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Just now, B00M said:

Yeah, right after Trump declares victoryย 

Couldn't give the slightest of fucks. They're not going to stop counting.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

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add me in, itโ€™s doneย 

Again, based on what?

3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Look, I'm not @TexArcher, @Biff Tannen, or @Brisketexanย level scared pussy, but I'm getting there

All I ever said was that those of y'all expecting a blowout were crazy and I was concerned, as were pretty much all of the Democrat strategists.ย  The only place I ever heard overwhelming confidence was here.

And, perhaps ironically, I'm the one now saying this doesn't seem over at all yet...?

Give her CA and the majority of the battlegrounds...

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Seems like made for TV election coverage IMO.

It's like people don't understand for-profit television.

Just now, Da Fino said:

NBC is now blaming her for not distancing from Biden.ย 

The quote about not doing anything different than Biden was a huge gaffe

Just now, B00M said:

Yeah, right after Trump declares victoryย 

Yep. This is a knife fight. Urban votes take the longest to count. We might need to rethink posting texags screenshots.ย 

Just now, aggie08 said:

Again, based on what?

Big feelsย 

Imagine voting for Rick Scott and Ted Cruz

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Think Iโ€™ll take a second gummy. Just as a precaution.ย 

Right there with you. 50 mg down the hatch!

Trump needs to break out the pimp cane.

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Biden saved more pensions than trump ever did by a factor of 50,000

I don't think you get the joke. Or you're taking it way too seriously.ย 

Edibles give you paranoia just drink like normal men

1 minute ago, WBT said:

The quote about not doing anything different than Biden was a huge gaffe

It really was.ย  He's sitting there on 39% approval and you can't think of one thing you'd do differently?

I get loyalty, but god dammit...

4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

It's so surreal that we're here. Can't really explain it, but this doesn't feel like real life.ย 

Could just be the weed though.ย 

Sheโ€™s still gonna win but we need to ditch the EC once and for all and make candidates campaign nation-wide.

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5 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Okay, not meaning to rain on anyone's parade, but I know lots of very nice Trump voters.ย  They are misinformed, and wrongheaded, but I'd still trust them when it came down to "humanity" or helping their fellow man.

EOM

All of the Southern racists brought food to sick neighbors, taught Sunday school, consoled friends. ย They were the same families who supported ย hanging blacks and who threw rocks at school buses of little black kids. ย 

What you see in those people is them treating their fellow man well - so long as they look, worship and think exactly like them. ย  Your friends are likely all in on deporting the Haitians from Springfieldโ€ฆ but theyโ€™ll bring a poundcake by to the neighbor who just lost their dog.ย 

Just now, Bullneck said:

Imagine voting for Rick Scott and Ted Cruz

Voting for both is unethical and voter fraud ๐Ÿ˜Š

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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add me in, itโ€™s doneย 

Look hate me and all that, but as a republican and non-Harris supporter, I havenโ€™t seen anything to make me feel confident. Probably a large amount of votes from heavy urban areas will swing the needle in states like GA NC and VA from what they show currentlyย 

My gf just told me her friend's bf, a guy I already didn't like, voted for Trump because "he heard Harris supports Ukraine and he doesn't want more people to die."

I hate so many people I know right now.ย 

Maybe we need a trumpkin to come in to this thread and start talking shit. It happened in 2020, I feel like at a similar point in the night, then things started to turn around.

Doesnโ€™t feel great right now, but a ways to go.

Just now, linux said:

Edibles give you paranoia just drink like normal men

I mean seriously, harden the fuck up, Surly.

WI, MI, PA, NV coming through. Itโ€™s like a game day thread where Texas is losing by 3 in the 2nd quarter around here tonightย 

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

Voting for both is unethical and voter fraud ๐Ÿ˜Š

Yes, but Soros pays well.

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Look hate me and all that, but as a republican and non-Harris supporter, I havenโ€™t seen anything to make me feel confident. Probably a large amount of votes from heavy urban areas will swing the needle in states like GA NC and VA from what they show currentlyย 

Not falling for this banana in the tailpipe.

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

How can you vote for Rick Scott Donald Trump and then also vote for abortion rights?

The American electorate are idiots.ย 

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

How can you vote for Rick Scott Donald Trump and then also vote for abortion rights?

60% threshold is tough to beatย 

1 minute ago, Hookah Horns said:

My gf just told me her friend's bf, a guy I already didn't like, voted for Trump because "he heard Harris supports Ukraine and he doesn't want more people to die."

I hate so many people I know right now.ย 

This shit is on Musk and Zucc for creating algorithms that forcefeed idiotic content to susceptible rubes. It's not just for Boomers anymore

3 minutes ago, linux said:

Edibles give you paranoia just drink like normal men

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WI, MI, PA, NV coming through. Itโ€™s like a game day thread where Texas is losing by 3 in the 2nd quarter around here tonightย 

We arenโ€™t getting WI. This is the problem. It may be the whole problem.
5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Again, based on what?

Fucking hysteria, or a week-old xitter post.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

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That reads like that scene in Dead Poetโ€™s Society where Neilโ€™s brains are on the floor and his mom is screaming โ€œitโ€™s okayโ€.ย 

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

How can you vote for Rick Scott Donald Trump and then also vote for abortion rights?

you're not a single issue voter?

1 minute ago, Hookah Horns said:

My gf just told me her friend's bf, a guy I already didn't like, voted for Trump because "he heard Harris supports Ukraine and he doesn't want more people to die."

I hate so many people I know right now.ย 

The Reagan attack on public education has exponentially changed this country.ย 

1 hour ago, Woland said:

I guess my ridiculous dream of going to bed early with a happy buzz is not going to happen.

Depends on when you go to bed.

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Jesus NYT needle leaning turnip in all blue wall states

Anyone remember how the NYT needle favored Clinton in 2016?

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Jesus NYT needle leaning turnip in all blue wall states

Why don't you take a few hours off?

14 minutes ago, troph said:

1.5 million votes still outstanding in Georgia. Give or take.

According to CNN she needs to win the remaining Georgia votes by 18 points to win.ย ย 

Certainly possible, but it's going to be a challenge

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