is from Yale? How many times are they going to hammer this point?

What happened to the other white guy that started the season?

19/32, 239 3 interceptions LOL. He knows how to navigate a pocket though. Full retard is my favorite retard. 

wonder if Georgia drops after this abysmal performance.

Just now, Jkwellborn said:

Man, Georgia is lucky as hell. Why isn’t ettiene playing?

He went to the locker room before the half with some kind of injury.

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Gators.....ya fucking kill me. You stepped on your dicks so hard and helped that Beck dickhead big time. Fuck

And the frog said to the scorpion, "Why?..."

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:


What happened to the other white guy that started the season?

He went to Indochina to sell opium and perform circumcisions. 

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:


What happened to the other white guy that started the season?

Same guy that got hurt against Tenn.  He got benched early in the season for sucking, so it wasn’t a huge loss.  

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

wonder if Georgia drops after this abysmal performance.

Nah. Not like they're in a tight one in Nashville against Vandy.

Also looks like they're going to win by a couple scores. 

Just now, locodos said:

And the frog said to the scorpion, "Why?..."

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Beck is going to cost them another game.  He thinks he has a much stronger arm than he does.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Nah. Not like they're in a tight one in Nashville against Vandy.

Also looks like they're going to win by a couple scores. 

Vandy is better than Florida

Just now, immamac said:

Florida is a fantastic school. It's probably vandy Texas Florida for best schools academically in the SEC. 

Quick Google https://www.statesman.com/story/news/state/2024/04/12/sec-schools-ranked-academically-us-news-2024-texas-football/73292047007/

Yale is yale, but let's stop pretending Florida is a shithole diploma mill. 

Georgia is also supposed to be a good school. Granted you wouldn't know it interacting with their fuckhead fans.

4 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

19/32, 239 3 interceptions LOL. He knows how to navigate a pocket though. Full retard is my favorite retard. 

Did you see Drew Allar though?

Just now, dcar00 said:

Vandy is better than Florida

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Man we beat this team if offense doesn’t play like pussies in the first half 

Just now, ztejas said:

Georgia is also supposed to be a good school. Granted you wouldn't know it interacting with their fuckhead fans.

Their fans were fine there's kind of a dichotomy of their fans. Their t-shirt fans are completely braindead the fans that actually went there are pretty cool. 

Just now, D3zii said:

Man we beat this team if offense doesn’t play like pussies in the first half 

Be careful using that word. You may hurt some peoples feelings. 

Just now, D3zii said:

Man we beat this team if offense doesn’t play like pussies in the first half 

Or if they offense didn't play like pussies in the 2nd half.

Yeah, Vandy is better.  Florida has better athletes, but their coach and offense are both terrible. 

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1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

We were the number 1 team in the country. It’s not that deep.

Which was awesome for a couple of weeks. But I'm not convinced anything has been fixed for us to go out and dominate, even with our schedule. 

Just now, kevwun said:

Yeah, they are better.  Florida has better athletes, but their coach and offense are both terrible.  

My comment went over a lot of your heads apparently. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Season 9 What GIF by The Office

At football, this 2024 season?  Yes, Vanderbilt is better than Florida.  ]

Just now, utee94 said:

At football, this 2024 season?  Yes, Vanderbilt is better than Florida.  ]

You won't get an AP vote if you keep it up with takes like that. 

I know we’re not a big blitz team but maybe we should’ve blitz or delay blitz more???

Edited by D3zii

4 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Graham Mertz is the Case Mccoy of Florida. God he's terrible. Worse than Drew Allar. 

I don't think he quite has Case's directors eye

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Which was awesome for a couple of weeks. But I'm not convinced anything has been fixed for us to go out and dominate, even with our schedule. 

I was just speaking toward their motivation

Just now, locodos said:

I don't think he quite has Case's directors eye

Or his derping ability to "run". Mertz seems to have the Ewers self-sacking disease. 

Oh, there's a thread.

How did Texas lose to this shit team.  

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