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I'm too stressed.  I'm gonna go rub one out.

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Sometimes these guys get too sucked in to percentages.  Sometimes I see same or better percentage for a person than the 2020 comp but their total votes is lower....so the votes are lower so did they move and vote elsewhere or did they just not vote.  

It's why I turned it off.

Georgia and NC are still possible. 
 

rumors of Michigan and Nevada likely going to Harris.

pennsylvania looking good.  
 

don’t get why people are freaking out.

Needle has moved NC back to tossup from Lean R, fyi

CNN making a play for eyeballs this was expected. 

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Okay, I'm back.  What did I miss?

3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

yeah, this is the narrative they've chosen. 

it's weird, but it's clear. texas but no new york?

ok.

Why not throw in Cali, OR, and WA right now?  We know what's happening with them.

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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only 8 more free drinks tonight.  i may have planned poorly

CSB: on the day of the tOSU game in '05 I went to lunch at the Whataburger in Winter Park (now closed).  I got #10 for my double meat with onions, pickles, and ketchup.

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5 minutes ago, WBT said:

somewhere in middle america

Get right to heart of matters.

 

 

Why is Harris losing vote share in heavily black rural NC counties compared to Biden?  That's strange.

fox news just said that trump started the night with a 58% chance to win according to betting odds, and that that number has gone up to 68% since the night started. what does this mean?

2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I know shit about fuck but I’m 3 derka dogs, 7 Pacifico’s and a few shots in. This doesn’t look great man what the fuck 

I'm drinking a 25 oz Busch because I had to add like $1.90 to my DoorDash order to get the fee waived. 

I’m not sure having a milk shake instead of drugs was the right call 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Worry when Trump wins a state Kamala can't afford to lose.

Until then, it's all noise.

I hear you but I wanted a fucking mandate and an early night and to feel ok about the Senate. I wanted 330ish electoral votes and a clear repudiation of the fascist fuckface. 

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

I started to get stressed, but then I realized I'm monitoring what amounts to a Surly game thread, and literally every claim you guys make in the first quarter is proven wrong.

Also, I have never given the slightest of fucks about Florida or Texas. Their margins mean nothing. Everyone from a blue state can attest to where all of there most basic friends have been moving.

We have been saying it for several elections now, but D's have got to figure out some way to regain different sects of the Hispanic vote.  We're getting killed by them.

Well, they better have figured it out today because otherwise there’s not a next election to worry about.
Just now, Voldemort86 said:

don’t get why people are freaking out.

Because in terms of what should be the result everyone realizes that for a healthy society this should be a Harris blowout. Even the @Rex Kramer out front shoulda told ya.

And because it's not many people are upset.

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Seems like a lot of votes are in and she's way behind. I just don't see it, seems it's all on PA, MI, WI.

3.7 million votes in and they're estimating over 5 million total.  She would only need to win about 60% of the remainder which presumably leans urban and suburban.  It's hardly decided.

Just now, Derka said:

fox news just said that trump started the night with a 58% chance to win according to betting odds, and that that number has gone up to 68% since the night started. what does this mean?

It means that Fox News eats more dicks than Bob Stoops.

Just now, Derka said:

fox news just said that trump started the night with a 58% chance to win according to betting odds, and that that number has gone up to 68% since the night started. what does this mean?

Nothing

1) Campaign Panic

2) Deltas from 2020

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101212) Betting odds.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why not throw in Cali, OR, and WA right now?  We know what's happening with them.

Their polls aren't closed yet.  They will all get called at 9:00 cst.

Just now, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Fire James Carville!!!!!

say what 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why not throw in Cali, OR, and WA right now?  We know what's happening with them.

i'm fine with the "wait till the polls close" sort of thing, but new york is est right now and it's past 9pm. are the polls still open there? we know that's blue. we know texas is red. calling them both at the same time makes sense.

but i guess no

I need some good news, then I can open the wine.  

The good news is that you probably have enough money to flee the US.
People wanted a blowout. That’s probably not happening so now we’re naturally stressed.

It was NEVER going n to happen. Yall were all hitting the world’s biggest crack pipe for weeks.
A hope that we could all go to bed on time,  settled in the fact of a Harris win.  
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Exactly. Hope is poison.
3 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

There's no such thing as the Hispanic vote.

That's why I said "different sects" as in they are groups under the big tent.  We need to pick off some of those groups.

1 minute ago, Derka said:

fox news just said that trump started the night with a 58% chance to win according to betting odds, and that that number has gone up to 68% since the night started. what does this mean?

Retards live betting while watching Fox?

1 minute ago, Derka said:

fox news just said that trump started the night with a 58% chance to win according to betting odds, and that that number has gone up to 68% since the night started. what does this mean?

Dems panicking when there’s no reason to do so.

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

I've got a pint of Jameson and a 12r of lone star.

Just had another bottle delivered and licked the coke plate clean.

It's ok

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'm too stressed.  I'm gonna go rub one out.

I hope, by that, you mean...

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1 minute ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

Why is Harris losing vote share in heavily black rural NC counties compared to Biden?  That's strange.

Old Freak Nasty brothers don't like strong women?

2 minutes ago, Derka said:

fox news just said that trump started the night with a 58% chance to win according to betting odds, and that that number has gone up to 68% since the night started. what does this mean?

Nothing until he wins a state Kamala can't afford to lose.

27 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I think people expected not to lose Florida by 13. That's a bit of a problem.

She was not counting on Florida to push her over the top.

A lot of people didn’t really pay attention to the immigration from other states or didn’t think it was that big (I’m guilty of that).

6 minutes ago, RichUT said:

Anyone writing off Georgia should go find the graphic John King just put on the board that showed where the outstanding votes are at. Lots of blue in that view.

Approximately how many expected votes left uncounted in Georgia? 2 million?

Kornacki is basically doom scrolling through GA and NC, if the cities are going to make a bigger difference, he should fucking say it, becasue it sounds bad, like really bad.

Majority of Floridians wanted abortion and weed but the republicans rigged it against them

Shit Trump is smoking her in Ohio...

Just now, Bojack said:

I hear you but I wanted a fucking mandate and an early night and to feel ok about the Senate. I wanted 330ish electoral votes and a clear repudiation of the fascist fuckface. 

It was never going to be a landslide.  There wasn't anything remotely reflecting that in any data.   Like I said last week, it was shocking to me how much both "sides" were convinced they were going to win easily.  Just proof of what a tailored algorithm and groupthink within tribes is doing to society. 

7 minutes ago, RichUT said:

Anyone writing off Georgia should go find the graphic John King just put on the board that showed where the outstanding votes are at. Lots of blue in that view.

Yeah, heat map hugely in our favor, hugely.  

Just now, 'stache said:

Kornacki is basically doom scrolling through GA and NC, if the cities are going to make a bigger difference, he should fucking say it, becasue it sounds bad, like really bad.

He’s trying to keep you watching. You’re currency.

Best case is 2020 with NC flipped.  That is not the rebuke of Trump we needed.  The motherfucker tried to incite his followers to overthrow the fucking government.

2 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

Why is Harris losing vote share in heavily black rural NC counties compared to Biden?  That's strange.

It's the lack of support from Women compared to Biden that has perplexed me given the past few years and Trumps views. 

I hear you but I wanted a fucking mandate and an early night and to feel ok about the Senate. I wanted 330ish electoral votes and a clear repudiation of the fascist fuckface. 

That was never going to happen. It’s at best a tossup, just like it has been for months.
This country is sucky, full of sucky people.
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Needle has moved NC back to tossup from Lean R, fyi

 

3 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

not feeling great about nc

Lulz peak Surly 

I know you're all wondering how things are going at TexAgs.  So. . .

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