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1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Maybe we need a trumpkin to come in to this thread and start talking shit. It happened in 2020, I feel like at a similar point in the night, then things started to turn around.

Doesnโ€™t feel great right now, but a ways to go.

Donโ€™t worry, Icono is lurking ready to spew ย day old cum from his mouth. Heโ€™s already liking posts.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


We arenโ€™t getting WI. This is the problem. It may be the whole problem.

Like you know.

Good grief.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Jesus NYT needle leaning turnip in all blue wall states

Isnโ€™t that needle for the entire country?

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Quit being tit sucking babies! Maybe later, not now!

PA, MI look fine to great. WI showing signs of life. That's the game. Everything else is gravy.

7 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Think Iโ€™ll take a second gummy. Just as a precaution.ย 

Bad idea jeansย 

MSNBC changed PA MI and WI to too close to call

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4 minutes ago, linux said:

Edibles give you paranoia just drink like normal men

You got the wrong shit then.ย 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

All I ever said was that those of y'all expecting a blowout were crazy and I was concerned, as were pretty much all of the Democrat strategists.ย  The only place I ever heard overwhelming confidence was here.

And, perhaps ironically, I'm the one now saying this doesn't seem over at all yet...?

Give her CA and the majority of the battlegrounds...

I thought Trump was going to dog-walk for awhile until the last month or so.ย 

I can't believe that anyone ever thought that Kamala would win in a blowout. That seems fucking insane to me.ย 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

NBC changed PA and WI to too close to call

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i switched over to msnbcย 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

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i switched over to msnbcย 

Best station for this.

NBC has her up in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.ย  Shits still fine kids.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Had to put some of you chicken littles on ignore.ย 
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I swear we did this exact shit in 2020.

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

But losing those states would indicate losing Arizona as well right?

Wat?

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


We arenโ€™t getting WI. This is the problem. It may be the whole problem.

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80% white, they really hate blacksย 

Silver's election night tool.ย  It's supposed to start with his pre-election model and update every time a state is called based on how the called states correlate with the battleground states and based on how quickly the states are called after polls closed, with that as a proxy for margin of victory.ย  I'm not sure whether to put any credence in it or not.

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6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

How can you vote for Rick Scott Donald Trump and then also vote for abortion rights?

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Precinct turnout is a percentage of all sites and not the size of the sites.ย 

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Best station for this.

Except cable news audience segmentationย is why weโ€™re in this mess to begins withย 

Wisconsin has one of the strongest D party campaigns in the entire country.ย  Calm down.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

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80% white, they really hate blacksย 

Bet your driver we win WI.

Yea the obvious red states went red, the obvious blue states went blue.ย  The swing states are swinging.ย  Will you all feel better once the west coast states close and put up all their EC votes on the board for Harris?ย 

5 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

That reads like that scene in Dead Poetโ€™s Society where Neilโ€™s brains are on the floor and his mom is screaming โ€œitโ€™s okayโ€.ย 

No idea the best reaction for this.

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

According to CNN she needs to win the remaining Georgia votes by 18 points to win.ย ย 

Certainly possible, but it's going to be a challenge

Gwinnet County Mail in ballots

At least I got blasted at dinner. ย Gonna be a long nightย 

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4 minutes ago, troph said:

Charlotte only 14% of the vote in in NCโ€ฆ but sheโ€™s under performing Biden by 6 points. Hard to say if it matters with 86% of the vote there outstandingย 

That explains the call.

8 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

My gf just told me her friend's bf, a guy I already didn't like, voted for Trump because "he heard Harris supports Ukraine and he doesn't want more people to die."

I hate so many people I know right now.ย 

Is he Russian? If heโ€™s from Russia I canโ€™t blame him for that.ย 

Just now, dieucla98 said:

Bet your driver we win WI.

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Just now, NAVY said:

Except cable news audience segmentationย is why weโ€™re in this mess to begins withย 

PBS ftw.ย  Measured.

Just now, WBT said:

Silver's election night tool.ย  It's supposed to start with his pre-election model and update every time a state is called based on how the called states correlate with the battleground states and based on how quickly the states are called after polls closed, with that as a proxy for margin of victory.ย  I'm not sure whether to put any credence in it or not.

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My night tool gets way more attentionย 

Black voters underperformed in EV and didnโ€™t show up in required numbers today. Also, look at Tarrant, Collin and Denton Counties. It looks like college whites shifted to the right this cycle. You can see a similar pattern in Hillsborough and Duval Co, FL.ย 

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I swear we did this exact shit in 2020.

Are you questioning the voting habits of the real Americans in my sales territory?ย 

I swear we did this exact shit in 2020.

Exactly. Except w meat lose Ga and WI this time.
1 minute ago, dieucla98 said:

Bet your driver we win WI.

It's a 5 wood.

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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80% white, they really hate blacksย 

Wow

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

Good lord, this country is a tire fire.

Yep

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Anyone posting stupid shit is getting a neg.

Sup

1 minute ago, sushihorn said:

Black voters underperformed in EV and didnโ€™t show up in required numbers today. Also, look at Tarrant, Collin and Denton Counties. It looks like college whites shifted to the right this cycle. You can see a similar pattern in Hillsborough and Duval Co, FL.ย 

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black males were a pass on harrisย 

You cannot deny the sheer comedy of Nevada trying to cure votes because "young people don't know how to sign their name".

This was just on CNN.ย  Not kidding.ย  We're in the dumbest timeline.

Guy on CNN saying a bunch of mail in ballots in NV are being flagged because the youths can't sign their names closely enough to their signatures on file.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Anyone posting stupid shit is getting a neg.

New Surly motto?

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Exactly. Except w meat lose Ga and WI this time.

Shit and fuck = you don't know

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