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Am I mistaken or is the SCAR cheer a lot stronger than Texas?

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Just now, SimkinsMan said:

The roller coaster meme, god bless it, never fails.

You can set you watch to this, in every fucking sport.

Go ahead and melt Aggy 

aggy mouthing off even when they get get beaten.

Some things never change.

Elko always looks confused and disoriented. 

Just now, EZ$ said:

Elko always looks confused and disoriented. 

He's starving. Low blood sugar

Edited by Kel Varnsen

Are the booth cunts really talking about penalties?

Lets go Cocks!

Just now, TexArcher said:

I bet Mike Elko smells like cream cheese.

I'd imagine it's a smell much worse than that.

Short

How do you not call the encroachment?

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I bet Mike Elko smells like cream cheese.

This is so disgusting it should be quoted.

Just now, Plorant said:

I'd imagine it's a smell much worse than that.

Cottage cheese

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If they jump offside, you have to snap it or move dumbasses

Take the big dude under center and push the fucking pile. 
 

 

no wncroaachment you dumb fucks

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

What is McDonough talking about?  Punting from your own 35 down 10 with 20 minutes to go is giving up?  The question is why they were going for it in the own end the other times.

The way he was talking I’m fairly certain he forgot it was the third quarter 

If they jump offside, you have to snap it or move dumbasses

Guard tried to slap him on the head. Lol

Should have fucking went for it.  Or snapped on the offsides. 
 

This team is still trying not to win. 

Just now, Enchubben said:

The way he was talking I’m fairly certain he forgot it was the third quarter 

I wouldn't be surprised if he thought it was the bottom of the 7th.

SEC refs. the OL has to make contact now?

2 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

He's starving.

The one thing he definitely is not…is starving. 

Mike Elko obviously has a tangy, sulfur-like smell that comes from his inability to reach behind his massive gut to properly wipe his pooper. It's topped with liberal use of Axe body spray.

Edited by WelfareBuysMyWeed

Fuck aggy, that is all

Just now, EZ$ said:

The one thing he definitely is not…is starving. 

I meant starving as in very hungry

They literally had the chance, as the underdog, to keep their foot in their neck and bitched out.  
 

They are the far more physical team.  They went full pussy. 

6 minutes ago, TOR said:

Am I mistaken or is the SCAR cheer a lot stronger than Texas?

Yeah but we got them on bottles on the field. 

more holding not called.  how do you miss that?

Why didn't South Carolina go for it on 4th down? Fucking pussies. That's how underdog teams lose.

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