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#151
10 minutes ago, immamac said:

We have more than triple the viewers. They will be behind us and night crew. Some of you just don't understand how big the site is. 

Are you saying we're famous?

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#153

Franklin County, KY is also doing quite well compared to 2020, but still early (40% in)

Lexington burb.

#155
Just now, Pancho said:

Still too early, but Harris is winning Hamilton County, Indiana (nawf of Indianapolis) by 2 with 65% of the vote in.

Turnip won this by 7 last time

I was about to make this same comment. In Kentucky, there's also Franklin County, where she's winning right now but it went for Trump last time.

#156
3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I miss the dude, but yeah, he'd longcat the fuck out of these threads. 

I was at the BOR meeting the other day and some heavy hitters in the txGOP were there and they shared their concern with ....

300 words later

So take it for what it's worth.

:D

 

#158

Which is the thread that’s gonna move “slow” with only official updates or whatever 

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#160
We evacuated The Episcopal Church of the Redeemer (2944 Erie Ave, 45208) in Hyde Park which serves precincts Cincinnati 4B and 4G. All voters scheduled to vote at that location should report to Knox Presbyterian Church (3400 Michigan Ave, 45208) for voting.
This is the worst part of the election cycle. This exact point of the evening. I very much feel for those of you on TV right now. There is not a lot to be said, but very soon there will be more than we can possibly digest and understand in real time.

 

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#161
1 minute ago, F250 said:

Soon, motherfucker.

They all know what’s coming for them. As I’ve learned from all the lawyers here, the wheels of justice grind slowly but mutha fucker, they do grind

#162
2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I think it’s crazy that the entirety of our wealth can be managed from our phones, and multimillion dollar deals can be closed using docusign, but to elect our leaders we have to stand in line for hours or use the fucking mail. Annoys the shit out of me.

If we could vote by phone, Putin or Xi Jinping might be elected president. 

#163
Just now, MissingInAction said:

Are saying we're famous?

 In-famous it's when you're more than famous.

#164
Just now, texas08 said:

Which is the thread that’s gonna move “slow” with only official updates or whatever 

There isn’t one. This is fucking it. Strap the fuck in. 

#166
1 minute ago, bolverk said:

I was about to make this same comment. In Kentucky, there's also Franklin County, where she's winning right now but it went for Trump last time.

Very likely these are early votes, but the nationwide trend has been early votes will be redder and E-Day will be bluer.  So will the margins increase?

Was Ann Selzer the true harbinger of the election??? 

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#167
8 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Does anyone else wish YGIFS was here? I think he’d be loving this shit

I am not generally a religious or spiritual person, but I choose to believe YGIFS has gone full Obi Wan and is doing his part from beyond the veil.

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#172
4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

There isn’t one. This is fucking it. Strap the fuck in. 

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#179

Just poured a vodka gimlet that was almost all vodka. I'm out of bourbon and had to watch the kid all day and didn't want to take him into a liquor store, so I'm going to order booze on UberEats for the first time. Let's get this done.

#181
Just now, immamac said:

I just got home, I'm setting everything up now. I had to juggle kids swim lessons and cooking the casserole 

hot dish

#184
Just now, immamac said:

I just got home, I'm setting everything up now. I had to juggle kids swim lessons and cooking the casserole 

Why do all of @mdmost's yarns not show up and make me click on a "I'm human" page?

And yes, I know that I touch myself.

#185

Gonna step out for a bit and get some dinner with the kiddos.  Crossing fingers I come back to some more good news.

#186
“Two minutes left on the clock. The good news is, we’ve got the damn ball.”More: https://t.co/bZLoYeeJAo https://t.co/vUqSbGAqff

 

#187
4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So now Russia is calling in bomb threats everywhere? Jesus.  

I don’t understand how people think this is ok and still support that fascist fuck. 
 

What does Russia have to lose with Fuckface losing?

#188
Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Bourbon or margs? Tell me what to do fellas

Yes.

#191
1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

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/csb my wife is the youngest of 6.  The next oldest sister looks like a prettier version of Bette Davis.  It's kinda distracting.

#195
Made for TV moment: Kamala Harris talking to a voter at a phone bank, while the woman she’s talking to is watching Harris on live television.

 

#197
Just now, DDD Dad said:

Why do all of @mdmost's yarns not show up and make me click on a "I'm human" page?

And yes, I know that I touch myself.

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Ooh, ooh, I'm going to play the overanalyze partial results game too (like I said, this window of time is bruuutal) - our modeled party ID for the early vote in Hamilton County was +17R. https://t.co/G05uyLfkM2

 

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