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Just now, TexArcher said:

Okay, y'all, I'm as cynical as they get, as most of you probably know.

But can someone tell me why people are panicking right now?

Every state Trump's won was expected.ย  Kamala's got the early lead in crucial PA and MI.ย ย 

So...ย  Nothing is fucked, yet, right?

ย 

People wanted a blowout. Thatโ€™s probably not happening so now weโ€™re naturally stressed.

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Okay, y'all, I'm as cynical as they get, as most of you probably know.

But can someone tell me why people are panicking right now?

Every state Trump's won was expected.ย  Kamala's got the early lead in crucial PA and MI.ย ย 

So...ย  Nothing is fucked, yet, right?

ย 

Itโ€™s Surly?

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

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Seems like a lot of votes are in and she's way behind. I just don't see it, seems it's all on PA, MI, WI.

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Bro

who's called it?ย ย 

6 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

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Negroni #2ย 

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only 8 more free drinks tonight. ย i may have planned poorly

1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

FL affirming choice, but not weed, is believable. Lots of elderly folk are suspicious of the devilโ€™s lettuce, but senior ladies fought too hard for choice.

They didn't, both failed.

Some of yall have mad PTSD from 2016.

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me included

8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I need some good news, then I can open the wine.ย ย 

Shit girl, I opened my box of TJ cab as soon as I finished my workout.

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Harris projected winner in NE-02ย 

somewhere in middle america

4 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

My heart is racing and I canโ€™t sit stillโ€ฆand I havenโ€™t even done any blow yet

Get to it man!

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Okay, y'all, I'm as cynical as they get, as most of you probably know.

But can someone tell me why people are panicking right now?

Every state Trump's won was expected.ย  Kamala's got the early lead in crucial PA and MI.ย ย 

So...ย  Nothing is fucked, yet, right?

ย 

correct.

cnn, the network i'm watching, is doing their normal bend over backwards for the republicans dance. but nothing unexpected so far, and actually the signs are looking okay

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Okay, y'all, I'm as cynical as they get, as most of you probably know.

But can someone tell me why people are panicking right now?

Every state Trump's won was expected.ย  Kamala's got the early lead in crucial PA and MI.ย ย 

So...ย  Nothing is fucked, yet, right?

Worry when Trump wins a state Kamala can't afford to lose.

Until then, it's all noise.

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2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

cnn is doing some wwird fuckery with their calls with governors going one way and the president going uncalled or the other way

Iโ€™m on msnbc so itโ€™s nbc news

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Harris wins Virginiaย 

I don't think I can keep following the "shift" map that JS1 posted earlier tonight.ย  It's nothing but red arrows in most of the key swing states.ย  Hell, looking at it you would think the dotard is running away with VA.

19 small counties in Georgia haven't reported at all - but that will be it for the red mirage.ย  ย From there on out, it's margins in Atlanta, Savannah, Augusta and Athens, primarily.ย ย 

3 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

CNN has been calling all the red states early and refuse to call any blue states, despite other outlets having called them a long time ago (i.e. NJ).ย  Gonna be like Trump: 200, Harris 35 before they start filling in the blue states.

yeah, this is the narrative they've chosen.ย 

it's weird, but it's clear. texas but no new york?

ok.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Okay, y'all, I'm as cynical as they get, as most of you probably know.

But can someone tell me why people are panicking right now?

Every state Trump's won was expected.ย  Kamala's got the early lead in crucial PA and MI.ย ย 

So...ย  Nothing is fucked, yet, right?

ย 

Have you ever followed a Surly game thread?

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Okay, y'all, I'm as cynical as they get, as most of you probably know.

But can someone tell me why people are panicking right now?

Every state Trump's won was expected.ย  Kamala's got the early lead in crucial PA and MI.ย ย 

So...ย  Nothing is fucked, yet, right?

ย 

Because you're all a bunch of neurotic message-board addicts.ย 

From what I'm seeing I'm leaning a Kamala win.ย 

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Okay, y'all, I'm as cynical as they get, as most of you probably know.

But can someone tell me why people are panicking right now?

Every state Trump's won was expected.ย  Kamala's got the early lead in crucial PA and MI.ย ย 

So...ย  Nothing is fucked, yet, right?

ย 

A hope that we could all go to bed on time,ย  settled in the fact of a Harris win.ย ย 

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1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

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only 8 more free drinks tonight. ย i may have planned poorly

send a glass over to that handsome devil in the blue muumuu

Fucking individual stories irritate me. ย People are stupids.

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Anyone writing off Georgia should go find the graphic John King just put on the board that showed where the outstanding votes are at. Lots of blue in that view.

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Sitting in the L&D with my wife starting the induction process for our first makes for an interesting day today.ย 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Iโ€™m on msnbc so itโ€™s nbc news

i think both nbc and cnn are doing the same thing, bending over backwards to make sure any calls of 'bias' can be mitigated.ย 

We have been saying it for several elections now, but D's have got to figure out some way to regain different sects of the Hispanic vote.ย  We're getting killed by them.

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

People wanted a blowout. Thatโ€™s probably not happening so now weโ€™re naturally stressed.

Yeah, that was never, ever happening.

This place is notorious for saying Fire CDC and Sark the moment Bolden drops a pass. I love it here.

I know shit about fuck but Iโ€™m 3 derka dogs, 7 Pacificoโ€™s and a few shots in. This doesnโ€™t look great man what the fuckย 

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

My wife is in full on panic mode. Someone give me some hopium.ย 

Mine, too. Time for some shots of Jamo for her.ย 

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Respectfully, a lot of people need to log off or drink some water to ease the gummy panic high. I was hoping this thread would be informational, not hysterical.ย 

The dream scenario didn't happen, big fucking deal. Everything we need and more is still in play.ย 

ย 

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


They did not pass the abortion amendment. For the 25th time in this thread you need 60% in Florida.ย 

Noobs, man!

1 minute ago, Celery Man said:

send a glass over to that handsome devil in the blue muumuu

around here, his nickname is โ€œskinnyโ€

Just now, theaveragejon said:

Sitting in the L&D with my wife starting the induction process for our first makes for an interesting day today.ย 


My daughter was 1 week old on Election Day 2016. From my lips to Godโ€™s ears I hope this one turns out better for all of us. Best of luck with the delivery!

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

People wanted a blowout. Thatโ€™s probably not happening so now weโ€™re naturally stressed.

I started to get stressed, but then I realized I'm monitoring what amounts to a Surly game thread, and literally every claim you guys make in the first quarter is proven wrong.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

We have been saying it for several elections now, but D's have got to figure out some way to regain different sects of the Hispanic vote.ย  We're getting killed by them.

We need to get more of them to graduate college.ย  There's no such thing as the Hispanic vote.

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

I was hoping this thread would be informational, not hysterical.ย 

It's like you've never been on a surly game thread.

1 minute ago, theaveragejon said:

Sitting in the L&D with my wife starting the induction process for our first makes for an interesting day today.ย 

Congrats on the sec.ย 

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Respectfully, a lot of people need to log off or drink some water to ease the gummy panic high. I was hoping this thread would be informational, not hysterical.ย 

The dream scenario didn't happen, big fucking deal. Everything we need and more is still in play.ย 

ย 

Honestly the dream scenario for me was repeating Biden, we can still do better than that withย  NC.

People hopium for FL and TX are still too far off, these are MAGA sink states.

Sometimes these guys get too sucked in to percentages.ย  Sometimes I see same or better percentage for a person than the 2020 comp but their total votes is lower....so the votes are lower so did they move and vote elsewhere or did they just not vote.ย ย 

Stiizzy vapes and Ruby Red Deep Eddy in my bean bag chair doom scrolling, puppy snoring. I'm not freaking out yet.ย 

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Please letโ€™s not have Wisconsin close. That was literally the plot line of the final season of Succession.ย 

I'm off topic and kind of drunk but I laughed so hard at Cameron Frye choosing Famous Blue Raincoat for karaoke. One of the most beautiful songs ever but such a bad song for karaoke.ย ย 

Just now, Pancho said:

CNN is slow to call states

slow to call *blue states

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Okay, y'all, I'm as cynical as they get, as most of you probably know.

But can someone tell me why people are panicking right now?

Every state Trump's won was expected.ย  Kamala's got the early lead in crucial PA and MI.ย ย 

So...ย  Nothing is fucked, yet, right?

ย 

Correct, nothing is fucked yet Dude. The holy grail PA looks very promisingย 

23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

They have, and Harris lost by 13?

Man those idiots probably read the ballot wrong.ย 

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