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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Speaking of, I'm still going tomorrow, regardless.

Doing the same.

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2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Finally properly shit housed for this bullshit.

Dog is fed and emptied, shotgun loaded with 0/0, frozen burritos ready to go.

Let's fucking go!

What ya worried about?  

48 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Because in terms of what should be the result everyone realizes that for a healthy society this should be a Harris blowout. Even the @Rex Kramer out front shoulda told ya.

And because it's not many people are upset.

Yeah, and this is why we're fucked long-term.  Even if we get rid of him, half of this country is hopelessly stupid and misinformed.  It took a couple of generations to get this way, and it'll take at least that long to fix it.  If we even can.

This Jesse Waters douche on Fox News is a serious fucking toolbag. 

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Fuck MSNBC.  "We have a projection (pause) in NEVADA (pause) It's too close to call

 

 

Motherfuckers, that's not a projection 

They keep switching from too early to call to too close to call. Like what the fuck is the point?

Just now, Mitch Cumsteen said:

They stopped teaching cursive so kids don’t have a signature. If this causes Harris to lose the election it would be hilarious if it weren’t so tragic. 

Where did this come from? My kid is learning cursive right now in public school.

Just now, Mitch Cumsteen said:

They stopped teaching cursive so kids don’t have a signature. If this causes Harris to lose the election it would be hilarious if it weren’t so tragic. 

That would be the most boomerific way to steal an election - through cursive handwriting

Just now, ztejas said:

This Jesse Waters douche on Fox News is a serious fucking toolbag. 

I believe I have discovered the problem.

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ok, I am going to bed.  You guys have exhausted me with your negativity. 

Good night!

Nothing but thoughts and positive prayers here 

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

There's not many scenarios where Nevada is going to matter one way or the other.

GA+NV or NC+NV to offset PA are about the only ones I can see.  And yeah those seem unlikely.

Just now, Hammerin Hank said:

They keep switching from too early to call to too close to call. Like what the fuck is the point?

Corporate media gonna corporate media.

10 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Black voters underperformed in EV and didn’t show up in required numbers today. Also, look at Tarrant, Collin and Denton Counties. It looks like college whites shifted to the right this cycle. You can see a similar pattern in Hillsborough and Duval Co, FL. 

Southern and northern college educated whites behave differently in elections. That's basically the Democratic path at this point.

Either Nevada does not matter or it does stop worrying about handwriting.

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Where did this come from? My kid is learning cursive right now in public school.

I assume it’s bc everyone just scribbles their name on the electronic pads and then when it’s time to sign, your signature differs 

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Dekalb County also with about 100kish Dem votes not tracking yet.  

What margins we expecting here?

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

What person can legibly sign their name? 

FIFY 

What kind of rube has a legible signature? 

Just now, Js1 said:

I assume it’s bc everyone just scribbles their name on the electronic pads and then when it’s time to sign, your signature differs 

No I mean where did this idea come from that they don’t teach cursive anymore?

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

How much does she need?

Right now about 250k to catch him, and about 700k to 50%.  The margins around the urban areas all favor her, so for now, just a guess she is trailing by about 100k would be my guess, but the rest of the margins from there out should favor us.  But we are definitely going to be playing catch up to the finish line.  

I have tickets to come back to US/Texas for Christmas/New Years.  I'm thinking of cancelling and just going to Bali or somewhere not as fucked.

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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I believe I have discovered the problem.

No he's like really bad even by their standards. 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

10pm our time will be pretty damn interesting 

What happens then?

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So no red strongholds in swing states got bomb threats from Russia?  Fancy that.  This is a fucking war.  Fuck Putin and Trump

And fuck people that voted against their own interests. Since that’s a much bigger number. 

2 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

What margins we expecting here?

85% traditional and tracking this year as well.  

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Latinos, what is up with y’all and being okay with turnip and him wanting to deport your fam?

My Texas Syndicate primos are a serious pain in the ass so he'd be doing me a solid.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This Jesse Waters douche on Fox News is a serious fucking toolbag. 

Look who just caught up

19 minutes ago, Constant said:

But losing those states would indicate losing Arizona as well right?

@Zonahorn said we aren't losing AZ.  If we do, he gets his ass kicked.

14 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Anyone posting stupid shit is getting a neg.

You're going to run out of negs

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7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ok, I am going to bed.  You guys have exhausted me with your negativity. 

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - Wait, what am I supposed to leave out again tonight?

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

@Zonahorn said we aren't losing AZ.  If we do, he gets his ass kicked.

Yeah, where is that guy anyway?

Colorado called.

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Latinos really love the leopard/faces party.

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

85% traditional and tracking this year as well.  

So that and the Dekalb remaining votes would get us there...but barely. SIgh. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, where is that guy anyway?

Applebee’s

26 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

All of the Southern racists brought food to sick neighbors, taught Sunday school, consoled friends.  They were the same families who supported  hanging blacks and who threw rocks at school buses of little black kids.  

What you see in those people is them treating their fellow man well - so long as they look, worship and think exactly like them.   Your friends are likely all in on deporting the Haitians from Springfield… but they’ll bring a poundcake by to the neighbor who just lost their dog. 

Glad you got that off your chest. 

2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

I have tickets to come back to US/Texas for Christmas/New Years.  I'm thinking of cancelling and just going to Bali or somewhere not as fucked.

Good news for you. You can go pretty much anywhere else and not be as fucked. Maybe Venezuela, Gaza, Argentina, South Sudan. 

is she down in PA? it's light red on that last map posted

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

This, all the data currently dumped is fucking garbage. 

Yes!

For fuck sakes everyone should ld just hit up a tit flop until 4 am then check the results.

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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Latinos, what is up with y’all and being okay with turnip and him wanting to deport your fam?

If you'd met my wife's family you'd know. 

They college educated ones break mostly left with a couple of outliers that break right out of greed and misconceptions. 

The non educated ones have zero idea what's going on. They vote trump because he's a celebrity and their juvenile selves find him funny. They have no idea what white nationalist fascism in the USA will do to them. 

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Latinos really love the leopard/faces party.

A guaranteed free trip to Mexico or other shithole country -- what could be better?

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