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Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition

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9 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

 

Pics of Sis? I'm still looking for something for my drive between Dallas and Houston

If she looks anything like northloop I'd recommend against that.

8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

If she looks anything like northloop I'd recommend against that.

Don't overestimate my standards. 

She's full MAGA, so your dick would likely turn into a cheeto. 

  • 3 weeks later...

We've gotta do an out & back to San Antonio for lunch today w/ Mrs GOTJ's family. 5 hours of driving for a crappy meal when most of the attendees don't like each other. The worst part is we've got a legitimate out but my wife refuses to take it. Which means on the 2.5 hour drive home when I'll be trying to listen to the first half of the game, I'm going to have to hear her bitch about what an awful time it was & how we really could have used the time to get our house prepped before the contractors start the guest bath reno next week. I'm screwed six ways to Sunday.

5 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I'm screwed six ways to Sunday.

That’s why you’re doing it. Undefeated. 

24 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

We've gotta do an out & back to San Antonio for lunch today w/ Mrs GOTJ's family. 5 hours of driving for a crappy meal when most of the attendees don't like each other. The worst part is we've got a legitimate out but my wife refuses to take it. Which means on the 2.5 hour drive home when I'll be trying to listen to the first half of the game, I'm going to have to hear her bitch about what an awful time it was & how we really could have used the time to get our house prepped before the contractors start the guest bath reno next week. I'm screwed six ways to Sunday.

Slip some Benadryl in her cherry coke at the restaurant. 

It went about as expected. A shitty drive (I hadn't been in NW SA in over 10 years; that 1604/I-10 interchange is a mess), 2 hours of watching awkward family conversations over lunch at Alamo Cafe, wrapped up by listening to the first half of a shitty game on the way home. Wasted Saturday. 

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