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2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

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They were just trying to beat Elko to the food trucks. 

I’ll admit I was a vag and thought aggy was a well oiled machine. But when they lost Moss that seemed to really kill their confidence. They no doubt have confidence for our game but without that dude I’m not sure they have a realistic chance without our coaching staff shitting the bed

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Baylor students shouting SECSECSEC after beating TCU

They were shouting MVP.

18 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Another from Texags. Hahaha, this can't be real 

Elko Mastermind on Loss

Purposely lost to teach team lesson on being disciplined and prepared. And he knew having 2 losses will make team step up if they want chance at playoffs. Makes the Texas game a must win.

No way that is not parody account 

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5 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

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Maybe if it was 2004 and not 2024 when field rushes happen every week.

I just hope Sark knows he needs to dump one of the next few games to get the Longhorns focused for the rest of the season.

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8 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Go home ESPN, you're drunk, high and on bath salts. "Elite" LO fucking L.

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South Carolina would have beaten LSU if not for the refs. It was really bad. 

 

On ESPN GameDay all the regulars picked aggy for the win.  The guest picked the Cocks.  Whoops. 

10 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

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Knew this was coming...put it on a cup, aggy! 

17 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

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"While most people would see this as an embarrassing loss, the reality is that Elko has once again outsmarted the TU coach by intentionally losing this game to make sure the team would be fired up for the TU game."

Just now, Sejjr said:

Knew this was coming...put it on a cup, aggy! 

TShirt... "The mark of a championship" on front pic of SCAR students rushing field on back.

so is this a "real program" still?  I'm confused.

3 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

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This is hands down one of the greatest comments in the history of the internet

10 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Never change.

 

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Best 2 loss team in the country 

Trajectory of the program is the new moral victory.

At least we're good enough for people to be a little surprised when they beat us.

Last year, we find a way to lose that game by 31 instead of 24.

Etc.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

so is this a "real program" still?  I'm confused.

Best 7-2 team ever. A real program has a coach who loses a game down the stretch to keep players focused. 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

so is this a "real program" still?  I'm confused.

This loss is even better than the loss to NOTTER DAAYME! 

stupid sip

35 minutes ago, TOR said:

We should have gone to the big 10.

And people who think like Jeff Ward (he still says it), wanted Texas in the PAC-10. He still claims, "It's a cultural fit," but really they all just wanted to bundle Texas games with West Coast travel destinations.

did they cancel the call in show?

1 hour ago, Cody2422 said:

Our line has to play better than usc, Quinn isn’t avoiding these sacks like sellers

We’re gonna set a new record for sideline screen plays in a game . It’s gonna be awesome 

That was a better loss a than Notre Dame. 

4 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

It seems they did.  This is the Aggie channel. The regime does not allow too much negativity.

Sports Talk | Sports Radio 1150 The Zone

Liucci is being buttered up and roasted for Elko as we speak. Elko needs calories.

11 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Holy shit LSU and Mizzou are bad bad bad teams. 
 

aggy gonna end up with 4 losses and no ranked wins? Auburn will beat them.

They won’t. Auburn is BAD bad.

9 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

We’re gonna set a new record for sideline screen plays in a game . It’s gonna be awesome 

Yea, if slow ass Sanders is burning them on the outside for 50 yard touchdowns Blue and Bond are going to feast. Their secondary is fucking slow, people decided to forget that last week.

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Aggy gonna Aggy.

Calendar says November so you know what that means.  FURK.

27 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

They were shouting MVP.

They were saying Boo-urns

Wow. It seems they really aren’t doing an aggy postgame show on their “flagship” radio station? You do you and always stay “aggy” aggy

31 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

I’ll admit I was a vag and thought aggy was a well oiled machine. But when they lost Moss that seemed to really kill their confidence. They no doubt have confidence for our game but without that dude I’m not sure they have a realistic chance without our coaching staff shitting the bed

It was 14-0 before the Moss injury, they got wiped as I predicted they would, never assume they are a well oiled machine.

3 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Wow. It seems they really aren’t doing an aggy postgame show on their “flagship” radio station? You do you and always stay “aggy” aggy

I tuned in and heard like 10 minutes of adds then it just said now back to the regular scheduled program.  Think they cut it very short and just ran adds then back to the national broadcast. 

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20 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

And people who think like Jeff Ward (he still says it), wanted Texas in the PAC-10. He still claims, "It's a cultural fit," but really they all just wanted to bundle Texas games with West Coast travel destinations.

and?

35 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

I’ll admit I was a vag and thought aggy was a well oiled machine. But when they lost Moss that seemed to really kill their confidence. They no doubt have confidence for our game but without that dude I’m not sure they have a realistic chance without our coaching staff shitting the bed

its science with a tad bit of history, but aggy HAS NEVER BEEN A WELL OILED MACHINE EVER. you need to repent fine sir. aggy is the picture of basic bitch. 

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I tuned in and heard like 10 minutes of adds then it just said now back to the regular scheduled program.  Think they cut it very short and just ran adds then back to the national broadcast. 

They had a post-game show which consisted of Aggie highlights like they had won the game. When it ended, they mentioned some things they regularly carry wouldn't happen this week due to it being a bye week for Aggy, then they ran all the ads and joined ESPN radio. No mention of the usual post-game call in show.

13 minutes ago, linux said:

It was 14-0 before the Moss injury, they got wiped as I predicted they would, never assume they are a well oiled machine.

Is there a video of the Moss play where he got hurt?

44-20 and that is WITH the aggy tackles choke blocking the SC DE's all night.

19 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

They were saying Boo-urns

Shaggy.  

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Is there a video of the Moss play where he got hurt?

By the movement of his knee, it was... uh, not good.

 

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50 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

I’ll admit I was a vag and thought aggy was a well oiled machine. 

Why? That’s dumb. 
 

Theyre the same wannabe program theyve always been. 

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