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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Georgia is also supposed to be a good school. Granted you wouldn't know it interacting with their fuckhead fans.

Spoiler there are probably some high functioning alcoholics headed your way for the gata game.  I hope they're chill, but we have a bunch of redneck fans.  I still think the UGA dildo dawgs are second in cringe only to the FSU glitter boys.

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  • God damnit I cannot fucking believe Carson fucking sorry ass Beck has scoreboard on us. Fucking ridiculous. 

  • Carson Beck is trash.  God damn our offensive performance a few weeks ago

  • Glad Georgia picked their one fucking week to show up to be against Texas.  Fucking chodes.

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Marcel Reed.  Well well well.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Oh, there's a thread.

How did Texas lose to this shit team.  

Quinn running sideways and falling down. Also our RB's are pretty tiny. Quinn also miss throwing balls to Blue, Wingo, and Moore. 

Just on that game alone, Barron should win the Thorpe. He's been metal all season.. Hunter will probably win it on name recognition, but Barron is a true game changer. It's the Eric Berry vs Earl Thomas bullshit all over. 

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Gata RB looks like he does not like being hit.

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1 minute ago, locodos said:

Spoiler there are probably some high functioning alcoholics headed your way for the gata game.  I hope they're chill, but we have a bunch of redneck fans.  I still think the UGA dildo dawgs are second in cringe only to the FSU glitter boys.

Florida fans can’t be any worse than those mouth breathing morons from Georgia barking. 

1 minute ago, locodos said:

Spoiler there are probably some high functioning alcoholics headed your way for the gata game.

Hey I'm a barely functioning alcoholic. I don't judge.

Surely y'all will be fairly tame with how bad you've been for 15 years now.

3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Or his derping ability to "run". Mertz seems to have the Ewers self-sacking disease. 

John Brantley was the absolute inventor of the find somewhere soft to curl up school of QB play.  He never threw a pass down field in anger!

“Georgia isn’t fearing the run, nor the downfield pass”

 

Sounds familiar 

Just now, ztejas said:

Hey I'm a barely functioning alcoholic. I don't judge.

Surely y'all will be fairly tame with how bad you've been for 15 years now.

Oh my sweet summer child!

3 minutes ago, locodos said:

Spoiler there are probably some high functioning alcoholics headed your way for the gata game.  I hope they're chill, but we have a bunch of redneck fans.  I still think the UGA dildo dawgs are second in cringe only to the FSU glitter boys.

Yeah, I can’t picture that big of a jorts crowd making the trip to Austin.

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Florida fans can’t be any worse than those mouth breathing morons from Georgia barking. 

tOSU fans would like a word.

Other than the stabby redhead.

1 minute ago, locodos said:

John Brantley was the absolute inventor of the find somewhere soft to curl up school of QB play.  He never threw a pass down field in anger!

Now there's a name I haven't heard in forever. I'm so glad he decommited, asn I never hope for stuff like that. He was truly awful. 

Just now, SurlyGator said:

Yeah, I can’t picture that big of a jorts crowd making the trip to Austin.

I've been debating flying in for the tailgate.  I don't think it's gonna happen this year.  

Beck is going to cost them another game.  He thinks he has a much stronger arm than he does.

They need to tell him to stop painting his face like Lattimer.
6 minutes ago, TOR said:

Marcel Reed.  Well well well.

Care to elaborate 

16 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

UGA will tack on 2-3 TDs in Q4

Beck is still their QB.

I will say this.  The Georgia punter was booming the shit out of kicks against us and now looks like our punter.  

1 minute ago, locodos said:

I've been debating flying in for the tailgate.  I don't think it's gonna happen this year.  

Man that sucks. We're going to the game and we're hoping to tailgate with some UF fans. We did it when my ex-wife and I went and saw Central Michigan vs Wisconsin in the Cotton Bowl. 

Let me tell you something. Wisconsin fans are both awesome and they know how to party. They were very welcoming and they travel extremely well, 

Just now, dcar00 said:

Beck is still their QB.

I expected them to take the ball out his hands. 
 

ps. Florida fans are weak

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Care to elaborate 

He is a running threat.  So, there's that.  

 

Carson Beck really fucking sucks.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I will say this.  The Georgia punter was booming the shit out of kicks against us and now looks like our punter.  

Yeah, he looked like freaking Ray Guy against us, and not just by comparison to our pop gun punter.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I will say this.  The Georgia punter was booming the shit out of kicks against us and now looks like our punter.  

It’s because Ewers is a pussy

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

If Florida wins this game, Napier is safe no matter if he loses the rest of the games on the schedule. 

Florida can have the ball on the Georgia 1 and not score. They are fucked. 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

He is a running threat.  So, there's that.  

 

Is he in for Florida?

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

Florida is a fantastic school. It's probably vandy Texas Florida for best schools academically in the SEC. 

Quick Google https://www.statesman.com/story/news/state/2024/04/12/sec-schools-ranked-academically-us-news-2024-texas-football/73292047007/

Yale is yale, but let's stop pretending Florida is a shithole diploma mill. 

EDIT - did not read your link, but it has all of the data below, but from April.  Below is "fresher" data from the USNews site...

If someone thinks UF is not a good school, they are not paying attention.

Here are the USNews rankings - an ok proxy for school "goodness".  Note that each of these schools geniuses and fools ;)

18 - Vandy
30 - Florida
30 - Texas
46 - Georgia
51 - Aggy
105 - Auburn
109 - Missouri
109 - Tennessee
121 - South Carolina
132 - Oklahoma
152 - Kentucky
171 - Alabama
171 - Ole Miss
179 - LSU
189 - Arkansas
214 - Miss St

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Yale qb is butthole.  So next week he’s gonna look like Dan Marino

Here somes gata...  PF defense!  Oh, jawja.

I hope Texas gets another shot at Georgia and Ewers is healthy. Or Arch has had plenty of pt. The secondary is not that good.

ha ha. there's the hold to kill the drive.  that happens all the time

Touchdown GATA.

Why didn't Texas run that play?

4 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

Don't taze me bro!

4 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

The hammer fist to the 65 year old dude is wild 

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