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  • immamac changed the title to 🇺🇸 2024 Election Day 🇺🇸
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We will unlock this thread as soon as polls close and there are results that start becoming available. 

There is a separate thread that will also be pinned that will move MUCH slower than this thread and only have official results updates, schedules for ballot drops and critical information for the election such as major decisions or calls from major statistical networks that are reputable (AP, ABC, etc.)

We will also pin the Official Surly Horns Electoral Map at the top of this thread and that thread. It will update when there is consensus from 3 or more major sources. It will start unfilled and only reflect the Presidential race. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

First beer is cracked 

Jamo has been open since noon.  I may not make it to 9pm

Are we all heading to the Election Day thread once it opens? I need to know which thread to track while I'm at my kid's fucking soccer practice. 

 

Just now, The Dog said:

 

Economy isn't too far off either. Also the main issue of early exit pollers being democracy and that they overwhelming trust in the election process ain't great for the orange man.

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

not good enough

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

First beer is cracked 

Bartender keeps giving me Patron shots as soon as the magic timer on the free drinks app lets him.   i’m down to only 10 drinks in the plan tonight. Pretty sure that won’t be enough.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

First beer is cracked 

Not to brag, but I am somewhat of a day-drinking aficionado. I'm going to be a lot of fun until 9pm PDT, utterly useless afterwards.

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

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Gonna be a long-ass fucking night

fun fact: the meaning of that sentence changes to be applicable to trump if you move the hyphen one word over

13 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Holy shit--I caught up on this thread!

For now

Harris doing like 6 points better in Sullivan County, Indiana than Biden 2020. 

2 points better than Biden in Whitley County, KY

1 point better in Kenton County, KY

3 points better in laurel County, KY

All still early, but good signs? 

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2 minutes ago, 1978horn said:

Jamo has been open since noon.  I may not make it to 9pm

This is why I am going with coffee right now. Alarm goes off at 4. Napping is impossible. The same nervous energy that hit me at 4:03 is still going.

14 minutes ago, troph said:

Shit it has to be 45th and Lamar ? We was just gonna roll up to the one in the galleria like the lake Travis marina rats we are.

Pshaw, "marina rats"

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I can only imagine how utterly fucked up I would get tonight if I was still drinking. 

Stopped at The Center of The Universe on the way home.  Let's do this!

 

It has been eerily quiet in my very Trumpy office today.  🤘

Are we all heading to the Election Day thread once it opens? I need to know which thread to track while I'm at my kid's fucking soccer practice. 
 

Is that one supposed to be all business or is buffoonery allowed in there?

I got to drop some Shakespeare on a moron I went to HS with who has all kinds of facts (economy, etc.) wrong.  I'm sure he has no idea what the quote means nor where it came from.  Felt good.

It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

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1 minute ago, texasdago said:

Pshaw, "marina rats"

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I was a marina rat in college. 

I took a walk to try to relax after voting and I think something very bad happened at a neighbors house as there was 5 LPD cruisers sitting out front. So that mitigated the walk a bit 

Just now, C-Man said:


Is that one supposed to be all business or is buffoonery allowed in there?

Would it make a difference?

20 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’ve spent a lifetime hating the city of Philadelphia ever since they cheered Michael Irvin’s injury. If they carry Pennsylvania, then between that and Jerry Jones being a shit stain, I’m going to give Philly a pass this year to abuse the Cowboy’s rotting carcass. 

I hate Jerry jones more than anyone in this world right now not named Trump so yeah, Philly is cool with me if they save us yet again.

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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The dotard carried those eastern Kentucky redneck counties at about a 64% to 34% clip in 2020. 

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STAY STRONG GEORGIA, FUCK THESE FASCISTS 

 

3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Harris doing like 6 points better in Sullivan County, Indiana than Biden 2020. 

2 points better than Biden in Whitley County, KY

1 point better in Kenton County, KY

3 points better in laurel County, KY

All still early, but good signs? 

where you getting your county-by-county breakdowns?

 

4 minutes ago, quigley said:

Pelosi needs a bad ass nickname.

Bad Ass Bitch?

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

The dotard carried those eastern Kentucky redneck counties at about a 64% to 34% clip in 2020. 

She's doing 1-3 points better than Biden in the redneck counties that report early (so far).  My initial fear was Trump juicing up his margins somehow and it shows early, but if he loses 1-3 points in these counties, I will be fucking relieved.

But it is still early! 

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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Ballgame /Greenspoint 

LMAO at Jake Tapper getting the vapors over early results in "key states" -- Indiana and Kentucky.

Sweet! Do we know if we get to still be a country yet?

Gonna just rapid fire random things:

Steuben County, IN - 50% in

Trump 4 points behind 2020 so far. 

Dubois County, IN - 63% in

Harris cut into this margin by 2 points

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